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Can't wait for opposite day where the customer has to be nice to me

#retail #worker #genz #funny #humour #humor

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If Selene is the Greek Goddess of the moon and Artemis is deeply associated with the moon and Artemis pledged against sexual relations with men, then Selene was Artemis' gf

#greek #selene #luna #diana #artemis #lunar #moon #goddesses #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #magick #astrology #gay #lgbt #lesbian goddesses #I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS

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Can we have a horror movie where the witch moves in a haunted house accidentally and then continues to just tell the spirits to shut up or she'll smoke em out

#witch #witchblr #horror #horror movie #supernatural #ghosts #witchcraft #the craft #spirits #poltergeist #ghost story #haunted house

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I may be gay as fuck

BUT I KIN KIRSHIMA AS I STAN BAKUGOU

who ever is up there... I want a queen explosion murder wife

#kirishima #bakugou #kirishima eijirou #bakugo katsuki #mha #bnha #fem!kirishima #fem!bakugou #kiribaku #genderbend #red riot #king explosion murder #ground zero

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Movies always show witches on brooms as ladies with long robes and scraggly hair. For aerodynamical reasons, this would be dreadfully impractical and slow them way down so I raise to you the idea of witches waxed smooth and kitted out in skin tight gear like some wild professional cyclist but with aesthetic

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elemental witch struggles...

storm: arrives, perfect time to collect storm water in a jar

me: forgets to collect the water because I am so mesmerized by the storm itself

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🌠 Reblog to attract wealth and abundance 🌠

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Um... 👉🏻👈🏻

I need guidance please. Like, I am very much needing the guidance of lesbians. Please help me. So like... How did you figure out you ONLY liked girls?????

I know I like girls I just don't know if I like guys and I think hearing some stories from experience would help😅

#lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #gay #girls #hayley kiyoko #girl in red #bi #bisexual #questioning #please help me #GIRRRLLS

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It's a sad time when you're in Year 12 doing your final assignments and you decide to put OHSHC in the background and know every word. EVERY WORD.....

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #haruhi fujioka #tamaki #kaoru #hikaru #honey #otaku #anime

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THISSSS

consider:

familiar moths/bees/butterflies/any other bug that you like for those witches that love insects, but like, they’re the size of a cat and you can just,,

snuggle up with them or just,,have them in your lap while you’re sitting in a chair in a rainy day,,,

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No One:

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Samhain:

Pumpkins

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That awkward moment when you ask your tarot the pros and cons of Corona and you get the Tower for cons

#witch #pagan #tarot #divination #the tower #corona #witchblr #witchy #witchy tips #quarantine

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Daily Tarot Card: The Devil

Me: *Starts menstruation*

Me: This isn’t funny.

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Me who has been a practicing pagan witch for three years still trying to find their deity but assuming it was Persephone because of her aesthetic:

Likes

Shinies

Is obsessed with

Cats

Has psychic

VISIONS

Incredibly

KINKY

Extremely

Flirty

Yet still a

Spitfire

Me finally doing a deity tarot reading:

Freyja has now entered the group chat

Me:

#witch #witchblr #witchesoftumblr #pagan #paganism #freyja #freya #norse #greek #persephone #war #beauty #love

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No one:

Lammas:

Bread

#lammas #bread #grain #wiccan #pagan #wheel of the year #witch #witchy #witchblr

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Kipo and the Land of the Wonderbeasts THEORY

Alrighty! If you haven't watched this amazing show on Netflix, do it now and give it a like if you want a season two cuz I hope to Persephone they do not cancel this show.

But if you have watched it

Theory time!

We all know the world is post-apocolyptic so I'll go with the most obvious (well what I reckon is) theory of that it is post WW3. The makings of this animation series probs occured during all the Trump scandals and threats of WW3. And we also know, thanks to expired milk and Wolf, that the Burrows existed after 2020 and have been around for about 200 years.

The reason for the mutations of the animals may be because the humans all fled to their own safety, ie fortressed underground Burrows, and left the animals on the Surface during said WW3 where, it could be theorised that atomic bombs would have been used. This would lead to the mutations of the animals but due to the humans separating themselves, from the animals with quite the barrier, they did not become mutated (save for Kipo which is still to come). This also corresponds with natural selection and evolution theories for when something interrupts organisms (there's a very specific word/s for what I'm trying to describe but I'm too lazy to find my Bio notes).

The show is about supremacism at it's absolute worst. Someone pinning the blame on a whole group of people and labelling them as inferior. It could also refer to animal cruelty and how it's terrible that some of the tricks Sir Baboon uses (don't hate me for not being bothered to remember the name spelling) could correspond to how some people believe that pets or other animals should obey humans as they believe they are superior.

Lio is a mutant Lion able to control his abilities and Kipo's mum was probably mutant Jaguar (because genetics and punnet squares). Hugo, aka Sir Baboon, is probably also alike but decided that he should choose the side of the mutant to rule the world due to his hunger for power.

These mutations of the humans (Kipo, Lio, and Hugo) may be due to science experiments? Idk but it's just a hunch that Lio and Hugo probably wanted to be able to find a way to live on the surface world without facing too much danger and tried genetic engineering their genes with mutant genes. This theory literally only came to me due to Hugo and Lio's obvious past and that it was explicitly said that they had a partnership

We are hopefully going to see more of Benson and his crush in the next season if DreamWorks doesn't wuss out. I'm hoping mystery guy will join on the journey to save Lio to further the sub plot between himself and Benson as well as due to how it's likely because he's already acquainted with Lio and saved his life before (refer to Burrow flashback)

Wolf is going to have to face her past pack. Persephone bless her cuz she's had it rough.

Pierre!

Now for questions I wish to be answered!

Why was Wolf left on the Surface? Was she abandoned? Did she get lost? Is there a secret surface colony?

Same thing with Benson

What's Benson and Dave's backstory? How did they meet?

What's with all the Zodiac references? Was it just specifically for the clues?

Feel free to leave any of your theories or criticise mine or whatever!

#kipo #dreamworks kipo #benson kipo #wolf kipo #kipo oak #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #theories #theory #dreamworks #netflix #animation #teen titans #adventure time #steven universe

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☠️Cardboard ouija board! Let's hope we can do some good necromancy☠️

#death witch #necromancy #ouija #ouija board #death #witchcraft #spirits #ghosts #seance #planchette #persephone #hecate #nyx #cerridwen #hel #marzanna #melinoë #morrigan #pagan #wiccan #wicca #skulls #bones #graveyard #gravestone #samhain #yule #beltane