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It's just me and this song ive replayed 200 times against the world

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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

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check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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im fine with autism most of the time but i just loudly asked my aunt 'Hey whats up? :)' at her mothers funeral because thats my go to social interaction opener and now i wish i could kill autism with a large hammer

#'whats up' are you kidding. curses myself with 1000000 cartoon anvils on the head #autism #edit: found this in my drafts and now that the ebarrassment has faded this is SO funny

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my brave darling ad blocker is fighting on the front lines against the nasty evil attacks by the forces of youtube ads

#my girl is strUGGLING #whyyyyy it used to be fine but now youtube ads keep flashing up for a few seconds before my brave soldier can strike them down

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

#SUCKS #like why cant i just have fun all the time

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(^me, with a 5000 post penis)

only 5000??????? i swear to god ive posted a million. what do you mean 5000. why would you say this to me

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im a fraud. i dont have a million post penis. i have a tiny 5000 post penis

only 5000??????? i swear to god ive posted a million. what do you mean 5000. why would you say this to me

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only 5000??????? i swear to god ive posted a million. what do you mean 5000. why would you say this to me

#hey tumblr i just need a word

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so funny when you fuck so severly with a song but the lyrics suck so bad. like okay this song may be horribly morally wrong but by god is it a banger

#not naming any names bc i have an embarrassingly long list #so many songs that would be perfect if they Weren't Written Like That

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

#skkskskssjksksks i do this

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me coming up with yet another oc concept that I'll do fuck all with