wierdpinkprincess

[wierdpinkprincess]

Snickers: You're not you when you're hungry

Me: I'm not me when I don't have eyeliner on😭😭😭😭

#i feel so bare #i feel so naked #my eyes #eyeliner #black eyeliner #makeup #relatable #meme #funny #emo #egirl #punk #alt #alternative

[wierdpinkprincess]

Professor: "How do criminals get caught?"

Student: "They flex bro"

#puhlease #i know he didnt just call the professor bro #lmaooo #lmao #lmao bye #funny #relatable #meme #college #university #lecture #college seminar #political science #criminal

[wierdpinkprincess]

I just wanna live la vida loca😭😭😭

#living la vida loca #la vida loca #contemplating life #i hate my life #life #relatable #meme #truth #funny meme #funny #relatable meme #wild #crazy #crazy life

[wierdpinkprincess]

It happened again! I finally got some good pics of myself. This happens like max three times a year.

#social media #photos #selfie #photoshoot #photos of me #relatable #memes #funny #funny memes #instagram

[wierdpinkprincess]

I may be slightly obsessed with myself

#narcisistic #narcism #i love myself #im gorgeous #im hot as fuck #im hot af #im hot #self love #confidence #relatable

[wierdpinkprincess]

Its the way I was so confident on the quiz but turns out I got a 53%

#I fucking hate chemistry #fuck chemistry #chemistry #school #college classes #college #uni #chemistry class #i hate it here #kmn #i wanna die #im doomed #education #who needs it? #lemme drop out

[wierdpinkprincess]

Often times when looking in a mirror or at a vid of myself I get lost in my own eyes

#theyre plain brown but look nice sometimes #self love #i just think theyre neat #theyre so beautiful #narcisistic #relatable #eyes #brown eyes #funny #dank memes #funny memes #meme #confession #true #true story

[wierdpinkprincess]

I didn't get the whole arms and veins hype but then this weekend I noticed the arm veins on this cute guy I know AND I COULDNT FUNCTION FOR A MOMENT. MY BRAIN WENT FUCK SHIT THATS ACTUALLY REALLY HOT I GET IT NOW ABDIDNDJSGBW

#veins #hot guys #hot #sexy af #i understand #i was dumb #please forgive me #please for the love of god #attractive #relatable #only girls will understand #story time #true story

[wierdpinkprincess]

Sometimes I look in the mirror and then I cry

#it be like that sometimes #it be like that folks #it be like that yknow #it be like that doe #it be like that rn #relatable #that kinda hurted me doe #meme #joke #but not really

[wierdpinkprincess]

Getting a compliment from a stranger is so much nicer than getting one from someone you know, because you KNOW the stranger actually meant it. Like they literally took time to compliment you?? When they didnt have to?

#relatability #relatable #best compliment ever #compliment #compliment me #memes #dank memes #funny #meme

[wierdpinkprincess]

I've ruined like 5 pens from chewing on them.

Someone pls stop me

#bad habits #pens #stationary #school #college #relatable #storytime #thoughts

[wierdpinkprincess]

So at around 7:40ish i was standing outside my workplace(obviously very dark) waiting for my parents to pick me up and there was this man there holding a baby (young dad, probably in 20s  and Im assuming he was waiting for his wife or fam that were still inside and after a minute he started talking to me (im assuming he assumed I worked there cuz of my clothes and I had my purse)

Like how they love going to the store cuz you can find everything there and whatnot and he mentioned the baby a few times so ofc I said the baby is adorable (cuz he was adorable) and he says the baby is 7 months (still normal convo)

AND THEN he goes "I like it (parenthood) ...feels like it/he gives me something to live for ya know?"

And I smiled and nodded cuz aww thats adorable but I was thinking WHY IS THIS STRANGER TELLING ME HIS DEEP THOUGHTS  AT NIGHT IN THE DARK OUTSIDE

#storytime #story time #work stories #stranger danger #rant post #my rants #short story #true story #work experience #relatable #parenthood #young parents #babyboy #baby #deep conversations #deep thoughts #night thoughts #late night thoughts

[wierdpinkprincess]

Lmaooo my english proff. was giving examples of divisions/groups of people (like christians, New Englanders, or people who think Tom Brady is great) and he goes "Oh wait, Tom Brady isn't great anymore right?" And a kid puts two middle fingers up to the cameras and the proff sees it and goes while smiling"yeah Tom Brady used to be great but he isn't anymore. It's confusing"

#tom brady #football #english #english class #college #university #uni #college classes #new england #new englander #massachusetts #masshole

[wierdpinkprincess]

My friends whenever I take a great photo on my android (LG) phone:

"You did NOT take that on your phone"

Bitch I did and I'll do it again

#android #androids #android problems #phones #cell phones #phoneography #camera phone #camera #photography #LG #lg phones #relatable #funny #this really happened #this happens #joke #why are iphone users like this #suck my fucking dick #androids are better #android gang #memes #new memes #meme

[wierdpinkprincess]

If you thought I was sensitive,

you should I meet my skin

#sensitive #sensitive skin #skin problems #dark skin #my face #sexy face #ugly #ugly girl #relatable #memes #meme #new memes #this isnt a joke #joke #funny jokes #funny #what the hell #what the fuuuuck #what the frick #what the heck #like wtf #wtf is wrong with me #seriously wtf #wth dude

[wierdpinkprincess]

I would die if @taylorswift saw this fanart I did. Im actually proud of it!!! (Newbie at digital art) Left is a minimalist version and right is with more details

#art #artist #fan art #artists on tumblr #taylor swift fan #taylornation #taylor swift #taylorstans #swifties #digital doodle #digital art

[wierdpinkprincess]

*Anything bad happens*

Me: "Alexa play 'Sign of the Times' by Harry Styles"

#harrystyles #the world is ending #the end is near #sign of the times #this is a joke #funny jokes #jokes #joke #funny pics #funny photos #funny signs #funny #funny images #funny content #funny texts #relatable #memes #new memes #meme #wholesome memes #dank mene #dank memes #harry styles fandom #one direction #directioner