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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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Key Lime Cheesecake

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Lander Elementary School-Mayfield Heights, Ohio

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CHOCOLATE CARAMEL CAKE

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ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

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CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER BABKA

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this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

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SWEDISH PRINCESS CAKE PRINSESSTÅRTA

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there goes my uwus

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