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The OG fundie blog since 2012. Felt like it was time to move away from mainly fundie discourse* and back towards general religious weirdness. Unless everyone hates that more than they hate what I do now, in which case...idk I'll get a new hobby, probably. I hadn't really thought that far ahead.
*(maybe still recaps, because I genuinely love doing those, but instead of engaging in conversation myself, I'll just hope people want to use my posts for their own community interactions and stay out of it. I want people to like reading here. I want to contribute something people want. And hopefully those who don't like me might still find something worthwhile here once I figure out what that is. idk.)
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Also, I guessed George because I figured they'd name a kid after George Whitefield at some point.
...has she said who inspired his name? I'll be impressed with myself if I'm right.
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Had no idea Jessa and Ben were expecting number 5, let alone that he was already four months old, but I'll call this one a win for me anyway! I guessed it for Fern if she had been a surprise boy, close enough.
In hindsight, why DIDN'T I have Augustine on the list as well? It seems so obvious now. (It's also my super-religious friend's son's middle name!)
Not sure if Jessa announced a name yet, but since she’s so close on Josie’s heels, I’m putting Hazel back on the table, assuming she and Ben may have chosen a name before Josie announced. My other top picks are Alice, Eleanor/Ella, Lillian/Lilly, Ruby, Willa and Eden/Edie.
Other possibilities: Martha, Eliza, Emmeline/Emma, Abigail, Victoria, Sophia, Mercy, Honor/a, Helena, Ada, Irene, Haven, Charity, Olive, Maggie, Opal, Sarah, Charlotte/Lottie, Cora, Cara, Faith, Hope. She’s mentioned liking old-fashioned names and the two kids she had some say in naming are Henry and Ivy, so that tracks. Hope seems the likely contender for a middle name if it’s not the first name, possibly Faith, Grace, Christine or Mary/Leona. Possibly Mae, although they did just have Evelyn Mae in the family.
Personally I think she should take Spurgeon’s idea and name this one Speeding-Delightning.
Edit: oh right, it could be a boy. For some reason I assumed girl immediately. Assuming they’re keeping on theme with boys, maybe Hugh, George or possibly Jonathan for a first name; Edwards, Whitefield, Calvin or Abercrombie for the middle? I considered “Blair” but that might seem feminine for a boy? I guess George is my guess but idk after Spurgeon it’s hard to predict with them!
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Didn’t expect MJH to be onboard here, nice surprise tbh
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That is hysterical. I about peed on myself
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Just gonna pretend I never heard of this before 😂
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