Sirius: Remusssss come look at what I made!!
Remus: What did you make?
Sirius: Cookies
Remus: Can I have one?
Sirius: Go ahead
Remus: *bites cookie*
Remus:ā¦ā¦
Sirius: So how is it?
Remus: Itās umā¦itās great
Sirius: You really think so?
Remus: Mhmmm
Later that day
Sirius: Reggieeeee come try my cookies!
Regulus: No
Sirius: Pleasssseeeee
Regulus: Fine but only so youāll leave me alone
Regulus: *bites cookie*
Regulus: *spits out cookie*
Sirius: Whatās wrong
Regulus: Your cookie
Sirius: What do you mean!?
Regulus: I mean this is the most acidic thing Iāve ever put in my mouth
Regulus: I have one question for you
Regulus: Who told you these were good
Sirius:ā¦Remus did
Regulus: Well then he lied to you because theyāre atrocious
Sirius:ā¦ā¦
Sirius: Remus John Lupin!!!
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I'm writing a jegulus fanfic. James is a single dad and regulus is a teacher. They met in a bar and the next day James is dropping off Harry for his first day of school and regulus is his teacher. I got this idea from @otrtbs
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June 1st 12am
*Sirius climbing a latter*
Remus:ā¦Sirius?
Sirius,hand on his chest: Donāt scare me like that I couldāve fallen to my death!!
Remus: Okayyyā¦
Remus: What are you doing?
Sirius: Iām decorating the house for pride
Remus: Siriusā¦itās 12am
Sirius: Yea and?
Remus: Itās-12-in-the-morning
Remus: Go to sleep
Sirius,hanging five flags: Iāll pass
Remus: Sirius you need to sleep
Sirius: No I donāt
Remus: Fine but Iām not making your coffee in the morning
Sirius: Ok byeeee!!
Remus: Goodnight Sirius
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Sirius seeing Harry for the first time
Sirius,whispering to Remus: Why does he look like that?
Remus: You canāt just say stuff like that
Sirius: But he looks like an overly squished pug combined with an alien
Remus: I know but thatās your best friends baby
Sirius: I know but you have to be honest he looks kinda strange
Remus: Maybe but heās just a baby
Sirius: When I was a baby I didnāt look like that
Remus: Siriusā¦do you actually believe that you looked like a super model when you were born?
Sirius: First off thank you for the compliment and second off yes
Remus:ā¦Weāll talk about that later but right now weāre here to celebrate Harryās birth and support Lily and James
Remus: So go over there and talk about how cute Harry is
Sirius: Fineā¦
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*Regulus and Remus in the courtyard*
Remus: Have you read āThe song of Achillesļæ¼ā?
Regulus: Of course I have
Remus: It was so good
Regulus: I wish I could find my Achilles
Remus: Same
James & Sirius,sitting next to them: Weāre literally right here
Regulus: Youāre not the same
Remus: Exactly
Remus: Would you want your ashes buried with ours?
James & Sirius: YES?!?
Regulus: Wrong answer
Regulus: You shouldnāt want us to die in the first place
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Sirius: *laying on the sidewalk*
Remus: SIRIUS LUNCH IS RE-
Remus: Siriusā¦
Sirius: Hm
Remus: Why are you laying on the sidewalk?
Sirius: Iām trying to figure out what shape that cloud is *points at said cloud*
Remus: Rightttā¦
Remus: Should I get James?
Sirius: Yes please
Remus: Okā¦
Remus: JAMES COME OUTSIDE
James: WHY
Remus: SIRIUS IS QUESTIONING HIS EXISTENCE AGAIN
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James: WHEN ONE BURNS FOR SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT FEEL THE SAME!!!
Sirius: Youā¦burn for me?
James: Why do you think I followed you into that garden?
Sirius: Why do you think I went into that-
Sirius: Wait the lighting isnāt right
Sirius: Peter could you turn the light more to the left?
Sirius: Yeah thatās good make it look dramatic
Remus: *walking into the dorm*
Remus: Siriusā¦why are you in Lilyās dress?
James: Weāre re-enacting a bridgerton scene
Remus: Okā¦have fun
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James: Sirius do you have the tissues?
Sirius: Yep
James: Good and the chocolate?
Sirius: Got it
James: Blankets?
Sirius: Yes
James: What about the back up blankets?
Sirius: Yea
James: And the most important part the murder documentariesļæ¼?
