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[whyismyaccountblue]

Piercing your uvula

#piercings #uvula #uvulapiercing #hilarious #lol #mother please #nose #no #no no no #why did you do this #you knew the answer all along #you couldve stopped this #how are we all #tell me why

[whyismyaccountblue]

I don't think the dish sponge wants to touch you either.

#sponge #dish soap #dish sponge #doing the dishes #doing the lords work #why the fuck is there a tag called spongeward i hate all of you so much #hilarious #lol #lmao #let me out #i cant do it again #you know #you know i cant do this #cornbread #aesthetics #wow #lmaoooo #sponges #i hate sponges #im autistic and hate sponges

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I was going to make a joke about someone sticking their penis in a test tube but knowing you people of this website someone would make it not a joke very fast

#help #test tube #lol #funny stuff #hilarious #mother please #please help #im asexual and afraid of you all

[whyismyaccountblue]

Bagels?

#bagels #corn #cornfandom

[whyismyaccountblue]

Why are grapes so difficult

#grapes

[whyismyaccountblue]

A chiropractor but they moan everytime your bones crack.

#chiropractor #chiropractorcore #moaning #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #meme #lol #hell #help #me #mother please #jokes #hilarious

[whyismyaccountblue]

Someone: PJ! Does that stand for like, Pete Jr or something?

Papa John: sighs um sure

#papa johns #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #meme #jokes #hilarious #lol #pizza #pizza humor #pj

[whyismyaccountblue]

Hear me out,

No teeth, just cooked pasta sticking out of your gums.

#teeth #teeth speaks #replacement teeth #crooked teeth #teeth.txt #teeth horror #pasta #pastaqueen #creepy pasta #pasta teeth

[whyismyaccountblue]

Circa march 2020

#minecraft #creeper #creeper aw man #aw man #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #meme #jokes #hilarious #lol #why do i do this to myself #why this #this isnt comedy #but here it is #him

[whyismyaccountblue]

The seals will rise

#seals #seal #baby seal #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #meme #lol #jokes #hilarious #run

[whyismyaccountblue]

Give me your legs.

Adam Sandler needs to be fed.

It keeps him alert.

#adam sandler #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #meme #lol #jokes #hilarious #mother please #please help #he needs legs #if he doesnt get them #he'll make me do it again #i cant do it again #i cant go back #how #how do i cope #how am i supposed to live like this #oh no #hes coming back #tell my wife i love them #please sir #im trying #i swear ill get them to you i just need more t

[whyismyaccountblue]

The new tumblr app icon looks like it wears those neon plastic slotted rave glasses two days after a middle school dance.

[whyismyaccountblue]

Pov

#pov #my pov #female pov #reader pov #first person pov #outsider pov #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #meme #lol #jokes #hilarious #help me

[whyismyaccountblue]

Oops, out of water

Better spin some more

#water #spinning #waterspinning #ice #baby #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #meme #lol #jokes #hilarious #help me

[whyismyaccountblue]

Crack, snackle, pop

Crack, snackle, pop

Crack, snackle, pop

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Life sucks, i wanna be a potted plant.

#plants #plant #potted plants #aestheitcs #omg #musicals #humor #puns #memes #seriously why the fuck cant i be a potted plant #this human vessel is so painful #please #i pray for mercy daily but it never arrives #i just wanted to tell him goodbye #life would be much simpler if i were only a plant #meme #jokes #lol #hilarious

[whyismyaccountblue]

You cant convince me Alex Brightman and Jack Black arent the same person.

#alex brightman #jack black #aestheitcs #musicals #omg #humor #puns #memes #meme #lol #jokes #hilarious