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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (June 12th, 2021 “The Set cuts Jake Awesome”

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Episode: 482

Location: The Berrics in Los Angeles, California

Date: Friday June 12th, 2021

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Episode: 481

Location: The Berrics in Los Angeles, California

Date: June 4th, 2021

How to watch: VICE TV 10PM Eastern

Opening Segment: THE TRANSITION OF ROMEO - We have rainbow flags, streamers, male dancers.

The All Man introduces his wife Tenille Dashwood and then she introduces the new XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Romeo Roselli

- Romeo comes out carried by 4 chippendale characters like a King.

- The World Champion Romeo Roselli takes the mic and says that, All Man & Tenille and him are in a polyamorous relationship. They are all a couple. Romeo then tells All Man that he is now known as the All Trans!

- Golden Bryce hits the ring, He is very angry and serious. Bryce says that he doesn't care about Romeo, Tenille and All Trans do in their spare time. Bryce says he respects Romeo for cashing in his Case Your Luck briefcase in advance. Sure I got the finally achieve the thing that's been haunting me for three years, winning in the main event of the biggest show of the year, however little did I know 48 hours later you would take that title right off of me. I'm here to say congratulations. However I have to let you know, you already know. I have a rematch clause and I have a choice of when to enact that very clause. So at The Devil's Playhouse I will challenge you 1 on 1 for that very XPWEW World Title. Big celebration, Lotta color, Lotta streamers and I doubt these gentleman were cheap. But Romeo you've been around for over 10 years, You won the title but you'll find it's harder to stay at the top than it is to be at the top.

- - Romeo. Bryce, that was boring to me.

Bryce, I'm not accepting that offer. Not at all, Not until you prove yourself. Tonight you take on the All Trans.

Bryce: Romeo, glady.

- XPWEW Heatwave commercial

6 Person Tag

M1: Exodus, Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine def. Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver & Chrissy Rivera (w/ Alveno La Flare)

Backstage: Leonard McGraw enters the building angry, as he will come face to face with Troy Clausen tonight to discuss his suspension.

Devil's Playhouse Qualifying Match

M2: Jacques Dudley def. Jay Briscoe (c) (w/ Mark Briscoe)

After the match: Jacques cuts a promo about how he should be considered a serious contender for the devil's playhouse match on the 27th

In ring segment: Troy Clausen enters with Champagne Clausen and before they bring Leonard out to the ring. Leonard is going to try to console Leonard McGraw about his recent suspension.

We learn that Teddy Long has been relieved of his duties and will not return to be the General Manager of Friday Night Pyro.

We then find out that a replacement for Nick Simmonds is in order; and Joey Styles will be returning to the booth with Kaitlyn Khaos. Champagne takes a dig at Simmonds calling him the 50 year old virgin.

- Leonard McGraw enters

- Troy Clausen explains to Leonard why he will remain suspended and won't be competing at the Devil's Playhouse pay-per-view. Leonard can't contain his anger and hits Troy Clausen with a Lariat, then Champagne attacks him, security runs in and the police arrest Leonard McGraw and beat him with billy clubs putting him ultimately in the back of the cop car.

- The Deity enters

1 on 1

M3: The Deity (c) (w/ Tito Santana) def. Ashley Vox

After the match Lotus attacks her and out of anger Doxy FIRES Tito Santana!!!!!

GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!! GO AWAY YOU OLD MAN!!!! GET OUTT!!!!!

- Backstage: alveno La Flare and Jake Awesome have a heart to heart when learning they will team up next week against The Briscoes. Alveno jokes, don't turn on me now my brother. LExoni laughs eerily a Ruckus is just chilling

Romeo Roselli joins commentary

- 1 on 1

M4: Golden Bryce def. All Trans (w/ Tenille Dashwood)

After the match Romeo sprays mace in the eyes of Bryce and then beats him with the belt he pulled off of a fans jeans over and over. Romeo laughs about it as the show comes to a close!

