wouldntiwexler

[wouldntiwexler]

guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

#i will reblog every iteration of this that comes into my line of sight #as someone who was recently interviewed in slate for using data to quantify my personality i have a duty to this post #the fact that the article comments diagnosed me as catholic.... priceless baby

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#usually i am Crayon but in this particular instance i was Ohmyrugman

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#i am the exact same i think but irl people always think im intimidating because i dont inflect or make facial expressions #it does not seem possible to be intimidated by me online

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9-1-1 | 4x13: Suspicion

#quick question why is this entire scene filmed like theyre romeo and juliet #does anyone know why all the unbreakable eye contact and the aesthetic blood spatter #and the scene later where carla is like 'must be scary out there' and buck is like 'ya it sucks without eddie' #and she has to be like 'sorry to hear you are sad without eddie but i was actually referring to the active sniper hunting firefighters'

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911 (2018-) I 5.16 - May day

#we rockin with mark cause marks rockin with us

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Hen being sister-shaped

+ Aunt Hen

#hen is perfect and i want to be her best friend

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anonymous requested: buck + hugs

#everyone look away from me at this time. thats my stupid bisexual son right there

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My mom started watching Better Call Saul and she learned the term “rizz” somewhere and now all she keeps saying is “Saul has rizz” and “Chuck hates him because he has rizz”

#let her cook chef

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#this show makes me feel like ive been playing professional football without a helmet for a decade

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#rockmund dunbar's character getting vaccinated then him leaving the show because he refused to get vaccinated... thats art baby

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911 characters + text posts part idk

#sorry last one im experiencing an emotional crisis and have latched onto 911 to dissociate

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911 characters + text posts part idk

#buck is that tweet that was like #when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl and didnt know how to handle it so i wrote her a letter saying GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL

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911 characters + text posts part idk

#i know better too

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passenger princess eddie diaz

#he's so babygirl #the gay firefighter show has me in a chokehold #[not like other girls voice] these bitches are actually GAY?

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9-1-1 | 7x05: You Don't Know Me

#buck: i was on a date with your male friend #eddie: oh - that friend is gay? #buck: yeah #eddie: #buck: #the fact that everyone buck told was like 'that other guy likes dudes???' is so deeply funny #the closet door is made of glass my friend

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7x05

↳ Buck being a disaster on his fist date with Tommy

+bonus Tommy reaction

#disaster bisexual representation is so special to me #[on a date with a man] i'm an ally and by ally i mean i would like you to smooch me up

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i was inspired by my last rb.

#all except nunuvut babygirl #checked off the nwt this year and have lived in almost every other #i am! the 1%! because i! am a military brat!