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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

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💥🙌👏

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"Eos" by Emile Corsi, 1860

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T4T love is holy whether its sexual or romantic or platonic or monogamous or polyamorous or gay or lesbian or straight or any combination of any of those things or even something more deeply personal and undefineable

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Fifi_by_the_sea

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the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

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why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

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My body is a collection of all the parts that came before! 🌱🌱🌱

[Image ID: A drawing of a trans masculine person, nude except for underwear. The figure has top surgery scars, and no head, the bottom of a jaw bone with plants growing from it floating above the neck. There are flowers, mushrooms, and stars surrounding the figure, and a bird flying to the left of the canvas. /. End ID]

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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

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Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous

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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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I'm fine, I just have a gaping black hole in my chest that cannot be filled. But other than that,

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Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

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i was an old hag by the decrepit age of 10