xmenshenanigans

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Jubilee: This is awful.

Charles: What are you talking about? You love it here!

Jubilee: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.

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X-23: Trick or yeet!

Logan: Yeet?

X-23: *throws him*

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Erik: Yeah, we’re rivals, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Charles: What?

Erik: What?

Logan, eating chips in the background: He said he would fuck you if you asked.

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Charles: If I went missing for a week, would you be concerned?

Raven: Yes.

Charles: Wait, really? I thought you wouldn’t care.

Raven, aggressively: You’re my friend!

Charles: I don’t like how you said that.

Raven, more aggressively: You’re my friend!!!

Charles: Why are you yelling at me?

Raven, screaming: YOU’RE MY FRIEND!!

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Kitty: What will you bring to Hanukkah dinner?

Erik: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Jean: I wish there was a better way to do this.

Ororo: There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail.

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Rogue: We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live.

Kitty: I thought you had Remy over there once.

Rogue: Yeah. It was fun. I moved the next day.

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Erik: My kink is when people actually care about what I have to say and offer to take care of me emotionally even when I’m really down on myself

Emma: Too much to ask for. Just settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Emma: I have several men in rotation. Ones waiting for me out in the car.

Jean:

Scott:

Kitty:

Emma: Don’t worry, I rolled down the window.

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Scott: You made me watch all eight movies of Harry Potter. I don’t even like Harry Potter!

Jean: That’s insane, Scott. You love Harry Potter.

Jean: You’ve seen all eight movies.

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Pietro: Oh, I’m excited to bond more with Jean. She’s like the sister I never had.

Pietro: Because the sister I do have is not normal and utterly terrifying.

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Scott: Hey, I was just told about this great Frank Lloyd Wright retrospective. Who’s in?

Ororo: Sorry, I’m… I don’t know, washing my hair.

Logan: Running the water.

Jean: Holding the towel.

Kurt: I’ll be at home, trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair washing party.

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Toad: Recently I had been thinking about maybe leaving the Brotherhood but I felt like I needed a sign. And then the X-Men attacked, some sentinels killed my friends, and a pigeon crapped on me while I was inside. So…

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Scott: Where’s Emma?

Ororo: I don’t know. She left.

Scott: What? Why?

Kurt: We were watching Spongebob and she stood up and said ‘life is too short’ and walked out

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Remy: What are you thinking about, my love?

Rogue: *stops fantasizing about running Emma Frost over with her car*

Rogue: You.

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Erik, shoving people out of his way: Out of my way, extras!

Wanda: Dad, you can’t call people ‘extras’ just because you don’t know them

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Charles: God bless you

Kitty: Not lately

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