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[writergirl2011]

Nothing annoys me more than when people say Jaime and Brienne are “so pure” that their relationship would be ruined by sex.

Like, what planet are you on? They’re not pure, they’re utter filth.

They try to have a sword fight, but end up having a metaphorical sex scene that is all swords kissing, forwards backwards, blood on thigh, straddling.

Jaime tells Brienne his great secret and she’s like *he looked so hot in that bath, couldn’t tell you a word he said but he looked smoking*.

Jaime goes within four feet of some slightly tepid water and he’s like *do you remember Brienne naked in that bath? Cos I sure do!*

They both try to think about normal things and then *unbidden* they’re both thinking about each other in conjunction with sex and babiez.

Like, where is the purity?

#yep #people are idiots #jaime x brienne #face it folks #IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

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I can’t recall if it was mentioned in s8 that pod was Tyrion’s squire, but I expected a jaime-brienne-pod-tryion scene

We got the feast scene at least! :D LOOK AT THIS HAPPY FAMILY I-

#AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER #THE END #what do you mean there was more to the episode after this? #LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING

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HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSARY 'A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS'! released April 21st, 2019 | Season 8 x Episode 2 — known as the last widely hailed Game of Thrones episode

#what a shame that the rest of the episodes were lost in a fire #we never got to see what happened next

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Im curious.

#but it was a close call on GOT #just saying

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#I've done all these things alone #probably my favorite thing to do is travel alone #sorry to anyone I've traveled with #but my favorite vacation was NYC 2015 #because I was by myself and could do what I wanted without having to answer to anyone else #or go at someone else's pace #IT WAS GLORIOUS

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#THANK YOU!!!! #now would all those English teachers who marked me down for doing that shut up??

[writergirl2011]

#y'all say this like it's a bad thing #it's not a bad thing is it?????

[writergirl2011]

How that post makes me feel

That about sums it up for me!!!

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#WHYYYYY are you calling me out like this???? #yo ho yo ho #it's the writer's life for me

[writergirl2011]

One day I will make the post of my dreams about parallels to non-British historical figures and events in asoiaf.

Like Tywin Lannister? Baby that's Henry Kissinger and Jaime is having Vietnam flashbacks.

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#i hate everyone in this bar #yo ho yo ho #it's the writer's life for me

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Ah, you too have been seduced by the Clinton-Era copaganda...

*exhales cigarette* No better kind

Seriously, the hold this show and Claire/Jack have on me is unreal ... I love it so much 🤩

I know, right? Just watching some of what the cops did made me cringe so hard. The other thing that got me was an episode where a doctor's office just gave up a patient's contact info without a warrant or anything. I was like, "HUH????? HIPAA VIOLATION!!!!" before I remembered that the episode aired before HIPAA was made law.

I rewatched Jack's first episode and him just casually changing pants behind the door while he talked to Claire...okay, yes, that would seriously be frowned on today and should've been frowned on then, especially since he had a reputation for sleeping with his female assistant DAs, but still...helloooo!!

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Just co-workers. Nothing to see here. Move along.

#*cough* #co-workers #yeah sure right #currently on my Law & Order BS #which...why #because the cop propaganda is soooooo bad #I cringe so hard #and yet I'm still watching

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benoit blanc living across from a retired nate and sophie and instantly having beef with nate. they keep inviting each other over for dinner (sophie and phillip get along fabulously) and dinner keeps turning into a furious battle of wills as nate and benoit argue over courts of law, and more importantly what to do when such systems fail individuals. sophie and phillip blithely continue discussing what broadway production they might catch next over the sound of two brilliant minds whirring at 200 miles an hour

nate and sophie insist they dont have any children, but at irregular times of year and any hour of the night, they are visited by three young people. benoit manages to waylay the one named 'hardison' by the lifts, once; phillip catches 'eliot' out in the hallway grumpily fixing the doorbell to nate and sophie's apartment a few months later. the third, however, they've only ever glimpsed as a flash of a high ponytail, or squeezed between the other two, blocking her lithe frame from view.

(some nights they hear a yip of delight followed by a metallic zzzip going straight down past their windows, but that probably has nothing to do with anything)

sometimes, after cases that dont mete out the justice benoit knows the world deserves, or when a rich asshole has enough money and power up their sleeves to get away, despite it all, nate and sophie like to come by with dessert and sherry, and stay later than usual, until the whole affair entire is unravelled. a few weeks, sometimes months later, the inevitable happens - the rich asshole's web of lies pulls taut, exposing them to the authorities and the world in an almost ridiculous set of circumstances.

benoit likes to think of it as divine justice. phillip has his own suspicions.

#oh god #call the leverage people #someone get Rian Johnson's number #LET'S DO THIS PEOPLE!!! #leverage #knives out

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has brienne ever laughed in the books btw. imagine if the first time we ever see her laugh is bc of jaime

#i'm picturing this now #jaime will make it his mission in life to make her laugh #and when she finally does #he'll lean in and kiss her #ARGH #plot bunny #hop hop hop #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne

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tommen is going to be FINE. don’t even worry.

#don't mind me I'll just be over here SOBBING #tommen baratheon #myrcella baratheon #joffrey...eh #too bad so sad #LEAVE THE KITTEN KING AND SWEET MYRCELLA ALONE!!!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth Characters: Brienne of Tarth, Jaime Lannister, Asha Greyjoy | Yara Greyjoy, Dacey Mormont, Daenerys Targaryen, Sansa Stark, Amerei Frey, Walder Frey (mentioned), Lyonel Frey (mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, featuring the Westeros version of Sadie Hawkins Day, with Brienne being her usual organized badass self, Brienne's friends being snarky and loyal, the Frey girls are on the hunt, and Jaime's being sneaky and clever Series: Part 3 of A Girl for All Seasons Summary:

Brienne's got her hands full dealing with Walder Frey's annual Bear Island Day party. She certainly doesn't need to be reminded of Jaime Lannister and what could've been at every turn.

And she definitely doesn't need him turning up at the party.

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The next part of “A Girl for All Seasons” has been posted!!!

#dee writes things #a girl for all seasons #brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #fanfiction #featuring brienne's wonderful friends #and the wild and wacky frey girls!!!!