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yeah boss i don’t tbink he’s the guy youd want to be quoting on that ☠️

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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

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— (x)

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man, fuck. they got it in one with this why do i even post art advice i shouldve just said this

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Ah yes. Me. My husband. And his vampire boyfriend whose undying soul I cannot reap

Please enjoy my 100% self indulgent art where I put the blood eating undying immortal elf with the blood god and the god of death. The people who have liked my Zagreus x Astarion posts are emboldening me

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Dracula: The doctor says I only have three days to live.

Renfield: Oh no, are you sick?

Dracula: No, he just hates me.

Van Helsing: I WILL FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY.

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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I don’t know if any of the words I’m about to say make sense but I feel like vivziepop is like lgbt butch hartman

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match percenteges, helping is allowed

50%

50%

#nice and easy

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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning

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Every accusation is a confession. #MAGA

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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when a character is written inconsistently because nobody thought about it that hard and you're like it's time for me to get in there.. and think about it that hard

#Zack addy #listen the cannibalism makes a little sense if you consider he’s the world’s most gullible genius #like he is just so so easy to manipulate

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Little pianist 🎵

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how does one even go about explaining this to anyone??!?

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Can you pleeeease make some more younger reddie drawings?? Or ANOTHER FANFIC

👀?

#reddie

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mistreating him