whyareallthetasks

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Mum: What are you talking about, your so beautiful

Sister: It's not my fault you procreated with that!!!!

.... Dad's lucky he's smart

#funny #memes #relatable

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Like, when you lose an eye, can you still cry from that eye?? Can Thor cry from that eye, or is it too damaged??

I know I don't really cry anyway as I am emotionally numb to life in general, but was just wondering....

#relatable #funny #memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #dank memes #marvel #thor odinson

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Okay, hear me out:

Billionaire ceo asks his friend to pretend to be his fiance in order to gain his inheritance.

And it seems to have worked except the fake fiance falls in love with his sister

#relatable #funny #memes #writing prompt #writing #story #shitpost #this is probably already an idea somewhere #but thought why not put it out there regardless #if this is already used #please point me in the right direction as i sorely need to consume anything related to this idea #lgbt+ #lgbt

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I need to tie a leash to my executive function.

It keeps freaking running away from me when I'm trying to concentrate

#relatable #funny #memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #uni #studentproblems

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HOLY SHIT WHY CAN I NOT REMOVE MY SKIN

ITS TOO HOT

#relatable #funny #memes #oh for fucks sake #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #hothunks

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Just started season 4 of stranger things

They've really outdone themselves creating the bad guy in this one

Holy sh*t

#funny #relatable #memes

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Conversation I had with my coworker, continuing on about the sweets Opal fruits

(those who do not know what these are like myself, they are the older sister of Starbursts)

Coworker : how do you NOT know Opal Fruits

Me : They're Starbursts, aren't they?

Coworker : Hell no, they came before - how can you not know them

Me : I'm young!!

Coworker : .... oh you foetus

Me : 👀.... did you just call me a foetus???

#funny #relatable #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #work memes #im in my 20s? and yet im a foetus #what the actually fuck #what the fuck #foetus #if im a foetus she is basically in the grave

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I'm clean boi

#relatable #funny #memes #dank memes #im bored #clean bean

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I literally forgot to aim.

I am doing archery

How the hell did I forget the main purpose of this sport?

#relatable #funny #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #is it actually relatable or is it just me? #archery #oh for fucks sake #arrows went right over #my friend is laughing at me

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"I really want to cry.

Actually, I'm too emotionally unavailable for this"

- quoted from my younger sister

#relatable #funny #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #family #is it actually relatable or is it just me? #my sister #sister

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Brain: Wonder how eyeballs taste?

Me : No, don't

#relatable #memes #adhd brain #funny #dank memes #adhd memes

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I am so tired of not being able to confide in people as it means that they are worried about me and the carefully crafted figure of utter perfection is finally broken when really I'm scared of letting her go, because I fear the judgement and disgust when the true me, whoever she is, is revealed

I am so tired of specifically pointing out certain traits of myself to people so they can easily create their own version of me and be like, oh, yeah, that's so you, instead of being the unpredictable mess that I am

#relatable #memes #dank memes #mental health #dont worry im fine #dont worry this is definitely being talked about in therapy #therapy #tw depressing stuff #but depression said no at this moment

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You know that feeling you get when you wake up one morning, and everyone is pissing you off by existing?

I have that feeling today

#relatable #funny #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #family

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So apparently this was because I was a dumbass and accidentally made two accounts

Whoops 😊

I've bought a membership for the gym, right? Supposed to make it easier to go, right?

And in this day and age, websites should be easier to use right?

Then fucking riddle me this

Why, oh why, have I been sat here for an hour with card in hand, staring at the screen that says the details are invalid, with a single tear crawling down my cheek as i get a notification that they have actually taken my money, and the motivation to leave the house growing smaller by the minute?

#relatable #funny #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #tee hee

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I've bought a membership for the gym, right? Supposed to make it easier to go, right?

And in this day and age, websites should be easier to use right?

Then fucking riddle me this

Why, oh why, have I been sat here for an hour with card in hand, staring at the screen that says the details are invalid, with a single tear crawling down my cheek as i get a notification that they have actually taken my money, and the motivation to leave the house growing smaller by the minute?

#now i actually have to talk to a human to sort this out #relatable #funny #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes

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Top question of the day

Is this the depresso or is this the adhdo?

#funny #relatable #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #it is 2am and i cant sleep

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Just found out that fish, when they're stressed, show said stress by having ridiculous long shit strings come out of them

I'm glad I'm not a fish

Instead, I show my stress through unhealthy coping mechanisms

Not as obvious to the onlookers

#relatable #funny #memes #dank memes #adhd brain #adhd memes #fish #weird shit #fuck this shit #humour #my humour is so broken lol