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wolf-stxr · 2 months
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i forgot i had a tumblr and i was going through my old posts and damn i was so funny what happened to me😭😭
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wolf-stxr · 1 year
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i need to stop oversharing online
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wolf-stxr · 2 years
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Remus: Whatcha drawing, Sirius?
Sirius: My favorite thing in the world
Remus: Awww is it me?
Remus: *looks over and sighs* Sirius, why did you draw my ass?
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wolf-stxr · 2 years
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i just realized that peter's initials are PP and i cant😭
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Yes. Like this would definitely happen.
*if the Weasley Twins joined Voldemort*
Voldemort: Fred. You bring news, I trust?
George: He’s not Fred, I am!
Fred: Honestly man, you call yourself out Lord?
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Sirius: *banging a quill on the table in frustration*
Remus: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table like that?
Sirius:
Sirius: I-I don't know the correct answer to that question
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Remus: why is the bottom of your pants wet?
Sirius: there was a puddle
Remus: okay, but why did you jump in it?
Sirius: it was a puddle.
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Remus, pointing at Sirius: This sir is my emotional support wizard
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Marlene: Sooooo do you listen to girl in red?
Dorcas:
Dorcas: Babe, we're literally on a date right now
Dorcas: I am gay for you
Dorcas: I am lesbian for you-
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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James: Everyone has a gay cousin
Sirius: I don't have a gay cousin
Remus: Babe, you are the gay cousin
Sirius:
Sirius: Oh.
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Remus: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me you didn't just do this
Sirius: I can't look into those eyes and be straight at the same time
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Sirius: Let's get one thing straight
Sirius:
Sirius: I'm not :D.
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Lily, trying to form a plan: Okay guys, we need to think straight
Sirius: We're fucked
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Sirius: My gaydar's unmatched. I can tell if a person is gay just by a glance.
James: Moony's been hitting on you for four weeks?
Sirius:
Sirius: He 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩?
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Remus: You have more qualities than you think Sirius *points to Sirius's chest* you have this.
Sirius: I have great tits yeah
Remus:
Remus: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Pleasee what happened?? I logged out for a few days and this post got so many likes djsjsjsj
Sirius, writing in his diary: I'm in love with my bestfriend.
James, secretly reading it over his shoulder: *horrified gasp*
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wolf-stxr · 3 years
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Sirius: Everytime I see you, I get really happy and my heart skips a beat. You're just so cute and I love you so much.
Remus: Aww, thanks!
Sirius: Yeah, no homo though
Remus:
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