#XPWEW #Friday Night Pyro #XPWEW Pyro #XPWEW 6/12/2021 #Pyro #Jake Awesome #The Set #Alveno La Flare

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (June 4th, 2021)

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Episode: 481

Location: The Berrics in Los Angeles, California

Date: June 4th, 2021

How to watch: VICE TV 10PM Eastern

Opening Segment: THE TRANSITION OF ROMEO - We have rainbow flags, streamers, male dancers.

The All Man introduces his wife Tenille Dashwood and then she introduces the new XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Romeo Roselli

- Romeo comes out carried by 4 chippendale characters like a King.

- - Romeo. Bryce, that was boring to me.

Bryce, I'm not accepting that offer. Not at all, Not until you prove yourself. Tonight you take on the All Trans.

Bryce: Romeo, glady.

- XPWEW Heatwave commercial

6 Person Tag

M1: Exodus, Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine def. Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver & Chrissy Rivera (w/ Alveno La Flare)

Backstage: Leonard McGraw enters the building angry, as he will come face to face with Troy Clausen tonight to discuss his suspension.

Devil's Playhouse Qualifying Match

M2: Jacques Dudley def. Jay Briscoe (c) (w/ Mark Briscoe)

After the match: Jacques cuts a promo about how he should be considered a serious contender for the devil's playhouse match on the 27th

In ring segment: Troy Clausen enters with Champagne Clausen and before they bring Leonard out to the ring. Leonard is going to try to console Leonard McGraw about his recent suspension.

We learn that Teddy Long has been relieved of his duties and will not return to be the General Manager of Friday Night Pyro.

- Leonard McGraw enters

- The Deity enters

1 on 1

M3: The Deity (c) (w/ Tito Santana) def. Ashley Vox

After the match Lotus attacks her and out of anger Doxy FIRES Tito Santana!!!!!

GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!! GO AWAY YOU OLD MAN!!!! GET OUTT!!!!!

Romeo Roselli joins commentary

- 1 on 1

M4: Golden Bryce def. All Trans (w/ Tenille Dashwood)

After the match Romeo sprays mace in the eyes of Bryce and then beats him with the belt he pulled off of a fans jeans over and over. Romeo laughs about it as the show comes to a close!

#XPWEW #Friday Night Pyro #XPWEW 6/4/21

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 9/4/2020

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: September 4th, 2020 Episode: 442 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

-Intro song plays- and both participants are in the ring already and boom the Number 1 Contendership Match for Leonard McGraw's XPWEW World Title is on! The undefeated El Demonio (3-0) and Joe Gacy (6-9-1) with 4 of those wins being in the last month, Upward trajectory. (Leonard is the world champion and his record is spotty)

Number 1 contedendership Match 1 on 1 M1: El Demonio def. Joe Gacy (w/ Audrey Carbine) ***MATCH OF THE NIGHT***

(Amazing back and forth battle with two clashing styles, Ultimately a Pedrigree Package Piledriver from Demonio put away the death machine for the 1-2-3 and Carbine can't control herself from defending her fellow partner, Gacy (who burned her in a 'Ring of Fire' match just two weeks ago, they gained some mutual respect in that match) - Carbine locks on 'The Art of Ballistics' chicken wing on Demonio to which XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion: Leonard McGraw runs down to the ring and runs at rapid speed with his Buckshot clothesline from hell, Demonio while being choked by Carbine, McGraw clotheslines both of them with a wicked lariat. Leonard is unhinged, However Gacy has the title and he's about to whack McGraw with it from behind, McGraw turns around and has a stardown with Joe Gacy who is holding his world title, McGraw stares into Gacy's soul. Gacy then lets his guard down, holds McGraw's belt out from him and then spits a gigantic loogie on McGraw's World Title and then drops it on the ground. McGraw starts swining wildly and him and Gacy trade punches until Gacy verbally submits with an "okay okay okay" Gacy slides out of the ring in congruence with a stunned Audrey Carbine as they walk backward up the ramp, McGraw helps El Demonio up from the canvas and Demonio grabs a microphone. El Demonio: "LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!!!" ESCALA DE LA MURETA!!!!!!!!!!! McGraw: *extends handshake* Demonio: accepts handshake, McGraw tightens his grip and aggressively pulls Demonio nose to nose with him. McGraw: "I don't speak spanish but..I'm not a afraid of heights but son I'll shove that God damn Ladder up your ass. And Joe Gacy, you big crooked nose bastard! Look at me! You like to spit huh? Next week come on down, spit on these ladders, lube it up so I can stick it up both y'all's asses" - McGraws music plays....What a segment.

