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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kuroo raves about kodzuken to anyone he bumps into so he can get them to watch kenma's youtube videos and bring in more viewership and also revenue + he loves bragging about his hotshot husband
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kenma made kodzuken/bouncing ball brand ties/belts/socks/cufflinks merch for kuroo specifically
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kenma sometimes pretends to be asleep whenever kuroo comes home from work so kuroo can "kiss him awake"
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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Kuroo takes care of Kenma's hands all the time, buys him hand creams, gaming gloves and nail files because "I can't let these reliable setting hands get hurt" which is true, but he also likes holding Kenma's hands when he's massaging them for him after a long day of play
Kenma likes holding Kuro's hands too and he sometimes finds Kuro's hands empty and gets to work, because "I want these reliable blocking hands to not get hurt and keep holding mine"
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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Kuroo leaves a lot of his things at Kenma's house because that's just how it's always been, even when they were neighbors. Half the time he comes back to kenma wearing/using whatever stuff he left behind a week ago, or something kenma took from his apartment when he last visited.
Kuroo feigns being annoyed at times, but they both know it's not real annoyance, but if kuroo's annoyed at anything is that he can't take a picture of Kenma wearing his dress shirts without getting caught. Or that the only way he can get to kiss Kenma is indirectly by "accidentally" leaving his half drunk mug of coffee behind for Kenma to drink from in the morning. Or that he currently can't give Kenma access to all his things and himself full-time like he ideally wants to do.
It's become such a normal part of their routine though that sometimes kenma asks kuroo to take off the shirt he's wearing because "it's the one I want to wear today"
and Kuroo always goes "but you have your own shirts" as he's halfway out of his own, ready to hand it over.
"yknow sometimes I think you want to steal everything in my apartment" kuroo says as he finds a pan in Kenma's kitchen cupboards he thought he'd lost months ago
"And what if I did?" Kenma shrugs as he eats cereal from a bowl that also has been missing from Kuroo's apartment.
"that's so cruel of you to steal from the poor like that!!"
"The Poor literally sleeps over almost every night!!"
"because The Bourgeois has all my work shirts held hostage!!"
"you have 2 left in your apartment last time I checked!!"
"one has a stain I can't wash off!!"
"I'll buy you a new one!!"
"you'll just end up stealing it!!"
"No I won't!"
"Yes you will!!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Then just let me steal you, so I don't have to steal your shirts anymore!!"
"Kyanma!!" Kuroo gasps dramatically as he points his pan at Kenma, "so you were holding my shirts hostage!!"
Kenma rolls his eyes as he makes his way toward The Poor, "move in with me you weirdo"
"You're only saying that because you want my last good dress shirt"
"I want the idiot that wears it actually"
"You shouldn't call yourself mean things, Kenma"
"Kuro." It's in that moment that Kuroo realizes he's been cornered against the kitchen sink.
"Oh"
"Well?"
"uhhh" says Kuroo articulately. In his defense, it's not everyday one gets to be pinned against the sink by the love of their life, especially not with the offer of moving in together
"I know you want to" Kenma leans forward even further, "I want you to" he says softer still
Kuroo hopes Kenma can't see how hard his heart is currently pounding. It makes him kinda wish he hadn't given the shirt he wore earlier to Kenma. "Can-um... Can I steal something from you first though?" he asks, like an idiot. "It's only fair"
"Like what?" asks The Bourgeois
Since when did Kenma get 5 inches taller? Kuroo thinks as he decides to be an idiot and lean forward to steal a kiss. He realizes he doesn't mind not wearing a shirt when Kenma wraps his arms around his shoulders to close the gap between their bodies even further.
Kuroo briefly wonders as he explores Kenma's mouth if he'd like to take off the shirt he stole from him earlier too... it's only fair...
Unfortunately life isn't fair to The Poor and the pan he once held slips out of his grasp meeting the kitchen tile with a loud clang.
In his defense, kissing Kenma is more important than remembering he's still holding kitchenware.
"your pan" a half dazed Kenma says when he disconnects and his heels touch ground again
"our pan" Kuroo corrects
"Our?" Kenma looks up at him, golden eyes hopeful
Kuroo nods earnestly, beaming like an idiot as he picks up Kenma to sit him on the kitchen counter "Our."
