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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Cristina: I’m throwing a party tonight and I want everyone there!
April, walking into the room: We’re having a party?
Cristina: No.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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“How do straight people have sex? Like who is the guy and who is the other guy?”
- Travis Montgomery, at some point
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Alex: Sorry for being rude earlier.
Cristina: Sorry I used facts to prove why you were wrong.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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[playing scrabble]
Jack: I put my “A” down to make “A”
Vic: I put my “T” down to make “AT”
Maya: I put my “T” down to make “RAT”
Andy: Okat then, I will add onto your “rat” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Vic: Wtf
Jack: *flips table*
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Alex, talking to Meredith’s children: Kids, there are three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Alex way.
Zola: But Uncle Alex, isn’t that just the wrong way?
Alex: Well yeah, but it’s faster.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Izzie to Meredith, Cristina and George after cutting Denny’s LVAD wire: I know it seems like thing are really bad, but they’re actually much worse than that.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Bailey: Prepare to feel very bad about yourself!
Meredith: Jokes on you. My mother’s been preparing me for that my whole life.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Mark: Spicy food is just like BDSM for your mouth.
Callie: Please, for once win your life, think before you fucking speak.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Cristina: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like him, but he’s just so oblivious.
Owen: *walks into the room*
Cristina: Go away.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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George: Why Izzie, why?
Izzie: Why am I sleeping with Alex?
George: Why? Is it a pity thing?
Izzie: *stares*
George: Is he holding you against your will?
Izzie: *stares*
George: If he’s holding you against your will, blink twice.
Izzie: *stares*
George: *starts blowing into her eyes* Blink twice.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Minerva: Would you say you’re independent?
Sirius: [looks at Remus]
Remus: [nods]
Sirius: I’d say so, yes.
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Cristina: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]
Derek: Ah! I see you’re bursting out the spring colours!!
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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William: Kym, you can be really destructive.
Kym, excited: I can??
William: Yes, and that’s not-
William: No, wait, come back here! That wasn’t permission!
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Richard: The rest of the hospital can get so silly. Sometimes, I feel like I’m the only truly mature person here-
Amelia, running in: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Richard: [jumps up onto the nearest chair]
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williamscoffee · 3 years
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Alex: Look, if I ever get killed-
Meredith and Cristina: Move on with our lives. We know.
Alex: No! Avenge me!
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