In ring segment: Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli with his new protegé Doxy Deity (Romeo speaks on the importance of his briefcase and that at any time he can become the world champion, Who's to say I don't climb that ladder next week!) - Jake Awesome (c) enters with Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver (c) (Jake speaks on his recent run-in with Milwaukee Bucks player Giannis Antetokounmp and how he is still the INTERNATIONAL champion and Giannis is still not a champion. You wouldn't dare cash in on me, So I'll do one better. Next week. I'll defend the International Title. But if I win you gotta hand your briefcase over to a member of The Set that I feel has earned it. (Myron, Kotto & Jordan stand confidently) Jake: and Romeo, I doubt you'll pass the test Doxy Deity: Jake, I doubt you could pass a piss test, you are on more gas than Citgo..So bring those Spongebob Squarepants blow up muscles next week and my man will become the new International Champion Jake: *chuckles* that's cute, Doxy, is that your name? Doxy? Speak ill on my name and I'll dox you and your whole family. I myself will find every member of your family and kick their f****** teeth down their throat, So watch your mouth (Myron, Kotto & Jordan jawjacking at Romeo however the subtitles can't process it)

The Tessa Blanchard XPWEW Women's Title Open Challenge 1 on 1 M2: Tessa Blanchard (c) def. Kiera Hogan * Lotus' music plays as if to cash in her CYL briefcase, nothing happens. Tessa mouths off, Open Challenge bitch! Open challenge for a reason! I ain't scared of you little girl!

Backstage: Locker room we see Garrett Thompson at a locker looking through his gym bag; when former XPWEW Champion Champagne Clausen waltzes up pretending as if he just bumped into him Garrett: Can I help you? Champagne: Oh.....well I can help myself. Last year in October I was in a sea full of hicks and I won the world title, and Garrett: I said can I help you not can I listen to you, I'm not interested in hearing your bull**** today Champagne: Ah, I see GT. Is it because you've never been a world champion? Hmm Sure 2013 you main evented Lockdown 5 in a what, multi man 4 way dance. And wait you lost, as a matter of fact Garrett you were the first man eliminated. Garrett: stares intensely Champagne: In this industry I am here and you are...right here. You don't measure up.. Garrett decks Champagne and they start slugging it out in the locker room with fiery fists until Ethan Bedlam and 3M3 break them up, Champagne has a bloody lip Champagne: You wanna box? You wanna bare knuckle box boy huh, This ain't Rocky huh, jobbers....... Ethan Bedlam: You got a death wish? Champagne: If he wants to box, then let's box...

- Jacques Dudley enters - Masato Tanaka enters

1 on 1 M3: Masato Tanaka def. Jacques Dudley in a hard fought win between these veterans, Jacques walks off looking defeated... James Westerbeck holds a post match interview with Tanaka at ringside, Tanaka says I am striving to win the world title before I call it a career, I'm far from done. ( Joe Gacy comes out and spits in Tanaka's face, Tanaka goes to retaliate and Gacy just irish whips him into the ringpost, Audrey Carbine holds Tanaka still and Gacy takes a steel chair, scares away James Westerbeck with it then with Tanaka's head of the steel steps, Gacy smashes the chair over Tanaka's head and walks away and when Tanaka rolls over he's covered in a bloody crimson mask. Gruesome attack on Masato Tanaka from The Death Machines

- Anarchy Rules 2020 PPV ad - 16 days away!!!! - VICE TV is free to stream ALL SEPTEMBER ad!!!

