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My favorite thing about the Ramadan omegaverse/"is slick halal?" post, is that I reblogged it from renowned author and illustrator Ngozi Ukazu, known for her exquisite work with New York Time's Best seller Check, Please!, as well as the graphic novel Bunt!, DC Comics Barda, and various comics in the New Yorker.

Anyways @ngoziu, ma'am...

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

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they really were insane for this. the common trope/joke is that men don't even remember their wedding anniversaries, let alone the exact day they met their 'best bro', how is this not deservingly considered one of the most romantic moments in history? THIS LOVESICK FOOL HAS BEEN COUNTING DAYS SINCE HE'S MET HIS DANNO.

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Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

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We all deserve to have a long monster tongue probing deep inside us and stretching our holes at least once

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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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the yearning to be someone’s priority is what’s gonna kill me

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mumbo “i’m not a builder” jumbo and mr. goodtimes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERARD WAY!!!1!1!11!1

GERARD YOU'RE NOT GOING TO READ THIS(at least i don't think so???!?!?1???112?1!?2?) BUT HAPPY BIRTHHDAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH🙏🙏🙏

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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

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making the most benign moments the signposts by which i'll live my life. keep going till i see a toddler running through the supermarket. keep going until i catch dew on the grass. keep going until the cherry blossoms start heaping all over the cars parked by the verge. keep going until i see a robin by the train tracks. keep going until i get a warm apple crumble. keep going till i get to admire the cashier's eye makeup. keep going till the bus driver says "thanks, lovey". keep going till i hear rain in the morning. keep going till i peel a perfect boiled egg. keep going till i press a warm mug of tea to my cheek........keep going until until until until until until