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xanaddams · 25 days
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xanaddams · 7 months
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Autumn flowers
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xanaddams · 7 months
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I've done this with Opera browser for years. Samsung browser also has ad blockers. It's not till I have to use chrome or edge module that I see how horrible the Internet is.
guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent
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xanaddams · 7 months
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xanaddams · 1 year
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I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.
The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.
And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.
Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.
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xanaddams · 1 year
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Some of the funniest things across the internet come from Tumblr and its always taken me aback as to why it's not more popular and then I realized that there are not really any Tumblr influencers. I mean, Will Wheaton and Neil Gaiman on on here gibber gabbering with people and whatnot. But no "tiktok star", "youtube influencer", "Instagram influenza". We are just people here and some can't stand not being the center of attention at all times. You gotta hold your own weight here.
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xanaddams · 1 year
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In case anyone missed it, The fucking Onion is now in the business of trying to protect your Actual civil rights
(and maybe challenging qualified immunity????)
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Mr. Novak says his civil rights were violated, and he is trying to sue the city for damages. A federal judge dismissed the lawsuit earlier this year, saying that the police had qualified immunity, and an appeals court upheld that decision. Now the high court is reviewing his request to take up the matter.
One of Mr. Novak’s lawyers, Patrick Jaicomo, said in an interview Monday that last month he contacted Jordan LaFlure, the managing editor of The Onion, which is based in Chicago, to make him aware of the case and see if he would be interested in helping raise attention.
“They heard the story, and they were like, ‘Oh my god, this is something that could really put all of our people in the crosshairs if we rub someone the wrong way with one of our stories,’” Mr. Jaicomo said.
In a filing that read in places like one of its articles, The Onion laid out why it believes the authorities in Ohio had acted unconstitutionally, sprinkling in sincere arguments in defense of parody while riddling the rest of the text with moments of jest and hubris — claiming, for example, a readership of 4.3 trillion, and also boasting that it “owns and operates the majority of the world’s transoceanic shipping lanes.”
[...]“This was only the latest occasion on which the absurdity of actual events managed to eclipse what The Onion’s staff could make up,” it said. “Much more of this, and the front page of The Onion would be indistinguishable from The New York Times.”
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xanaddams · 2 years
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So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.
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xanaddams · 2 years
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I'm not going to go into the specifics of which AI I used or what I put in to render these. But, let's just say that they are beautiful, dark, emotional and perfect. They should be tarot cards or something. Each one I could stare at for hours. But I find I can barely look at for seconds. Come see inside my soul, if you dare.
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xanaddams · 2 years
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Surprised you didn't go full Prisma app or something. Lol. Adorable
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Chance would’ve inspired some dope Renaissance paintings 👼🏼
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xanaddams · 2 years
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reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste
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xanaddams · 2 years
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Wasn't that shit originally played in the Scottish Highlands on some terrible terrain anyway? All this time they've been cheating with their perfectly manicured lawns.
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Arizona is being forced to cut nearly 25% of its water sourced from the Colorado River. We're in an extreme drought. Drinking water is essential for human and animal life.
While the golf course industry uses graphs and charts to show that they don't use that much water and they bring in big bucks to the economy, I propose they try upping their game instead.
Rather than using up our precious drinking water (every drop counts) on grass for playing golf, why don't they go hard core and learn to play on hard pan dirt. I mean, it's a sport and sport is about challenges, right?
Golfers, challenge yourself and leave the water for drinking!
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xanaddams · 2 years
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Chills. I can't imagine my own high school showing up like this less than a decade ago to protest disgusting legislation like Florida's Don't Say Gay bill. The support Gen Z shows for the LGBTQ community is breathtaking.
The fight goes on. Keep it up.
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xanaddams · 2 years
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Opened in opera browser with ad blocker on. It worked wonders. Zero ads. Free. Haha
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Y’all got me fucked up 😡
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xanaddams · 2 years
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Taino ti!
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xanaddams · 2 years
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“No beds means no fucking beds.”
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