Tag Team Match M4: The Set (Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) w/ Jordan Oliver (c) def. The Vaudevillains of The Marauder Simon Gotch & Drama King Aiden English w/ Mandy Leon - Myron picked up the win over Gotch in the finish after hitting the clout cutter, Jake Awesome walks out on stage and applauds The Set and then has a chat with Myron (possibly because he picked up the win for the team, If Awesome defeats Roselli next week maybe Myron is who 'deserves' the Case Your Luck briefcase PENDING IF AWESOME successfully defeats Romeo Roselli next week)

- 1/2 of the XPWEW Tag Team Champions: Golden Bryce enters (We see Alveno watching on a monitor backstage, rooting his cousin on) - Former World Champion: Ruckus enters with Siaka Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera of The SET

1 on 1 Lockdown Seven Rematch M5: Ruckus def. Golden Bryce (c)

After the match 1/2 of the XPWEW Tag Team Champions: Alveno La Flare comes down the ramp to console Bryce on his loss, Ruckus and Lexoni with Rivera mock Alveno doing 'crybaby' faces as they laugh up the ramp. The Set is victorious as Pyro comes to a close. Alveno extends his hand and helps Bryce to his feet, As it appears they might be defending those Tag Titles against The Set on the 20th at Anarchy Rules

Show Ends

#xpwew #friday night pyro #leonard mcgraw #el demonio #joe gacy #audrey carbine #golden bryce #ruckus #jake awesome #the set #kaitlyn khaos #Masato Tanaka

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 8/28/2020

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: Friday August 28th, 2020 Episode: 441 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

Show kicks off without missing a beat, XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw stomps to the ring to The Set already in the ring consisting of XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver with Former XPWEW Tag Team Champs Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil with Chrissy Rivera behind them. Leonard McGraw enters and then Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli makes his grandiose entrance to the ring, Kaitlyn Khaos points out that despite Leonard and Romeo being partners in this 2 on 3 melee tonight, Romeo does possess the CYL briefcase that he won at All Or Nothing last July, and that by proxy means that World Champion Leonard McGraw should be weary that they may be partners tonight but might be adversaries in the distant future. So throughout the course of the match Leonard is not very chummy with Romeo as they tag here tonight against The Set.

2 vs 3 Melee Tag Team Match M1: Leonard McGraw (c) & Romeo Roselli def. Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil (w/ Chrissy Rivera) - The fall occurs when Romeo hits a superkick from a springboard attempt from Myron Reed where he pins Reed for the fall, McGraw sizes up Romeo like he is about to connect a clothesline but the camera doesn't catch a creeping up Jordan Oliver, the camera quickly shifts and Leonard springs to clothesline Jordan out of his shoes. Romeo turns around in the nick of time just enough to sell the moment that Leonard may have been thinking of attacking him from behind because of Leonard's known 'DTA' (Don't Trust Anybody) mentality. Romeo picks up a microphone from the corner. Romeo: Leonard, I'm not stupid. To you I might dress stupid, I might look stupid, I might even sound un-intelligent but I'm not, I know that I am indeed Mister Case Your Luck! I know that anytime within the next 331 days, I could cash this in on you right now, and I see you huffing and puffing gaspin for air, I'd take you with ease Leonard: (slowly grabs mic from Romeo) LEONARD TACKLES ROMEO TO THE GROUND AND ATTACKS HIM and Leonard starts striking Romeo with a flurry of fists over and over, until Romeo Roselli rolls out of the ring, Leonard kicks his briefcase out of the ring. - General Manager Troy Clausen enters Troy: Romeo, didn't you used to re-store the order around here, You two don't get along but you damn sure are gonna get along next week because next week it's gonna be Leonard McGraw and Romeo Roselli versus The Marauder Simon Gotch & The Drama King Aiden English!

Commentary Desk: Masato Tanaka joins the desk with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds and speaks that he wants to win the XPWEW World Title again and he knows he has a record of 3-8 but he's calling out Jacques Dudley next week who doesn't have the best record either; "Let's both get a W brother, may the best man win"

Tag Team Match M2: The Marauder Simon Gotch & Drama King Aiden English (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Jake "Man Scout" Manning & Bully Jaxon

Backstage segment: Doxy Deity reveals that her 'career strategist' is Romeo Roselli... I guess Romeo has a manager and so does Doxy

1 on 1 M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Romeo Roselli) def. Kiera Hogan

Tag Team Match M4: Champagne Clausen & Garrett Thompson def. Based Fabian & GG (w/ Genevalisse)

Backstage Segment: Giannis Antetokounmpo is hyping himself up with a few of his Milwaukee Bucks teammates, Says he is a real International Champion and Says He's gonna treat Jake Awesome just like his favorite basketball team Orlando Magic (Tampa is only a hour from Orlando, so)

NEXT WEEK! Joe Gacy vs El Demonio has 'World Title Shot' implications Recap: Ring of Fire match between Gacy and Carbine, James Westerbeck shows a mini-documentary video of the burns Carbine suffered at Heatwave 2 Sundays ago. Audrey Carbine says she understands what she got into and she actually respects Death Machine Joe Gacy even more for it. (How does burning your tag team partner help the tag team???)

Vignette: Olivia Whitewater [Current ABA Champion] coming soon

Backstage: New XPWEW Women's Champion: Tessa Blanchard speaking directly into the camera, "When I entered XPWEW the culture immediately changed, and things are gonna change around here and as for Lotus, I suggest your watch yourself freak, because I got eyes in the back of my head"

Tag Team Match M5: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. 3M3 (3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo) Nick Simmonds: "Are the greatest tag team (Lexoni/Ruckus) on their way back up the mountain?

<Nick Simmonds asks for a post-match in-ring interview with Ruckus and Lexoni - Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare come out and go back and forth on the mic saying they beat "their boys" at Heatwave (referring to Kotto & Myron)

1 on 1 M6: Alveno La Flare (w/ Golden Bryce) def. Ethan Bedlam

- Jake Awesome enters with Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver (THE SET) - Giannis Antetokounmpo enters with a few Milwaukee Buck players and staff members (also Troy Clausen, Micheal Bradford for some reason)

6 foot 9 versus 6 foot 9 XPWEW International Championship on the line 1 on 1 M7: Giannis Antetokounmp def. Jake Awesome (c) when Giannis connects with a samoan drop; The match is very campy as most celebrity crossovers are but it's must watch tv regardless, After Giannis connects the big drop, Jake rolls out of the ring and Referee Kevin Madrox counts to 10 and Giannis Antetokounmp wins by countout but the title does not change hands, Jake Awesome gets last minute heat by saying "Lakers in 4" Giannis ignores Jake and The Set and instead celebrates his...countout victory Show Ends

#Jake Awesome #giannis antetokounmpo #xpwew pyro #friday night pyro #xpwew friday night pyro #golden bryce #XPWEW Anarchy Rules #Ruckus #Siaka Lexoni #Alveno La Flare #Myron Reed #Jordan Oliver

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 8/21/2020

XPWEW Friday Night PYRODate: August 21st, 2020Episode: 440Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST +HEATWAVE 2020 highlight reel to the instrumental tune of 'Hot' by Young Thug & Gunna+ Cold Open: (Silence) (Standing in the ring L to R Chrissy Rivera, Kotto Brazil, Jordan Oliver, Jake Awesome, Siaka Lexoni, Ruckus, Myron Reed)Ruckus: I got one thing to say, F*** Leonard McGraw and I got another thing to say F*** Golden Bryce and alright F*** Alveno too. Now I got my money from being world champ, I got it, I had it, I threw a couple racks in the safe for my kids, but I want gold back, In fact me and Siaka Lexoni want the gold backSiaka: Bryce, you bum, Alveno you clout chasing leaching ass bum, Lexoni and Ruckus, the goats is back and we want the gold!Jake: Myron and Kotto you'll live to fight another dayMyron: You right Jake, we will, we will fight back to a championship and unlike the Milwaukee Bucks we'll actually HAD a championship- Milwaukee Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo comes down to the ring in a "All Man 1-0" green and white t-shirtGiannis: The Set, got set up. You dudes lost the tag team belts. (Myron/Kotto) This guy cheated to keep his belt (Jordan) You just flat out lost. (Chrissy) and you! short stock. Lost bad to my main man Lenny McGraw...(awkward) yeehaw! (Ruckus)Jake: Nice shirt, much like your tenure with The Bucks it's not gonna age well, Giannis I'm only 30, your 25, We're both 6 foot 9. But I'm like Lebron James in the squared circle and I'm just built different.Giannis: Is that so? Well I'm best friends with the All Man and he told me, I should challenge you 1 on 1 next week of XPWEW!Jake: I'm sure you won't be busy with anything else (oooh)Giannis: (shoves his microphone into Jake Awesome's chest and they engage in a 6 foot 9 stare down, until Giannis smirks and leaves the ring looking unconcerned about The Set, who fretted like they were going to multi-man attack Giannis, but they second guessed their usual tactics and Giannis walked away like a badass on his own accord.) - Leonard McGraw enters and fist bumps Giannis Antetokounmpo on his way to the ring (Giannis exist) 1 on 1Champion vs ChampionM1: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Jordan Oliver (c) w/ Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil at ringsidePost match: Myron and Kotto attempt to jump McGraw to which Romeo Roselli hits the ring and superkicks Myron while Leonard clotheslines Kotto, Jordan scampers and Jordan says "Alright, losers. Romeo you nothing but a clout chaser, Next week we make a challenge The 3 of us! versus the 2 of you!Leonard: Hahaha Pack a lunch, p*****s Tag Team MatchM2: Simon Gotch & Drama King (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Based Fabian & GGPost match: A sweaty Marauder Simon Gotch simply says "we are tag team wrestling, redefined!" Drama King SINGS "Re-DE-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIned!" In ring segment: Death Machines: Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine engage in a civil meeting.Audrey: Even tho I'm burned, my shoulders and back are constantly swarming with pain every time I toss and turn in bed and every waking moment I',m reminded of you, you are easily the most nasty, vile, disgusting human I've ever met....(Joe Gacy snot-rockets out his left nostril)But I do respect you!Joe: I respect you even though you are the most pretentious, self ego inflating, fake bitch..I have respect for you and together by Anarchy Rules. I want us to be the XPWEW Tag Team ChampionsAudrey: I'm in (handshake) Tag Team MatchM3: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam Ad: Anarchy Rules 2020 is September 20th, 2020 only on FITE TV | Use Promo Code: PYR0 to earn 10% off but use this code before midnight to apply Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds announce why you should tune in next week August 28th to XPWEW Friday Night Pyro. Yes! You are not going insane or hearing this incorrectly the XPWEW International Champion: Jake Awesome will be taking on NBA MVP nominee Small Forward for the Milwaukee Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo. It is the 6'9 battle in Jake vs Giannis! Also, Doxy Deity is scheduled to reveal her "career specialist" to the world, 2 on 3 melee as the new XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw teams with Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli as they take on THE SET: XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver & Former Tag Champs Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil; + Ruckus and Siaka Lexoni return to the ring as a team for the first time in over 2 years against Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam! Tune in! 1 on 1M4: Tessa Blanchard (c) def. Kiera Hogan [Priscilla Kelly watches from the commentary desk]During the match: Lotus comes down with her Case Your Luck briefcase which just makes Tessa weary but she doesn't attempt to cash in, only applauds Tessa after her win where they exchange words we can not hear however In ring segment: Doxy Deity wishes Thunder Rosa the best of luck elsewhere (alluding to Thunder Rosa ditching XPWEW for AEW, her first appearance for AEW is scheduled literally 24 hours from now according to online reddit spoilers). I'm going to re-gain my Women's Championship again and I'm going to do it with the help of a career specialist. And next week I reveal that very person, a person who knows how to win matches in this promotion, see you next week for my groundbreaking announcement! Main Event1 on 1M5: El Demonio def. Champagne Clausen After the match: El Demonio on the microphone in his native tongue of Spanish "Leonardo McGraw, ‘Quiero el Mundo’ which translates in english to "Leonard McGraw, I want the world"Show ends

