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Ruby: You can't make a sentence without the letter 'e.'
Weiss: You thought you did a thing, didn't you?
Jaune: Fuck off.
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Aerith: Life is what you make it.
Cloud: Cool. I’ll make mine short.
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Cloud: Please be patient god hasn’t finished me yet.
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Cloud: Do you ever think about that part of Lord of the rings where Aragorn goes up to the Hobbits and says ‘my friends you bow to no one’ and get choked up?
Tifa: No.
Tifa: Never.
Cloud: Yeah me neither.
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Jaune: I’d follow her to hell and back but I really wish she’d stop going there.
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Weiss: Emergency! You’re my boyfriend.
Jaune: Well I might be a bit rusty. Might have to look at a manual.
Weiss: You’re not actually my boyfriend.
Jaune: That was fast. What a rollercoaster of emotions this has been. Oh well.
Weiss: But I do need a boyfriend really quickly.
Jaune: I hope you’re much nicer to this one.
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Jaune: Talking about your feelings is important.
Ruby: Is this coming from you?
Jaune: I won’t do it but you definitely should.
Ruby:
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Jaune: Ruby should have the decency to act like she’s not a little girl anymore.
Yang: What do you mean?
Weiss: He’s saying your little sister is hot. And you know what? He’s right.
Yang: What do YOU mean?
Weiss: We’re going to bang your little sister. We’ll spitroast her.
Ruby: *walks in looking like a snack* What about me?
Yang: Nothing! It’s nothing!
Ruby: Riiight…
Jaune: See you later Rubes.
Yang: I will punch your dick off.
Jaune: And it would be worth it.
Weiss: See you Ruby.
*Jaune and Weiss leave*
Ruby: Seriously what were you talking about?
Yang: I… You and I need to talk.
*later*
Ruby: I mean… I wouldn’t say no.
Yang: At least practice safe sex.
Ruby: Sure. For now.
Yang: You used to play dolls and dress up.
Ruby: Yeah? Well now I want to play with other things.
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Jaune: I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.
Neo:
Jaune: You know when I left the house this morning I thought ‘Damn I really hope some fucking hot chick paints my brains over some fucking hallway.’
Neo:
Jaune: And here we are. I mean really just absolutely destroy me. I’m talking full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
Neo:
Jaune: And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little peepee piss boy.
Neo:
Jaune: I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss bitch.
Neo:
Jaune: I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… Weirdly embarrassing.
Neo:
Jaune: Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours.
Neo:
Jaune: Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean I’m a real freak I’m not normal.
Neo:
Jaune: Ma'am please. You have to crush me.
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Jaune: Full disclosure: living rent free in my head is not exactly the real estate windfall it’s made out to be. That neighborhood has a ton of issues.
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Cloud: The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: ‘there’s actually zero difference between good and bad things. You imbecile. You fucking moron.’
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Jaune: The function e^x at the point e^x has a slope of e^x and an area beneath the curve of e^x.
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Pietro: Yes I've read multithreading for dummies.
Jaune: You have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my office.
Pietro: My daughter tells me you're a parallel programming expert.
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Ruby: Bottoms against bottom rights.
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Cloud: Rip to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I’m different. I’m better. Maybe even better than the gods.
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Barret: One skin
Yuffie: Two skin
Cloud: Three skin
Tifa: DON'T FINISH THAT!
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Weiss and Jaune go out drinking
Weiss: “Who would have thought from back at Beacon I would be with you. You and Rub-by b-both.” *starts to slur*
Jaune:
Weiss: “Not a word.”
Jaune:
Weiss: “It’s not that big of a deal.”
Jaune: *starts laughing*
Weiss: “Stop it!”
Jaune: “I fucking knew I could get you to slur. What’sa matter? Is your cute little pink tongue getting hard to control?”
Weiss: “Why is it cute when it was sexy before. Why am I sometimes cute and sometimes sexy? Tell me that.”
Jaune: “After you have a shot with me.”
*does so*
Jaune: “It’s cute when it’s fumbling around for example. But when we kiss and our tongues gently touch it’s sexy.”
Weiss: “How about in Atlas when we kissed and you called me cute. Or adorable, maybe? I was supposed to be sexy.”
Jaune: “When?”
Weiss: “When you and I first kissed.”
Jaune: “Oh right. You tried to wrap your legs around me. It would have been very sexy if you pulled it off but you failed. That made it adorable.”
Weiss: “So even as a failure at worst I’m adorable ta you. Don’t you dare.”
Jaune: *keeps laughing*
Weiss: “Itss not funny. You made me like this!” *slaps his thigh and hits something hard* “Do you have an erection right now?"
Jaune: “Mind your own business."
