wylanvanwaffles

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Wylan: are jesper and kaz having a staring contest?

Inej: jesper is having a staring contest. kaz is plotting revenge and hasn’t remembered to blink for the past five minutes

#wylan van eck #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #kanej #wesper #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #six of crows memes #grishaverse

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Jesper, explaining why Wylan should drink more water: Water is great! Want clear skin? Water! Want to lose weight? Water!

Kaz, from the other room: Sick of people telling you what to do? Drown them!

#kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #six of crows memes #grishaverse

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Wylan: Jesper, I would kill for you

Jesper: I know, Wylan

Wylan: You just tell me who and I’ll do it

Jesper: ...okay

Wylan *holding a picture of Kuwei*: Seriously. Anyone. Just give me the name

#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #jesper x wylan #kuwei yul bo #six of crows #six of crows memes #soc #grishaverse

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Kaz: Jesper, I said no guns!

Jesper: I thought you said no gum

Kaz: But you’re also chewing gum

Jesper: I’m a wildcard *blows bubble*

#kaz brekker #jesper fahey #soc #six of crows #six of crows memes #incorrect six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse

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Kevin: I have a bad feeling about this

Neil: what do you mean?

Kevin: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will cause trouble?

Neil: no?

Kevin: ...that explains so much

#I feel like Neil does have that voice tho #he just chooses to ignore it #then roasts the shit out of riko #neil josten #kevin day #aftg #all for the game #incorrect aftg

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Kaz: swearing is now illegal in this gang

Wylan: heck

Kaz: you’re on thin fucking ice

Kaz: ...

Kaz: oh no

#six of crows #kaz brekker #six of crows memes #leigh bardugo #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #soc

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Neil Josten be like

#neil josten #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg meme #tfc #andreil

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Kevin: my back hurts

Neil: from what?

Kevin: carrying this team

#aftg #the foxhole court #kevin day #neil josten #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg meme #tfc

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Kaz after talking to Inej: wow not much could ruin today

Matthias: hey

Kaz: oh no I forgot saying that summons him

#kaz brekker #matthias helvar #kanej #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #six of crows memes

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Neil: i’m fine

The foxes:

#this has probably been done before #but it’s sooo true #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #palmetto state foxes #aftg meme #source: princess bride

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Aaron: the glass is half empty

Nicky: i think the glass is half full

Aaron: i think you're full of shit

#incorrect aftg #aftg meme #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard

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Matthias teaching Nina to drive

Matthias: okay, you're driving and Inej and Kaz walk into the road. what do you hit?

Nina: the brakes obviously

Matthias: wrong. Kaz. you should always hit Kaz

#six of crows #matthias helvar #nina zenik #helnik #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #soc #six of crows memes #crooked kingdom

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Kaz: my new year's resolution is to not break anymore laws this year

Inej: don't you mean next year?

Kaz: no

Inej: but there's only a few more hours left this year

Kaz: exactly. even i can't screw this up

#we did it guys #2020 is almost over #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #grishaverse #shadow and bone

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Kevin: you shouldn't insult people bigger than you

Andrew: well then i'd never get to insult anyone

#aftg #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #andreil #all for the game #aftg meme #the foxhole court

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Inej: Jesper, you said you wouldn't tell a soul!

Jesper: i only told Kaz and he doesn't have a soul so it's fine

#jesper fahey #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #soc #six of crows #six of crows memes #grishaverse #crooked kingdom

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Kaz: i have a fun Christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Kaz: mistlefoe™

Jesper: SOMEONES HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED

#Inej tries to stop them #it doesn’t work #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #six of crows #soc #six of crows memes #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #source: tumblr