pre angelic revelation, the hotel crew goes looking for Vaggie about some managerial thing and regularly finds her kickboxing in a spare room, beating the crap out of a dummy dressed up in an exorcist's gear and mask
a totally normal way to blow off steam, and one that they sometimes also find Charlie spectating at-
("Aren't you supposed to be against all this violence and shit?" - "Yes! But no actual exorcists are being hurt during this stress relief slash training session! So it's OK!" - "Yeah right. And you think your girlfriend looks hot punching stuff huh." - "Hm? Sorry Husk, I wasn't listening- what did you say?" - "......")
which all well and good!
until AFTER the angelic revelation.....
Charlie: "Vaggie. Please don't tell me that's actually YOUR exorcist armor."
Vaggie: "...."
Charlie: "Don't say you've been punching your old exorcist mask, imagining your own face under it."
Vaggie: "......"
Charlie: "I do NOT want to hear that you've been beating up on your past self this entire time- while I was watching! -and using punishing yourself by proxy as a way to cope when you're stressing over feeling like you're not doing enough here and now."
Vaggie: "........."
Charlie: "Vaggie why aren't you SAYING anything!?"
Vaggie: "You told me not to!"
Charlie: "ARGH!!!!"
post revelation, Husk goes looking for Vaggie in the training room like usual, and finds her standing helplessly in front of the exorcist training dummy as a tearful Charlie clings protectively to it with a full body hug
husk decides restocking the bar can wait. he's not getting paid enough to deal with This
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The kid is an adult btw.
This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read
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Broke:
Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.
Woke:
Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.
So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.
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0% a good wife and 38% a good husband
guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
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Okay someone pointed out that Pinterest is terrible (agreed) and I should give credit to the ppl who made these.
The blue earrings are by Shmelon art and available on Etsy or their shop. The Dumb Bitch Juice earrings are by NicoleBrennanDraws and also on their Etsy shop. The I am the main character earring are available at ShopLBCO on Etsy.
The Bullshit Remover and F*ck Boi Repellent were the hardest to find. In the end I found an Etsy shop (ShopSourSweetner) that sells stickers that look just like it. I’m assuming the earrings were made with the stickers and hopefully were not sold using someone else’s art
Hazbin/helluva characters by earrings I found on Pinterest
Nifty
Angel Dust
Blitzo
Vaggie
Vox
Alastor
Striker
Sir Pentious
Lute
Charlie
Velvette
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