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I just opened your blog in front of a school district administrator

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REST IN PEACE SOLDIER 😭

#caught me in 4K #ollie

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being alive be like. I love ugly men. I hate ugly men. I am an ugly man. Ugly men kiss the ground I walk on.

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one foot in the grave and the other on my own neck for fresh and sexually flavored fun

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goodnight people with Oedipal or Electra complexes

#to everyone else.. why aren’t you like this

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commission info + shop

#I should have alex apologists

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not to be one of those people who’s like “go to therapy” but jesus christ dude. this having 86 thousand upvotes..

#this but unironically #I’ll never get to mommy gf bc die at the Alamo is on the bottom for me

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NOT YOU TOO—

you gay sons of bitches

#ollie my original confidant my first tumblr mutual you slander me like this /j #the single note on my more testy posts.. #😔😔😔

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chandu I JUST got back and you’re already doing me like this … smh. the disloyalty

you gay sons of bitches

#you love my posts ESPECIALLY the ones about irredeemable attractive men

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i got this app again and y’all are getting another front row seat to every lecherous and indecent and immoral thought I’ll ever have. you’re fucking welcome

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you gay sons of bitches

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#me. my tag #besties watch me do this in horror

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y’all will be like ‘so fucked up that no one teaches asl in schools’ but wouldn’t force yourselves to learn a language if your own life depended on it 🤣🤣 there are plenty of free asl resources if you were actually interested. maybe school is not the root of every problem

#y’all take four years of Spanish and can barely make a como te llamas #if you want to help deaf people and learn asl then just do it! be the change! #Christ all you guys know how to do is complain. take action

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three people this week told me I walk like a delinquent

#totally unsolicited too #my ex don’t text me for like a month then say ‘you walk goofy’ #HUH #only one I asked for an opinion was Eliza and she said ‘yea I identify you in a crowd by how you walk’ #just that swaggy I guess

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I take this back Marshall is third after that recycling dog idk what he had but he had smth 🥴🥴🥴

so disappointing that chase was the cop bc he was the sexiest one on paw patrol

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Marshall will always be second best. Chase was a stud

so disappointing that chase was the cop bc he was the sexiest one on paw patrol

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so disappointing that chase was the cop bc he was the sexiest one on paw patrol

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my favorite extreme sport is sending my girl hisoka tiktoks and saying ‘saving this to jerk off to later’

#nsft #hisoka posting