Sirius: Obviously
James: Ok weāre ready to go in
*Opens door*
James and Sirius: Weāre here and we come with gifts
Lily and Remus: Pass it over
Sirius and James: *high five*
Sirius: Mission complete ļæ¼
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Remus: Have you ever noticed that when girls fight that they look like simba and scar from lion king
Sirius: O M G THEY DO
Remus: RIGHTT
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Sirius having a fashion crisis: MOOOOONNNNYYYY!
Remus: WHO DIED!?!
Sirius: What?
Sirius: No one died not yet at least
Remus: Okā¦
Sirius: Anyway gold or silver
Remus: Huh?
Sirius: Jewelry
Remus: Ohā¦umm
Remus: Silver
Sirius: Ughhh
Remus: What?
Sirius: But gold goes with everything
Remus: Then choose gold
Sirius: But the silver matches with my shirt
Remus: Then choose silver
Sirius: Were you not listening gold goes with everything
Remus: I donāt know
Sirius: Iāll ask Marlene her opinion ļæ¼
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Sirius dying Marleneās hair: This is gonna look great
Marlene: Donāt mess up
Sirius: I wonāt
30 minutes later
Sirius: Andā¦done
Marlene: Siriusā¦why is it red?
Sirius: What do you mean?
Marlene: It was supposed to be blue
Sirius:ā¦
Sirius: It was?
Marlene: YES
Sirius: I donāt know how itās red my hands are blue
Marlene: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR HANDS ARE BLUE
Sirius: I MEAN THEYRE BLUE LOOK
*shows blue hands*
Marlene: HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
Sirius: I DONT KNOW
Marlene: DO SOMETHING
Sirius: OKā¦REMUS!!!
Remus,opens bathroom door: yeah?
Marlene: YOUR BOYFRIEND DYED MY HAIR RED IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE BUT HIS HANDS ARE BLUE!!!
Remus: Itās a color changing spell
Marlene: Excuse me?
Remus: He turned your hair red with a color changing spell
Remus,turns her hair blue: See
Marlene: Sirius I will strangle you
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Sirius: We should go out
Remus: Noā¦tired
Sirius: Itās 1pm
Remus:ā¦sleep
Sirius: We can go book shopping and get coffee
Remus: *grabs tote bag*
Remus: Hurry up then
Sirius,under his breath: Always works
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Easter
Sirius: Run Harry run!
James: The pink egg Harry on the left!
Sirius: No your other left!
Remus,whispering to Lily: Harryās literally three he can barely run let alone know the difference between left and right
Lily: I know but donāt say anything itās funny to watch
Peter: Yes Harry!
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Jamesā 17th birthday
Sirius: This oneās for you prongs!! *points at James*
Sirius at the top of his lungs: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN!!
Remus: YOUNG ANS SWEET!
Peter,Remus,Sirius: ONLY SEVENTEEN!!!
James: *Clapping loudly*
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James: I made plans for this summer!
Regulus: Okay andā¦
James: Drumroll please
Marauders: š„
James: WERE GOING TO THE-
Peter: BEACH!!!
Regulus: Ughhhh
James:ā¦whatās wrong
Sirius: He c-
Regulus: Shut up or Iāll tell Remus what happened to you when you were 9
Sirius: HE CANT SWI-
Regulus: *puts hand over Siriusā mouth* I told you to shut up
James: You canāt swim?
Regulus: I can swimā¦I just donāt like the water
James: Donāt worry Iāll get you a floatie
Regulus to Sirius: I hate you
Sirius: *laughing*
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In the Gryffindor common room
Notice board: Gryffindors hottest bachelor of the month isā¦REMUS LUPIN
James: He gotten hottest bachelor for the past 5 months
Sirius,who voted for Remus 250 times: Yeah
Peter: What about the rest of us we need some spotlight every once in awhile
Notice board: Vote for next monthās bachelor now
Sirius writing 6 vote for Remus: Exactly
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMUS!!!
James: Time for presents
James: Open mine first
Remus: *gasp*
Remus: James you didnāt
James: I did
Sirius: What did you get him?
Remus: He got me the newest Bowie record!
Sirius: I bet mineās better
Remus: Weāll see
Remus: You got me a camera!
Sirius: Told you mine was better
Peter: My turn
Remus: IM BREAKING UP WITH SIRIUS AND MARRYING PETER
James and Sirius: What did you give him?
Peter: I go-
Remus: HE GOT ME CHOCOLATE AND BOOKS
Remus: *gives Peter a kiss on the cheek*
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