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wrongmultifandoms · 2 years
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Annabeth: I'm leaving. Jason is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.
Leo: Mine just says "Leo no."
Annabeth: And you can apply that to any situation.
Annabeth: Like the time you tried to set your room on fire because you saw it in a music video.
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wrongmultifandoms · 2 years
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[At an art museum]
Selina: Can we take a picture?
Ivy, taking out her phone: Sure
Selina, grabbing a painting hanging on the wall: ok QUICK let’s go before they catch us
Ivy: WHAT—
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wrongmultifandoms · 2 years
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Edward: Favorite horror movie?
Selina: Birdbox.
Harley: It.
Ivy: Idk, Highschool Musical was pretty terrifying.
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Dick: I’m going to the store, anybody want anything?
Kory: a better sister
Roy: a reason to live
Donna: 100 bottles of booze
Wally: my childhood innocence
Garfield: takis
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Barry: I'm bad cop.
Hal: No, I'm bad cop.
Barry: You're always bad cop, Lantern.
Hal: Bad cop goes everything against you are, Flash.
Barry: Just let me have this one time.
Hal: No way, you suck at being a bad cop.
Arthur: [groans loudly] Will they ever stop?
Bruce: Not anytime soon, no.
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Selina: Harley, Truth or Dare?
Harley: Dare!
Selina: I dare you to kiss your favorite person in the room.
Harley: hey Mr. J.
Joker: (blushes) yes?
Harley: get out of the fucking way, you're blocking Ivy.
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Ivy: Harley, hun, you know I'm always ride or die—
Harley: Red, I always ride you every night!
Ivy:
Selina: [snickers]
Ivy: Hun, that's not what I meant.
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Harley: Violence is never the answer
Barbara: That’s right
Harley: Violence is the question, and the answer is always yes
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Steve: [sneezes]
Tony: I love you
Nat: Did you mean bless you?
Tony: I said what I said
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Clint: Honestly don't let her fool you, Natasha's not that scary. I mean she used to ballet
Tony: What, really?
Natasha: Yes and it gave me the skills to strangle you with my feet
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Quill: Overall, our plan is going pretty well.
Rocket: Scoff.
Quill:
Quill: Did you just say “scoff”?
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Apollo: Here is my wall of inspirational people
Percy: Is that a picture of yourself?
Apollo: Yes. I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Bart: Oh my god this coffee is so fucking good I can think so clearly right now oh my god I could probably do a math problem right now
Tim: Correctly?
Bart, vibrating: I don’t know-
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Jim: Selina Kyle is a criminal. A thief!
Bruce: So? She's the love of my life what's your point, Gordon
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Cop: So what are your names?
Hal: Don't tell him, Barry!
Cop: So you're Barry
Barry: Great Job, Hal
Cop: And this is Hal. Great.
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Computer: Enter a new password
Jon: [types "Damian"]
Computer: Password is too short
Jon: I know
Damian, from the other room, facing his computer: I SAW YOU KENT!
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wrongmultifandoms · 3 years
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Bruce, everytime he fakes his death at the end of every DKR book:
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