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doctor: you only have 4 minutes and 43 seconds to live. How will you spend them?

me:

#captain america #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers smut #bucky barnes x steve rogers #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes x reader #MARVEL #marvel #endgame #avengers #infinity war #tom holland #tony stark #tony stark smut #tom holland smut #chris evans smut #chris evans imagine #bucky barnes imagine

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Ah yes, my favorite movie; mmMMGOONIES

#andy bean #andy bean being a bean #andy bean smut #andy bean imagine #2019 stanley uris #stanley uris smut #2019 stan uris #2019 stanley uris smut #2019 stanley uris imagine #richie tozier #reddie #reddie smut #eddie kaspbrak imagine #eddie kaspbrak #it chapter two #it chapter two smut #it chapter ii #it chapter 2 smut

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I’m

⚪️ heterosexual

⚪️ bisexual

⚪️ homosexual

🔘 Sorry I don’t treat you like a goddess. Is that what you want me to do? Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect- like all your little loyal subjects do. Sorry I’m not made of sugar am I not sweet enough for you?

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reblogging for amazing gay vibes because gay spider-man is what this world needs

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So apparently according to a sound coordinator for A4, there’s gonna be a scene in the movie that will contain no sound 😦

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I saw an opportunity and I took it

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Me, Reading Venom Smut at 3 in the Morning:

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Scars and Tattoos masterlist

INTRO

CHAPTER UNO (1)

CHAPTER DOS (2)

CHAPTER TRES (3)

CHAPTER CUATRO (4)

CHAPTER CINCO (5)

CHAPTER SEIS (6)

CHAPTER SIETE (7)

CHAPTER OCHO (8)

CHAPTER NUEVE (9)

CHAPTER DIEZ (10)

CHAPTER ONCE (11)

CHAPTER DOCE (12)

CHAPTER TRECE (13)

CHAPTER CATORCE (14)

CHAPTER QUINCE (15)

If you’re up for more chapters, let me know. My ask box is always open

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Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie

(Venom 2018, the trailer)

*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*

Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want

*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*

Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons

(Venom 2018, the movie)

Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth

Eddie:

Eddie: Parasite

Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now

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the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

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fred likes to say tréasure

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when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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You know the marshmallow experiment?

So there’s this experiment where researchers take a bunch of preschoolers and give them a marshmallow and they say, “ok, you can eat this now, or you can wait thirty minutes and then we’ll give you two marshmallows.”

And they leave them alone with hidden cameras and watch the struggle of willpower and it’s supposed to say something about delayed gratification.

And this thing gets used to explain why some people are better with money than others, or make various other better life choices. The Aesop here is if you can delay your satisfaction, you’ll get ahead.

But here’s a proposed version of that experiment that’s more realistic.

Give the kid the marshmallow and explain it all as above. Then come back 30 minutes later and say, “Sorry, actually we ran out of marshmallows, so even though you didn’t eat yours, you’re not getting a second one. Other kids got two, but you don’t. Also, every kid with fewer than two marshmallows has to give back their original marshmallow. Sorry we didn’t tell you that earlier now hand it over.”

Then call them back for a repeat experiment where you give them the same offer. See how many kids scarf that marshmallow down in two seconds flat because like hell they’ll trust you again.

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A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers

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