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.║\ ║▒\ put this on your blog ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ to show others ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] you are gay [█▓]

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So that’s how my morning is going.

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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist

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I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

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“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”

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i wish i had mental stability but all i got are these big tits

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New writer/artist game! What would your iconic piece of merch be in your fandom?

#excessively fancy mood rings #picture those elven-esque engagement rings #but as a mood ring

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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you know how medical doctors can lose their license over malpractice? i think it would be funny if we did that for other types of doctors. this botanist fucked up so bad we're yoinking their phd

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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. 

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#GOD #at least three of these