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⏤In honor of COWBOY CARTER act. ii

#hear me out.... Cowboy Jedi #slap a laser beam on that whip handle pls

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For the sleepover:

FMK

Buck, Bobby, Eddie

Nicole, you're going straight to hell.

Anywayyyyyy. I'm fucking Eddie (he has a lot of stuff to work out with his commitment issues). I'm marrying Buck (sweet baby boy is tired of feeling like a passed around fucktoy and I am ready to settle him down). I'm kissing Bobby (on the cheek because that's Athena's man).

And I'll end up married to Eddie anyway because he can't stay away from Buck.

#it's called cracking the code #ask o

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Bailey just came up to me, stared at me, burped and then walked away.

#kids man

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

#i'm autistic and i'm not this full of hot garbage takes #about food #i want to clarify that i am full of hot garbage takes #just not like this

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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do you ever just

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Barnes & Noble is having a sale on preorders that ends tonight. Use the code PREORDER25. You're welcome.

#i just preordered the special edition of beach read #which will not be read #it will simply be displayed #it's an art piece

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should i get hibachi or Mediterranean for dinner?

You should get hibachi for dinner. no shade to mediterranean but it'snot feeling like a Friday night cuisine rn.

#ask o #sister shit

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FMK travis kelce, harry styles, taylor lautner

can i kill them all?

#ask o #they legit all give me the ick #AND I LOVE HARRY #i also think Taylor is very adorable #and travis is..... travis #but ick

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it’s a sleepover~

send me:

fmk

crush stories

your tumblr crushes

tell me about your pets

have you evers

would you rathers

opinions

confessions 

ask my advice

tell me a story about you

a n y t h i n g (▰˘◡˘▰) 

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#also i'm really shitty at responding #and mostly don't want to talk #i can't upkeep the energy just come over to my house and watch the gay firefighters with me

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

#and also feeding yourself

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Time for your inspection

#all the reblogs saying huskies… babes #these are malamutes #you can tell by how wide set their ears are #Bailey sniffs me like this every day to make sure I’m alive and well

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#concentrate at will #i already don’t listen to people lmao #life in noise canceling headphones

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#this is so frizzy #being together only where anybody can see them but not the ones that matter so they can keep it secret and safe #it’s not so secret tho lmaoooo

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd