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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

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Vox Machina episode 114 and Bells Hells episode 91.

Vax's death and FCGs death. History repeats itself

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I think about this cake every day

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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Waterdance Painting - Waterdance Fine Art Print

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my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots

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"Can I send neck kisses in bulk?"

Mr. Mumbo Jumbo.

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Collection

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having a blast at the permit office.

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Not a joel art request but a bit of a meme-y one. If you'd like, could you please draw Beef being confused over Perry the Platypus standing on his roof, which is a canon thing happening in this season lmao

there used to be a time when i drew platypi? plutypusses? platypus everyday but that was years ago so now it just looks goofy lol - hope u like it! sorry for the wait!

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Babysitting is great because the kids I babysit asked me if I like Minecraft and we talked about it and I ended up briefly explaining GeminiTay and these 6 and 9 year old boys now think this fantasy princess that hunts down her friends heads for fun is one of the top 15 coolest people

Gotta say I agree

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what people don't tell you about maximalism is the Dust

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The meanest thing Sam ever did wasn't trapping people, or psychologically tormenting people, or continuously tricking people for the purpose of entertainment. No, the meanest thing he ever did was tear up Mike's, Ify's, and Siobhan's hand drawn pictures of ducks.

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[ID: A photo of Brian David Gilbert on game changer in a fancy tuxedo. end ID]

transition goals. sorry

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No time to explain, just get in

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy