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me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

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just because I am in the shape of a person does not mean I am one

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Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

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i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

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#me

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remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

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i dab every morning when i wake up

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#me

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I know German likes to take English words but when will yall realise shit like “gegoogelt” and “gechillt” sounds genuinely awful

#german stuff

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being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

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i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

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Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

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me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

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u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer

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“damn daniel” ceased to be a meme as soon as he appeared on ellen ….. the memes are for the proletariat and ellen is not the proletariat.

……… down with the memegeoise.

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depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread