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For legal reasons, pretend this is not a confession. [x]

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hey guys i made the "cooper or jimmy" quiz

#81 i know my fish

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Reasons why the hermits should never work in the customer service industry (quotes sourced from this post of slip-ups)

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my gut tells me that if i was born as grian i'd still be transfem but id be too busy being a minecraft youtuber to think about it and i think if grian was born as me he'd kill himself but like in the event i was born as grian and was aware of being born as grian and not myself i would make sure grian (who was born as me in this scenario) dies before he figures it out . because i don't want him to know i exist

#hey. what.

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whats crazy to me is that skizzleman couldve done 9/11

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i hate minecraft youtubers

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the life series fandom is dying reblog if you're a true faggot

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mumbo jumbo and zedaph look like they could be siblings irl to me but nobody's ever mentioned it so im worried im just racist to British people

#its ok anon

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the fact that grian doesn't call herself a girl makes her even more annoying

#nods sagely

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the unprompted cc racism essay posters are here mcytblrconfessions really is back ❤️ so glad you guys missed us

#blinks. #ah yes ren dog the minecraft youtuber please discuss with us your position as a privileged white person in south africa #during apartheid (when you were a child). clearly you are the most qualified to speak on this. #... the fact that theyre not even south african is really funny

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more lap grian <333 @masque-of-plague for u!

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there are only 10 scarian fans in the world

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"am i too big for the hole? 💥💥 "grant me access to the hole!" 💥💥💥 "unlike ore mountain which has an iron-strong core of strength... and dominance" 💥💥💥💥 "im gonna wait for him inside his mouth" 💥💥💥💥💥 "skizz come around the back side of grian" 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 YES THANK YOU GOODTIMESWITHSUGGESTIVE GLAD TO SEE YOURE STILL GOING STRONG AS EVER--

#see also: standing between statue ethos legs #etho: dont stand there. #scar: why :J

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Cub has stood next to joel

and he is staring right at you

cubfan135 fact #189:

Cub has stood next to Joel

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welcome to hermit permits how can't we help you

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