still personally a huge fan of the theory that the reason why almost everybody has a crush on Percy is because of him picking up the scarf of Aphrodite in TLT, which specifically was noted to have love magic properties, especially since that could also be why Piper, as a daughter of Aphrodite, is seemingly the only one who doesn’t find him extremely attractive, because she’s immune
CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all