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i need to stop listening to Chappell Roan in the shower. she makes me want to slut drop but my old man knees wont let me be slutty so i keep just slowly crouching and then wincing as i stand back up. im everyones dream girlboy

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Hello sharks I am offering you friendship and magic and love and freedom in exchange for your assistance on my quest to find ancient and probably dead Welsh king Owen Glendower

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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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Anon doesn't enjoy clubbing at all, but wants to hear about the other side, if that side exists on the introvert website.

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#i only enjoy it if im with a group of friends #its fun to dance around and have fun with them and scream along to music

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i love you taskmaster editors

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

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i love how cats use their little walnut brains to go, "hm. it appears mother is moving very quickly and carrying many things. i bet it would be very helpful if i got right in front of her feet. this will make everything work more smoothly and won't lead to mother almost launching herself down the stairs to avoid kicking me. i am so good at plans."

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Once I figure out how to convert the thoughts in my head into actual understandable concepts it is OVER for you bitches

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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

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listening to the mulan soundtrack lately. I like this movie. the songs are fun and silly and then when they actually get to the battlefield they all stop. the country getting invaded is mostly a plot device for this funky musical about finding yourself, until the quirky band of protagonists actually get there and find out everyone who knew what they were doing is already dead. there's no quibbling about feelings or self actualization in the final fight because the villians are just here to kill people and do not actually care. there's minimal romance because they are busy being in combat. the horses look really cool

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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?