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Continuing to have a lot of fun (and a lot of thoughts) in baldurs gate.

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Week 2 of the SAD (sketch a day) challenge, now - themed 😁

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Everyone thinking Astarion would be the most romanced companion only to have him land in 4th or 5th place is the most hilarious outcome

Because Astarion himself would have walked up to those stats absolutely PREENING and being INSUFFERABLE, so certain he was #1 he wouldn't have thought for a MOMENT that he wouldn't be,

He'd have spent the whole morning pissing everyone off in the MOST obnoxious way, and then they all pile up against the poster pinned to the wall and he sees that he's not only NOT first, but he's WAY DOWN THE LIST

And him being just absolutely STUNNED the look on his face when then whole team just starts busting a gut

Wyll: thought you'd be used to bottoming- er, being on the bottom, eh Astarion?

Gale: oh how the mighty have fallen. Or never gotten up to begin with, as it seems.

Karlach: cheer up Soldier, I'd kiss that pointy mug of yours any day

Shadowheart, absolutely PREENING: I'm not surprised in the least. It's nice to see you in your proper place, Astarion. Like I am in mine.

Laezel: is this a battle prowess ranking they did it wrong I should be winning

Halsin: And so the Peacock finds its plumes plucked. Ease your heart, Astarion. Your feathers are still most entrancing to those of us who see you.

Astarion: I'm going to kill you all and burn. This. Poster.

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So when do YOU think Halsin starts absolutely PINING for Tav in game ? There's a few points, and he starts dropping hints real quick, but he needs to have "the important things" done before he says anything blah blah shadow curse

What I Wanna KNOW

Is when do you think his heart first stirred?

He calls you stimulating company pretty much from the tiefling party but I'm not sooooo sure that's when he started crushin'

Unless honestly he's so

He may have seen you free him from that goblin cage at the camp and just immediately been like *yes, that one*

But I want your thoughts! ESPECIALLY from people who pay way too much attention, over analyze, and have an essay worth of points. But also headcanons and whatever too.

When did Halsin fall for Tav?

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also yesterday’s cooldown doods that i forgot to post cuz i FELL ASLEEP #nkmtART 🐻 🌱

based on the icon in bg3 for wildshape www

bonus bone man doods

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Halsin to Minsc: “I know the feeling- the larger you are, the more likely someone wishes to test themselves against you.”

Also Halsin and Minsc: (arm wrestles offscreen)

Halsin is also like half a head taller than Minsc (i checked lol) #nkmtART

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Oak Father, hear me, aid me. Force open the jaws of Darkness. Make passage for your vessel of Light.

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"But perhaps there is more that I want..." "This 'more' that you want. What is it?" "Not what. Who."

Explicit [NSFW]

Just Halsin thinking about Tav late at night, torn between them and being dedicated to give the Shadowcurse his full and undivided attention. Show some restraint, Archdruid!

Not pictured; Tav being exactly the same their own tent. (let's pretend they have one)

In true Halsin tradition, I'll attach a song for vibe. Now SURPRISINGLY, it's not a "sexy song". Could I have used one? Yeah totally. But the bittersweet pining fits this painting really well. And it's present on pretty much every single Halsin playlist I've seen haha (including Dave's)

Say "Night-ie night" and kiss me Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me While I'm alone and blue as can be Dream a little dream of me

Stars fading but I linger on, dear Still craving your kiss I'm longing to linger 'til dawn, dear Just saying this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

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I have been thinking about Jeff Johansen as a vampire. Can you guess which clan I put him in?

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Sandor and Sansa by @dark.fairy.tales (Vetta Antonova)

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A Clash of Kings - Sansa IV

Sansa remembered all too well. She remembered the way they had howled, the feel of the blood running down her cheek from where the stone had struck her, and the garlic stink on the breath of the man who had tried to pull her from her horse. She could still feel the cruel pinch of fingers on her wrist as she lost her balance and began to fall.

She'd thought she was going to die then, but the fingers had twitched, all five at once, and the man had shrieked loud as a horse. When his hand fell away, another hand, stronger, shoved her back into her saddle. The man with the garlicky breath was on the ground, blood pumping out the stump of his arm, but there were others all around, some with clubs in hand. The Hound leapt at them, his sword a blur of steel that trailed a red mist as it swung. When they broke and ran before him he had laughed, his terrible burned face for a moment transformed.

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process

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Arya and Sandor by NadzomiViro

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