Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful
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i just adore him
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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the difference between how i dress vs how i want to dress is a large gap … a gap that needs to be filled with money
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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opening the fic tab to see ao3 down is like coming home to get a snack from the fridge but the whole fridge is missing :(
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If tumblr really wanted money they'd monetise the block button
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Me: man, I’m bored with AO3 down, what should I do? *automatically goes to open AO3*
Me: …oh yeah
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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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Just ma lil gang of OC’s
Don’t look at the shoes
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