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witchbitchsblog · 2 years

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For any of you who need it, the polish border is accepting Ukrainian refugees with passports. Take care

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witchbitchsblog · 2 years

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Me: i want boobies, big boobies

My bf: *death stare*

Bf:

Bf: me too🥺

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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Damn, the Naruto fandom toxic af when it comes to female characters. I mean kishimoto didn't do justice to any of the female characters, they were made weaker than their male counterparts, but the praise hinata gets and the hate Sakura gets I will never understand that!

#naruto

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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To be honest Sakura recieves unnecessary hate, like yes she was hella annoying at first when she was a genin, but then she herself thought of herself a burden and trained hard under Tsunade.

She GOT stronger, she became a medic ninja. And mind you, she was not from any clan so she didn't have any kekke genkai, nor she had a power of a tailed beasts, she was a regular ninja. She could break out of genjutsu, she had monstrous strenth.

Of course she was not as powerful as sasuke and Naruto but she became strong all. By herself! At the end she also got the 100 healing seal. Which only Tsunade and mito uzumaki had. She healed so many shinobi of the allied force, she could summon Katsuya.

Like what else you want more?? All theese wanna be cool kids hating on Sakura really needs some ass whooping. Someone tell them what character development means!

#sakura #naruto #tumblrlife #tumblrpost #tumblr #tumblrgirl #weeb stuff #anime #anime aesthetic #Naruto #sakura haruno

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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Oh fuck I became the adult I used to hate as a child, where is the restart button?

I SAID WHERE IS THE RESTART BUTTON?????

#tumblr #tumblrgirl #tumblrlife #tumblrpost #dank memes #adult #children #child #noooooooo #what the fuck

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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Incredible beds

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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My bf: what do think about a pre-wedding shoot

Me:

Bf:

Me:

Me: I swear to god if you ever make me do this shit I'll ditch you on our wedding day and run away with first person I find.

Bf: so no?

#boyfriend #tumblr #tumblrpost #prewedding #more like prewedding shit #what the fuck #shitpost #tumblrlife #tumblrgirl

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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Oh to be the eldest child and be depressed your whole life.✨🙂✨

#eldestchild #tumblr #tumblrgirl #tumblrlife #tumblrpost #dank memes #depressing memes #memes #children #life

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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people who do not possess tits, making jokes about tits: incredibly dull, ferociously tedious, downright lackluster, write new material

people who possess tits, and carry around the little fat-filled fuckers on a daily basis, making firsthand jokes about tits: calm your tit, holy shit, check out these bouncing bastards, completely uncooperative sons of bitches, soothe your boobs, *lightly pokes* it squish, TITS OUT FOR HARAMBE, *painstaking classical painting of 18th cent lady relaxing at home, topless, utterly debauched on carbs* me during quarantine, de-stress your breasts, *lies down and one boob slouches to the left, one fucks off and colonizes mars*, under dire circumstances bras can be refashioned as slingshots this premium weapons feature is why bras cost $50, adjust your bust before it combusts, first joke i make after top surgery is “that’s a weight off my chest”, hakuna your tatas

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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Traditional forestry is so fascinating actually. Humans used to be much more invested in sustainable practices*, and they got creative about it.

Take coppicing. Coppicing is wild, ya’ll. Young trees get repeatedly cut down so that they regenerate with extra limbs. You know, like a freaking hydra.

This doesn’t harm the trees. In fact, since a regularly coppiced tree stays in the juvenile stage, this effectively makes the tree IMMORTAL, unable to be touched by age and the ravages of time. Also coppicing has been practiced since literal prehistory and has a lot of ecological benefits. In return, humans get a theoretically infinite supply of wood from one tree, instead of having to plant new ones.

tldr if you cut off a tree’s head it will grow more heads like a hydra and become functionally immortal.

*before colonizers realized they could steal all the land & trees they desired

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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I have stopped saying "this couldn't get any worse" or "I wanna do something adventurous" because everytime I say this couldn't get any worse, life take it as challenge and does something worse than this😭

Like okay, you made your point now leave me alone, I like my life boring 😭😭

#tumblr #tumblrgirl #tumblrlife #tumblrpost #dank memes #witchblr #life is strange #life #challenge #adventure #boring #please staaaappphhhhh #please 🥺

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witchbitchsblog · 3 years

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Lmao this was too funny