me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
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brought some fruit for the potluck
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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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barcus you are everything to me
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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
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stop it youre SCARING him!!
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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the most important question you can ask yourself when designing a magic system in fiction is "wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened"
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