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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

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late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

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He's seen enough

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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The Nando's sponsorship is killing me. It's perfect. Peak British culture representation.

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a compilation of some of my favorite answers from brendan hunt’s AMA

about ted and rebecca:

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Im crying so so so much i love them 😭

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Roy + Jamie + Growth

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My mum was the one who got me into football in the first place. Her and me dad split up when I was just a sexy little baby. She’s the reason I work so hard. Just wanted to make her proud. She doesn’t even care if I’m any good. Just wants me to be happy. Be a good lad.

#Sometimes you have to get rid of him to become a better person