widow-jr

[widow-jr]

Wanda: What are you drinking?

Y/n: Vodka

Wanda: Straight?

Y/n: No, bi. Why?

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[widow-jr]

Wanda: I hate you 

Y/n, in her head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

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[widow-jr]

Y/n, pointing: May I sit there?

Wanda: That's my lap

Y/n: That doesn't answer my question, Wanda.

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[widow-jr]

Nat: *smacks pointer on board* NO FUCKING DRUGS

Y/n: No fucking of drugs okay got it

Nat: .....

Nat: Please dont fuck drugs

Y/n: I just said i wouldnt?

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[widow-jr]

Nat: What's the best thing you've ever done in your life

Y/n: Wanda

Everyone:

Steve: Someone get the bible please-

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