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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

#strawberry

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#polls #isn't oomf a band though? #*quick google search later* #correction the band is spelled “oomph!”

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#animals #cats #have a cute

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#art #cats #cows #dfc

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#physics #light #colours #fun stuff #science

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I REMEMBERED!!!!!!!!!

*knocks head against desk*

I *knock* keep *knock* forgetting *knock* that *knock* Darklight Tower *knock* has *knock* a *knock* quest. Goddammit.

#skyrim #wolfy plays video games #quest #darklight tower #quest: repentance #it's been so long #I'm emotional

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Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that?? 

My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like, 

Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*

#ace experience #still not convinced sexual attraction is not a hoax #it just SEEMS fake you know?

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#Skyrim #doable I would say #not the most comfortable #but definitely doable

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so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

#once in a while this shows up on my dash #it's always a fun post #chickens #literally trans chickens #nature is so weird

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Sleepy Eepy Mareepy

#pokemon #mareep #art #it sleepy pssssssst

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

#heritage post #I can't exactly hear it #but I can feel the thud through my whole body

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if any body else ever learns how to edit a PDF or use excel im out of a job. that is the only thing i do here. then again, given the likelyhood that someone will actually figure out how to edit a PDF, im pretty sure im set for life.

now if you'll excuse me, im off to go explain the concept of an external harddrive. again.

#tumblr stories #have a funny

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little strawberry thief

#art #birds #birb has done nothing wrong! #cute critter

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Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

#queer stuff #language

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For Scum Villain fandom specifically I have to say that the deciding factor in whether I adopt a headcanon or not is whether I think it's funny.

Do I think Shen Yuan was ill in his first life? Yes, because I think it's extremely funny if he was ill in his first life, got a brand new life with superpowers (cultivation) and boosted health, and then immediately got slapped with another fucking chronic illness (Without-A-Cure.) I think that is the funniest sequence of events and thus the correct one.

Do I think that Shen Yuan was on the very low end of his twenties, barely college-age, when he transmigrated? Yes, because I think it's hilarious if the rest of the Peak Lords have unknowingly been "shixiong"ing a fuckin sophmore

And lastly, do I think that Shen Jiu never went to the brothels for sex and ultimately died a virgin? Yes, because that sets the stage for SY!SQQ to later trip over some kind of virginity-detecting critter or plant (you KNOW the PIDW setting has to have these somewhere, c'mon), not even knowing that it's something he has to think about avoiding, and whoops getting outed as a virgin in front of the entire cultivation world, and that would be hilarious

#svsss #shen yuan #scum villain #head canon #the bit is very important for svss

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...wait a minute...

YOU!

#lol #have a funny #the aristocats #boop

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idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

#art #boops for everyone!