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feel free to block me pt. 2

( pt.1 )

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feel free to block me

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‘Yeah probably a-spec somehow’ is a valid a-spec identity.

#heyo it’s me!

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“I know he's scared. He's not the only one. This whole crazy event did a number one me... all that peace I felt is gone. I ruin it because I can. Because it's easy. I've fought for Preston. For the Camachos. I've fought for my friends. I've tried to make these people not just safe, but happy. I didn't go looking for these people. They walked into my life. And now imbalance is restored. I've fought for the happiness of everyone around me. I've been willing to die for that happiness. I now realize I've never experienced happiness. I put on a good show, but... I simply don't know the meaning of the word. ...and I never will.”

My heart bleeds for that one Wade Wilson. I love him with all my heart 😭

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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Me everytime I walk into my F/O(s) room:

#ASDFGHJ #L.OKI AND S.TEVE #AND DA.RYL

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How To Steal From Walmart (from a Walmart employee)

I used to work at Walmart. I’ve always stolen from them from before I worked there to after I quit. It’s just way too easy. This is how you steal from one of the richest retail companies in the world:

Bring a backpack. This is where you will be storing your goods. NOTE: put your wallet in a separate compartment. Do not store it where you will be storing the items!!

Take a cart/basket. When you find something you like, take two and put them in the cart. Try to hide the second item underneath the first one so that it looks like you’re only taking one product to the cameras above.

When you have everything you want, head to the changing rooms. In my experience, Walmart NEVER has employees standing around the change rooms and at least 1 room is already open. Take your stuff into the change room. NOTE: if you have non clothing items, discreetly hide them in the clothes as you carry them. If you dont have clothing, go pickup some random sweaters and such to complete this step.

Fill up your bag with one of each of the items. Be aware of the zipper sounds from your bag. Don’t move too quickly if there are people around. It sounds suspicious. NOTE: MAKE SURE TO EXAMINE EVERY PRODUCT FOR MAGNETIC TAGS/STICKERS AND REMOVE THEM BEFORE STEALING.

Leave the change room. Go put the second copy of everything back wherever you want (but not all in one place).

Go pickup something super small and cheap (like a chocolate bar) and go checkout at the cash. NOTE: it is EXTREMELY important that you ALEAYS buy something when you are stealing!! If you’re just walking in and out of the store empty handed with a backpack, its SUPER suspicious and you will most likely get caught eventually.

Take out your wallet from the compartment which has no other products in it to avoid showing the cashier your stolen goods.

Pay, and leave.

Go home and enjoy your new things!

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friendly reminders with stock photos

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I’m about to make Clementine and AJ familial f/o’s

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If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.

did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place

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Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

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For any systems who need to explain DID/OSDD/DDNOS to a singlet:

We had to explain to a close friend what having a system was like, and he just... was not getting it at all. So we explained it in terms of a car, and he seemed to understand a lot better!

We told him it was like having a bunch of people in a car, where (the person fronting) one person is driving and everyone else is in the back. Sometimes a passenger will drive for a bit if the driver needs a break, like if there’s a storm out or the driver is too tired to drive safely.

We told him that every car has the person who Does Not Want To Be There, and will criticize everything from the driving to the car itself (persecutor) but they’re still part of the car too. We told him about the times when a passanger will REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go to a roadside attraction, so sometimes they’ll drive for a bit just to go there. We told him that there’s one person who OWNS the car (host) and will usually drive the most.

We told him about the passengers with road rage, the ones who sleep the whole time so you can feel like they’re not even there, the backseat drivers who try to drive without being in the driver’s seat (co-fronting). We told him that even when everyone in the car is yelling at each other, ultimately everyone in the car is stuck in the car together, and no one wants to get into an accident with other people (no “evil alters”)

He seemed to understand it really well, and considering his first experience with systems was seeing the movie “Split”, I think the analogy is a good one.

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just one more question! which version of harley quinn do you ship with?

I mainly ship with the comic version of her! I know that’s kinda broad when it comes to comics but I followed her solo series Harley Quinn if that helps!

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Jack was the sea he fell in love with, as beautiful as he was endless. A breathtaking reminder that there was more to the world than the rocky shore so many people refused to leave. He was wonder and excitement and the feeling of being so completely in love with life. He had no singular body; but was rather scattered across the great blue endless. He was the love that was hard to put into words. it’s almost a religious experience. That by loving him and being loved by him you were participating in something sacred. Something rare. 

#f.o tag: as changing and untamable as the sea #look at me being poetic and shit #purple prose is strong in this one

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Writing a fic at 1:11 am? More likely than you think 

“Yes, but-” Steve’s eyes drifted over Tavi’s shoulder to watch the scene unfolding behind them. Tavi could only really imagine what Steve was seeing, but the sound of Thor furiously struggling with a bag of bread whilst cursing at it painted a vivid enough picture. “-It’s just out of all of us you three are, uh, ill equipped when it comes to the kitchen.”

“Watch your mouth, Capsical. We’re perfectly equipped,” Tony jumped in brandishing a spatula he certainly didn’t need as if it was a sword. 

#self reblog #I took 2012 avengers and cranked the domesticity up to 13

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Self Insert Development Meme

I know making self inserts can be tricky for some people - and that’s fine!! there’s no shame in not having your insert developed. But sometimes, if you wanna develop them, you don’t know where to start!! So here’s some basic things you can answer for your self inserts.

Again, there is no need to develop your insert at all!! But if you WANT to, then here’s some ways to start!! i mostly made this for myself but its free to RB!! please try to practice RB karma tho <3 Onto the questions!

Under a cut because long.

Keep reading

#ayyyyoooooo #I'm really getting into my s/i's

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Since a lot of imagines don't apply to everyone! Shoutout to the selfshippers who:

Aren't soft, shy, or feminine

Don't have F/Os who are "nice"

Don't like physical affection

Don't have romantic F/Os

Don't have a soft/mushy relationship with their F/O

Can't picture their F/Os doing things from a lot of community imagines

Don't have a big height difference with their F/O or are taller than their F/O

Aren't small or petite

Have conditions or circumstances that don't get imagines because they aren't relatable to the community at large

#kinda the reason why I stopped reading reader inserts ahshdhdhdhdhd #i'm the opposite of petite and feminie