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Wait Colby was accused of sexting?

Yea! Not only accused, but tried and convicted.

I'll put the evidence behind a cut, but be warned: it's graphic and inappropriate and intolerable on so many levels.

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Can you guys BELIEVE there are some people who can just DECIDE to sleep???? Like they just lay down and think "I'm going to sleep now" and then they DO. Like ASSHOLES.

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https://www.tumblr.com/xplrvibes/748037395865370624/i-just-want-to-throw-this-out-there-since-they?source=share astrologically speaking: astrology isn't real! hope this helps 😂😂😂😂 jokes (notnso much) aside, they say Scorpios are highly highly sexual so there's that

Sam Golbach, is that you?? 🤣

Kidding! Anyway, I did a quick Google search and found this brief run down of a Scorpio/Capricorn match, along with a compatability chart which made me very happy (which is a sign that I have been in the Corporate world for way too long), so here you go:

I love donut graphs ❤️.

Anyway, if anyone knows more about this stuff, please let us know! Feel free to dissect- I feel bullet 2 is of particular interest lol.

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i swear malia posted a tiktok with katelyn lip syncing to a song, and now it's gone. why do malia and katelyn post and then delete so many of their tiktoks?

That tiktok actually popped up on my fyp earlier - it was them singing some song (idk what it was, sorry) and the lyrics were something about having someone wrapped around their finger, so I am sure there were fans who took umbrage and that's why they deleted it 🤣.

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Am I the only one who is a bit surprised with how fast colby made it public? We know they met in late november and by early january he already reposted that picture of the four of them together which just screams double date. Then by early february (I think?) he posted the stories of their dinner dates and the helicopter picture which to me looked like a soft launch already. Not to forget the heavy "sexting" that went on. I feel like if he was pretty sure about her almost from the beginning and just worked his way up to now.

I'm actually not (although I am surprised at how hard he chose to go about it right out the gate lol), only because it just felt like it was building up to him launching her eventually. He was being more open about her almost from the start, which, of course was leading the fans to be more in his business, which I knew would eventually lead him to a fork in the road and a path to choose.

I also just think Colby is one of those people who, when he's really into someone or something, he just has to post about it constantly. He would've been a great tumblr girlie for any one of his special interests - hummingbirds, hikes, Kingdom Hearts, black tank tops - whatever.

So honestly, I knew someday he'd get into something, and it would go from 0 to 60 and he'd be all in. He's basically like the Beast from Beauty and the Beast - all sad and mopey with his little dying rose and then he meets a girl and he transforms within nanoseconds 🤣.

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I don't think K is a clout chaser per se but I do think she loves attention and I think she still does even though she now knows how the fandom is and how they think about her. So I think if sam was to offer her to make things more public she would be down

Oh yea, I don't think she'd tell him "no," if he wanted to go public, but I also don't think she's going to push the issue with him.

At least, if she was smart about things, she'd continue doing what she's doing and let Sam decide when he wants to blow everything up. 🤷‍♀️

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I wonder what Katelyn thinks about her bestie getting the public treatment and she is getting nothing from sam although they have been dating for longer.

Honestly, I would hope that she has an understanding by now that any hard launch that they may do will need to be handled delicately - and even then, it probably will not go as relatively smoothly as Colby's did.

People don't like her, and she knows it. If she's still willing to out her neck out there like that at this time, then hey - more power to her. But if I were her, I'd just sit back and let Colby and Malia have this one, and take what little bit of peace of quiet I could still get 🤣.

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Do you guys want to manifest a hard launch from sam and katelyn? (maybe something less dramatic lol) I would join angelica, aussie anon and you with my powers. Together we can manifest anything!

Prost!

-og german anon

I feel like the internet isn't ready to handle Sam and Katelyn hard launching lol.

He'd be smart to keep that one to himself 🤣.

But if all 4 of us put our powers together, that's the type of manifesting that will happen. We'd be too powerful and manifesting a double wedding or something 😬.

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Dang! All these folks are so pressed! Shit.. if I looked like malia, I'd be dressing like that too! And her man? Hell yeah, I'd be posting him too. Some people need to check themselves cuz their jealousy is showing!

Yea, some people need to find other ways to blow off steam and let those two stunners be (awkwardly) stunning together!

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I just want to throw this out there since they finally went public but Malia is a Scorpio & a good match for Colby. I'm happy they finallu released something of them smiling together aside from all those uncomfortable & awkward pictures.

Does anybody out there with some serious knowledge on Scorpio/Capricorn matches want to give us a rundown?? I'd be interested to hear in depth what we're in for here, astrologically speaking!

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Well they were accused of sexting so a sex tape would be logical next step lol

You know, I somehow forgot about that.

It's all making sense now.

The dots have been connected. The conspiracy unveiled. I see the truth behind all the lies. Mine eyes, they have been opened.

