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me repeatedly chanting to myself in a low murmur “i kneel into a dream where i am good and loved. i am good. i am loved. i kneel into a dream where i am good and loved. i am good. i am loved. i kneel into a dream where i am good and loved. i am good. i am loved

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#you should go to Wayne’s stream and look at the screen do what it says #some CRAZY stuff rn #wayneradiotv #rtvs

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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it’s literally so important to have a dance party at home post-event

#oh the even was queer dance party it’s so fun #queuing up all the bangers such as ‘good puss’ by cobras #and some other club banger and favorites #just another hour of being gay with the bestie and dancing :) #sidney.txt

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

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I am finding being alive fascinating.

Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

#poor things

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#me trying to take those shitty rubber screws holding van carpet down

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her armpits would NOT be clean shaven

#ARCHIE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH #nat yellowjackets #Margo the magicians but in later seasons #amanita sense8

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one of my favorite ongoing bits at work is that no one knows my actual age bc i refuse to say anything other than 1907 for my birth year. today i said “i’m literally 45 years old” and a man who has known me since i was 18 believed me. yesterday i convinced 3 people that i’m 30.

#last year my boss was convinced i remembered a flood from the year before I was born #he literally was a friend of my DAD’s back then #lying is just so fun #age is just a number #is only a phrase you can say in a funny context ok #sidney.txt

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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mutuals post what’s in your bag idc if it’s boring ily

#my work bag has like 4 different pairs of gloves #sunscreen company card lip balm hand lotion a park sticker and my lunchbox thing

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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

#732 sculpture from the earliest times before literacy #archeology yayyyyy #i took a class on this so i could probably pull some stuff up #my great grandmother was a hobby archaeologist too

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Don't waste your money buying lottery tickets by life insurance on a logger your odds are better at winning money and it's tax-free

#hello I also work in forestry does anyone want to take out a life insurance policy on ME #video

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#heartbeat monitors and toilet things

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relistening to the bright sessions and. when did they. hey when did they sneak ads for concealed carry at the end of some episodes.

#I knew it felt wrong!!! #sorry abt the tone in my original post I was just very surprised and put off #I hope this is an easy fix and it isn’t happening to other people/shows caught unaware

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seeing trans people in public is like encountering an angel in the produce aisle. you understand