Kenma smiles back, an idiot himself, before he wraps his arms around Kuroo's bare shoulders once more,
"our pan" he whispers before he guides Kuroo into steal another kiss from him, and many more after that; their pan left forgotten on their kitchen floor soon followed by their shirt.
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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Kenma being extremely good at keeping digital pets alive, but is terrible with plants and kills them regularly; and Kuroo being incredibly good with plants, but terrible with digital pets, is fun to think about it. But it would be funnier if it was the opposite lmao
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kuroken au where this exchange happens:
Kenma, thinking he's texting Tora's new number about relationship issues: get your shit together and act like an adult!!! Kuroo, a stranger, who is currently having relationship issues: I think you have the wrong number, but you're right
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kuroo would be the type to say he misses his husband, kenma, in the middle of some large gathering with some of his other acquaintances and then promptly leaves for home to play video games and snuggle with his husband, kenma
honestly, kenma would probably do the same, but more like, sometimes he needs to recharge and kuroo is his defacto charger, so he'd probably drags him along to his things to make he has his "portable charger"
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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Kuroo has the tendency to call Kenma his husband even with people that directly know and are friends/family of Kenma, just because he loves saying it
Kuroo, to the team visiting for their annual get together: My husband's sleeping, why don't you go annoy him awake Kuroo, gossiping to Kenma's mom: And you won't believe what my husband said last week about the neighbors
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kuroken au where kuroo has an information business where he finds out about everything. he's the grapevine, it's him. for a fee or an exchange of info, he will tell you what he knows about whomever you want. it's a good time, until someone pays him with the info "kenma has a crush on someone," and he's forced to confront why knowing that his best friend likes someone churns his stomach in the ugliest ways possible.
he's conflicted even further, because as the local gossip peddler, he's naturally curious, but kenma is his best friend, he shouldn't pry if kenma didn't tell him about his blossoming love life. it gets even worse when other people come to him with new info on kenma???
meanwhile, in a plot to make kuroo extremely jealous and get the hint, kenma has paid a couple people to give kuroo dubious info about his love life on how he might possibly have a crush on someone, who may or may not just be kuroo, but kuroo needs to figure this out himself.
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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Rainy Tokyo
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kuroken red string of fate au where kuroo is born with his string but there's nothing attached in the end, and once he dies kenma is born and his string also never leads to someone. They reincarnate like that, somehow their time alive never lining up just right.
sometimes they marry someone else, though they never feel complete. sometimes they spend their lifetimes alone, wondering if anyone will ever be at the end of their string. Each life they only ever remember the emptiness that came from their unconnected string from prior lives.
Until, a quiet boy moves to tokyo and follows his dad to meet their neighbors next door, and from behind his father's leg he sees his bright red string leading to the little boy behind his own mother's leg, and his own bright red string leading back to him, finally connected.
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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kuroken au where hinata sets kenma up on a blind date. he ends up sitting at a cafe with some guy with shitty hair and already wants it to be over, but mr. shitty hair turns out to be kinda nice to talk to in between the teasing. also his face makes up for the shitty hair.
kenma has a nice enough time to hand over his number at the end and they start talking more along with some flirting. a couple days later, hinata asks kenma how his date went and kenma's like "kuro's not that bad, thanks for the setup"
and hinata's like "who's kuro?"
and kenma's like "the guy you set me up with?"
and hinata's like "that wasn't the guy I set you up with?? his name was futakuchi, not kuro"
and kenma going "???????" and immediately texting kuro (not futakuchi)
who says "yeah you just randomly sat at my table and I felt bad and didn't want to embarrass you, so I just went with it... sorry?"
kenma would honestly be more mad, but he's developing symptoms of "gay for kuro" syndrome, so he lets it's slide as long as kuro buys him coffee on their next date.
meanwhile, futakuchi vows to never let aone set him up on a date ever again.
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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Birthday Boy💖🎂
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wrenrogue · 5 months
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timeskip kenma
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wrenrogue · 6 months
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Okay, but Nekoma's 'connect' banner followed Kuroo and Kenma into their adult jobs, only now it's called 'Networking'
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wrenrogue · 6 months
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