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yes but you have to keep it in rice for like a whole day

guess who dropped their new phone in the bathtub

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hello i would like 2 let u know my kitten has thumbs and she fully plans on dominating the world with them

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@Calum5SOS: Michael using Siri to text for the first time.

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carved by the gods

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mastalist yo

updated: July 24th, 2015

smut or nsfw: ♡

requested: *

one shots (all of these are short, i’ve got a few 5k+ ones coming soon)

ashton

Submissive 1.7k ♡ smut

luke

Fire Away (3.7k) ♡ smut (Boxer!Luke)

calum

Take Me To Heaven 2.5k ♡ smut

Honeymoon (coming soon)

michael

Daddy!Michael 1.5k ♡ smut

Motocross Michael (coming soon)

4/4 blurbs

how they react to fans giving you hate (*)

you’re in your own band and you’re their opening act, but one of them develops a crush on you (*)

the baby kicks for the first time (*)

feeling insecure about your weight (*)

ashton blurbs

dry humping him  (* + ♡)

you’re teasing him and the boys find out (* + ♡)

confronting him about the cheating rumors (*)

abuse 1k (trigger warning: alcohol abuse)

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.” (*)

“Don’t you ever do that again!” (*)

need the sun to break - james bay (*)

ASHTON’S PERFECT GIRL (*)

calum blurbs

you’re sick and he’s in the mood (*)

your child from a previous relationship calls him dad (*)

treating calum to a nice view of you after work (* + ♡)

breaking off your fwb agreement (*)

“You know, I’m bisexual, so if you’re going to keep that attitude of yours up, I’m going to ask your sister out.” (*)

calum crying at a movie (*)

taking a break (*) 

running into him after the break up 1.5k (*)

getting back together with calum (*)

almost breaking up (*)

you want to lose weight (*)

you’re a MILF (*)

“I almost lost you.” (*)

“YOU DID WHAT?” (*)

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.” (*)

CALUM’S PERFECT GIRL (*)

baby hood and daddy hood (*) (warning: this is CUTE AS HELL)

luke blurbs

first date (*)

almost breaking up (*)

luke keeps distracting you from your homework (*)

restaurant bathroom fun (*+♡)

daddy!luke bathes baby hemmings (*)

seeing each other after the break up (*)

luke’s first night back from tour with baby hemmings (*)

meeting luke, calum teasing him the next day (*)

he yells at you and you cry (*)

nerdy luke 1.8k (this was supposed to be a blurb oops) ♡ smut (*)

he’s your best friend, he gets you pregnant 2.2k (*)

you’re their stylist, you and luke have feelings for each other 1.6k (*)

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” (*)

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.” (*)

“I wish I could hate you.” (*)

LUKE’S PERFECT GIRL (*)

michael blurbs

he’s quicksilver (superhero au) (*)

confessing his love for you (while drunk) (*)

going out for valentine’s day dinner with best friend!mikey (*)

almost breaking up (*)

beating michael at video games (*)

he scares you (playful) (*)

reminiscing about old memories (*)

trying to find a nickname for you with the boys (*)

he yells at you and you cry (*)

“Please, don’t leave.” (*)

“Do you… well…. I mean… I could give you a massage?” (*)

after finding out he burnt himself onstage, you can’t help but need to see him

MICHAEL’S PERFECT GIRL (*) 

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Those are the Badlands. We don’t go there. 

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THIS WAS MY TOWN I SAW THIS TOO

Brendon Urie introducing girls/girls/boys “This is a song about and for all the dudes that suck dick and all the girls that eat pussy”

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I looked up Carter Reynolds

Ok so from what I could find;

A video was leaked of him pressuring his drunk girlfriend into oral sex. She kept saying ‘no’ and ‘I’m uncomfortable’ and ‘I don’t want to do this’ while he kept trying to convince her to. It’s believed that he raped her.

He went on on Twitter about how the video was stolen from him, how he just wanted respect from her and that he felt all the hate he was getting was undeserved.

Then he started calling his girlfriend (Maggie) psychotic, and blaming everything that happened on her, and basically slut-shaming her.

He revealed that he has previously cheated on her, then he broadcasted a graphic video of Maggie having sex with Hayes Grier. All this, obviously, without her consent.

Maggie wound up in the hospital after ODing in a suicide attempt. She said in her Twitter that he did nothing to help, and wouldn’t call the cops because he didn’t want them asking him questions. He literally would’ve let her die. And while she was in the hospital, he denied any part in what happened and called her crazy and psychotic. Maggie revealed that he didn’t help her right before she deactivated her Twitter.

Carter went on to start a sob story on Twitter about how he was going to kill himself. This went on for a bit, before he said how ‘suicide is NEVER the answer’ and he ‘apologized’ for scaring his fans.

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This is what I could find. It’s also worth mentioning that his girlfriend is SIXTEEN and he is NINETEEN.

Carter Reynolds is an attempted rapist, if not an actual rapist, who would’ve let his girlfriend die to avoid police questioning. He’s at VidCon, completely uninvited, and refuses to leave. Hank Green, the cofounder, has politely asked him to leave already, but since he refuses other measures will likely be taken.

Signal boost this please, Carter Reynolds is a Twitter and Vine celebrity who either raped/attempted to rape a minor and nearly got her killed. He doesn’t deserve his fame.

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23.17.15

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Because rape is a joke and its absolutely funny to do this because ya lame ass got kicked out of VidCon! and taking advantage of underage girls is fucking hysterical! Love it! So funny! I love rape culture! Please watch my videos!

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jack: hi luke big fan, I just wanted to know... can you confirm or deny that you had a teddy bear named scruffy 'til the age of 17 when you moved out?

luke: HA HA HA HA

luke: is that jack?

jack: answer the question mate, we want answers

luke: I did have a teddy bear named scruffy but I only had it until I was about 12, not 17

jack: I can vouch that's incorrect

luke: so what you're saying is, I did a year of touring with scruffy on the road? is that what you're suggesting I done?

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