Weiss: “Do I turn you on right now?” She pressed. She grinned in almost predatory fashion and she leaned in on me. Then she rolled around and pressed her back against his chest and lay way back on him so he could see down her blue sweater. He looked away. “Am I getting you hot and bothered under the collar?” She asked. She spun her smooth neck around so he could see her baby blues.
Jaune: “You’re about to fucking get it if you don’t stop.”
Weiss: “Make. Me.” She purred from her throat.
Jaune: *swallows and she grins with victory*
Jaune: *kisses her hard. Her hand came up his chest then slowly ran down him to the inside of his thigh. He moaned into her mouth and their tongues met with a jolt.*
Jaune: “You’re distracting me. How am I supposed to think straight? You’re such fucking bullshit Weiss. You always have been. You cheat.”
Weiss: “Did you ever masterbate to the thought of me at Beacon?”
Jaune: “Like your ego needs me to say ‘yes.’”
Weiss: “No, you have to tell me. You said we’d talk about whatever I wanted. You said you’d do anything for me. You have to tell me.”
Jaune *glares at her* “You already know.”
Weiss: “Nuh-uh. If you want the real thing tonight you better answer me.”
Jaune: “You’re a cheater.”
Weiss: “Isn’t the real thing so much better?” *giggles*
Jaune: “You just love the power you have over me.”
Weiss: “A little,” she admitted and she rubbed a little circle on his thigh with her thumb. “What’s it gonna be?”
Jaune: “Yeah. I jerked off and thought of you.”
Weiss: “You could have made that sound romantic."
Jaune: “Now you have to admit that you like it when I get behind you and pull your hair. Admit it. The pure little Schnee girl is dirty and likes getting her hair pulled.”
Weiss: *She rolled her eyes but then she turned and straddled him. She swept one leg over his until she was kneeling to either side of his legs. She took his face in both her hands and she looked him dead in the eye.* “I’m a dirty girl who likes getting her hair pulled. Now you really have an erection, don’t you?”
Jaune: “It’s your fault."
Weiss: “Now that’s how you confess something like that. You need to try again.”
Jaune: “You really want me to?”
Weiss: “Unless you want to take care of that thing yourself tonight."
Jaune: “Another shot. Then I’ll give it a try.”
*slams one back*
Jaune: “Weiss, the thought of you gets me off and it always has."
Weiss: “That was better."
Jaune: *takes a swing on his joint*
Weiss: “Let me try that."
Jaune: “You sure?”
Weiss: “What’s the worst thing that could happen? I disappoint my father?”
Jaune: “It flips a gene and you have permanent psychosis."
Weiss: “That can happen?! And you still use!?”
Jaune: “That gene is already flipped for me.”
Weiss: “Fair enough. Let me try it.”
Jaune: *hands it off to her*"Hopefully this isn’t the last thing you suck on tonight.”
Weiss: “Don’t be vulgar.”
Jaune: “Are you kidding?”
Weiss: *takes a pull and exhales*"Besides wouldn’t you rather get behind me and pull my hair? Woah that was fast.”
Jaune: “Inhalants are like that. The lungs are faster than digesting alcohol.”
Weiss: “I think I see why you like it. It’s a real rush.”
Jaune: “It can be.”
Weiss: “Kinda scary though.”
Jaune: “Kinda. Don’t trip.”
Weiss: “What were we talking about?”
Jaune: “Me pulling your hair.”
Weiss: “You gotta get it by the base. Not the ends or else it hurts.”
Jaune: “I will roger that. Anything else I should know?”
Weiss: “The clitoris has as many nerve endings as the human eye.”
Jaune: “Is that true? That can’t be true.”
Weiss: “Oh yeah.”
Jaune: “Doesn’t it hurt?”
Weiss: “It can. You have to be gentle and tease it. But after you get things warmed up you can strum that bad boy.”
Jaune: “And that’s good?”
Weiss: “It can be so good it almost hurts.”
Jaune: “Almost.”
Weiss: “Does. Whatever. But it’s the kind of pain you want anyways. Like when you go inside and start stretching things it hurts but it’s a good hurt. Like a workout kinda. Like it’s being used like it’s meant to.”
Jaune: “I’ll do my best.”
Weiss: “Is there anything about guys that I should know?”
Jaune: “Why? Finally leaving me for some other guy? What’s his name?”
Weiss: “There’s no other guy! I just meant about you, really. But my advice will help you with Ruby.”
Jaune: “Gotcha. Nah, there’s nothing like that kind of thing. Not really. It all feels good. It’s great to be inside something. Right now it’s lonely. Little Jaune is lonely whenever it isn’t inside something.”
Weiss: "Poor baby."
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