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Anon here who called it the weekend uneventful and woke up to colby hard launching. I finally got time to tell you how my morning went down. So I woke up at 7 and as every reasonable adult does I straight up checked my phone. I don't have a fixed order but that morning I opened instagram first. I saw everyone's story (Core "we are bestfriends with codependency issues" 4) and knew I called the weekend uneventful to quick. However I didn't watch any story because Mr. never having a girlfriend Brock's post was on top of my feed. So I looked at that first. I was not impressed with the first pic in his white newspaper fit so I quickly swiped to the next one. And I don't know what's wrong with me but the ick that I get from colby doing that stupid hand sign is so immense that I didn't not care he fully hard launched malia on the third slide lol. LIke I'm good, you can have him girl. Am I the only one who finds that pose so off putting at this point? :D

Anyway I'm happy for him. I'm whatever about her but he likes her well enough to post pictures of them kissing for the internet to remember forever so she must be alright lol

Liebe Grüße, One of the German anons

the OG ;-)

Thank you for manifesting all of...that, btw! 🤣

I think both S and C have some crutches in their poses - Sam with the one-eyed shut/tongue half out thing and Colby with the half-hearted rock and roll devil horns. I'm not exactly enamored with either one, lol.

Bless their awkward little hearts.

Same - this is a whole new era of Colby and I'm happy he's happy, at the end of the day!

Also, you are now officially the OG German Anon...the other German Anons will need to give a unique nom de plume next time they roll through!

Prost!!

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People now attempting to slut shame Malia on twitter for her outfit choices and I'm like people need to understand what they are saying when they call someone a slut by the way they dress and just not do it.

I wish people in this fandom would just grow up because honestly name calling people? Are they 5?

I don't get it. Was Tara not basically wearing the same thing? Why is it only a problem or inappropriate when Malia does it?

Could it...could it be...

...and hear me out, here:

Could it be that they are using the way Malia was dressed to justify knocking her down a peg or 10 cause she got their man in such a chokehold that he's wearing her bracelets and posting pictures of himself kissing her in every conceivable setting?

My gut instinct says yes lol.

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listen… im happy my boys happy and all… but this insta pda… im half expecting him to post a sex tape next 😂

i do love this, tho. he’s rly saying “fk you all, i’m taken” and suspiciously my twitter feed is veeeeery quiet 😂 it’s not sam and k tho so i guess no one cares lmao

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Listen, when I saw that kissing pic on his story last night, my first thought was "what in the y2k era softcore is this" lol

In a loving way, of course.

He really is just making it very apparent that he wants to be classified as taken by Malia. And I do think it's funny that after his post Monday, there were some people saying, "Well, he didn't tag her, so we don't know it's her," so he went and posted all these pics yesterday and made sure to tag her in every one. 🤣

He will not stop until everyone gets the hint lmao.

Good for him. And I know some people are annoyed by it or whatever, and that's fine and totally understandable, but here's the thing - this man spent 8 years being afraid to even be caught publicly holding a girl's hand while everyone else around him got to have open and SUPPORTED relationships. He's having his moment, and it's all coming out. This is 8 years of pent-up energy just being winged at us all.

He's basically that pic of Nicole Kidman after she divorced Tom Cruise right now.

Anyway, I really do think if the whole Katelyn/Sam threat wasn't looming over everyone's heads, there would be a lot more open disseention to all this, but a lot of what I've seen on tiktok and insta has been people being like, "well I will be happy for him, but Sam better not try it," so he was smart to choose now to have his Moment lol.

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is it just me or did m wear lingerie/a bra to coachella? and that newspaper outfit colby wore, it wasn't that good. his other outfit wasn't that bad.

I don't know for sure; it had little sleeves attached to it, so 🤷‍♀️. I mean, I'm not gonna judge if she was; girl can rock it lol.

I actually didn't hate the newspaper outfit entirely, although I think I liked the black version on day 2 better (cause they look like they are the same, or am I tripping?). But I wish he hadn't worn his hiking tank top under the black outfit on day 2. So, I'm conflicted.

Sam's day 2 outfit, btw, is exactly what I'd expect a man nicknamed yachtbach to wear.

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Ok, anon, I have to be honest - I saw this ask before your other one and had no clue what was happening here. I thought I was being punked lol.

Anyway, I have heard about that situation and those rumors, but I personally have not seen enough "evidence" to fully support the stories floating around, so I'm going to chalk it up to whichever emoji equals rumor for now.

I'm also going to say this: take things you hear from certain parties with a grain of salt if you aren't being given a lot of visual evidence/receipts. Whisper down the alley on the internet is a real thing, especially when it includes gossip about someone a lot of people want a reason to not like.

Not saying this stuff is or isn't true, but it's always safer to err on the side of caution when being presented with a rumor with no true receipts or proof behind it. Always treat a rumor as fiction until proven otherwise, just in case it's a false one. 🤷‍♀️

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