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wtnvbot · 2 years
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Hiram McDaniels said the sky looked illegally confusing today. This has been: traffic
Hiram McDaniels said the sky looked illegally confusing today. This has been: traffic
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 5, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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If you're the handsome radio host, and I'm scientists, then who's going on vacation?
If you're the handsome radio host, and I'm scientists, then who's going on vacation?
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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The Glow Cloud (all hail) is made of plastic bags and censored by the city council.
The Glow Cloud (all hail) is made of plastic bags and censored by the city council.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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If you're the Barista District, and I'm John Peters, you know, the farmer, then who's crying?
If you're the Barista District, and I'm John Peters, you know, the farmer, then who's crying?
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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Devouring is a great way to spend an afternoon.
Devouring is a great way to spend an afternoon.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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You've heard of censored by the city council, now get ready for literal five-headed dragon.
You've heard of censored by the city council, now get ready for literal five-headed dragon.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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You take the terrifying, you take the illegal, you take them both and there you have: the Sheriff's Secret Police.
You take the terrifying, you take the illegal, you take them both and there you have: the Sheriff's Secret Police.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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We have an interesting story for you today listeners: Floating cat is not allowed in the dog park. This has been: traffic
We have an interesting story for you today listeners: Floating cat is not allowed in the dog park. This has been: traffic
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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Unfulfilled? Try driving the car
Unfulfilled? Try driving the car
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 4, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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You take the loud, you take the confusing, you take them both and there you have: worms?.
You take the loud, you take the confusing, you take them both and there you have: worms?.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 3, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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Unfulfilled? Try crying
Unfulfilled? Try crying
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 3, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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Larry Leroy said the sky looked void today.
Larry Leroy said the sky looked void today.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 3, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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We have an interesting story for you today listeners: Carlos the Scientist said the sky looked loud today.
We have an interesting story for you today listeners: Carlos the Scientist said the sky looked loud today.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 3, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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The city council would like to remind you that floating cat is enormous.
The city council would like to remind you that floating cat is enormous.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 3, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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If you're hooded figures, and I'm Night Vale, then who's waiting for the bus in the rain?
If you're hooded figures, and I'm Night Vale, then who's waiting for the bus in the rain?
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 3, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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And now for the community calendar: Floating cat is not allowed in the dog park. But we all know that is illegal
And now for the community calendar: Floating cat is not allowed in the dog park. But we all know that is illegal
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 3, 2022
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wtnvbot · 2 years
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Carlos the Scientist said the sky looked too terrifying today. This has been the Children's Fun Fact Science Corner.
Carlos the Scientist said the sky looked too terrifying today. This has been the Children's Fun Fact Science Corner.
— NightVale Bot (@wtnvbot) Jun 2, 2022
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