#xpwew #Friday Night Pyro #xpwew friday night pyro #el demonio #leonard mcgraw #jake awesome #jake awesome vs giannis antetokounmp #giannis antetokounmpo #Golden Bryce #alveno la flare #ruckus #ruckus and lexoni

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XPWEW HEATWAVE 2020 (8-16-2020)

Date: August 16th, 2020 Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California Channel: FITE TV pay-per-view stream for $24.99

- Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli enters - XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

1 on 1 XPWEW Juniorweight Championship Title on the line! M1: Jordan Oliver (c) (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. Romeo Roselli and retains his title [Siaka is ejected from ringside for trying to help cheat mid-way through the match]

- Ms. Case Your Luck Lotus enters - Rosemary enters (dressed in a Slayer cosplay) 1 on 1 M2: Lotus def. Rosemary via submission (helm sharpshooter) [Rosemary vowed if she were to lose this match then she will no longer haunt Lotus thus leaving XPWEW forever]

Promo: XPWEW Anarchy Rules 2020 on PPV | September 20th, 2020

- All Man enters with All Woman - Jake Awesome enters with Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni

1 on 1 Falls Count Anywhere M3: Jake Awesome (w/ Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni) def. All Man (w/ All Woman) **BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT HEEL JAKE VS FACE ALL MAN WAS BLOODY AND GRUESOME**

* James Westerbeck is standing outside The Set's locker room trying to get a pre-match interview with the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion, Jake Awesome sweaty and bloody storms by and slams Westerbeck through the dry-wall "NO QUESTIONS! GOD DAMN IT"

- Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare enters - Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil enter with Jordan Oliver

Tag Team Match XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line! M4: Gold Flame (Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare) def. The Set (Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) [w/ Jordan Oliver] ***WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: GOLDEN BRYCE AND ALVENO LA FLARE***

Promo: Golden Bryce BANG! Energy commercial

- Champagne Clausen enters - ABA Men's Champion El Demonio enters

1 on 1 M5: El Demonio def. Champagne Clausen [post-match Champagne swings a steel chair against the ring post in anger he lost a match on pay-per-view to a 'minor' leaguer

- Doxy Deity enters (Nick Simmonds points out Doxy looks lost without Thunder Rosa by her side, ofcourse Rosa lost her ABA Women's Title to Olivia Whitewater at the Awesome Bomb Academy 'Summerfest' last weekend - Chrissy Rivera enters with Siaka Lexoni - Tessa Blanchard enters - XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly enters

Four Way Dance XPWEW World Women's Championship on the line! M6: Tessa Blanchard def. Priscilla Kelly, Doxy Deity & Chrissy Rivera (w/ Siaka Lexoni)

+ Tessa eliminates Doxy Deity + Chrissy Rivera eliminates Priscilla Kelly [we are guaranteed a new women's champion tonight at Heatwave] + Tessa Blanchard defeats Chrissy Rivera for the 1-2-3 and Tessa Blanchard is the NEW! XPWEW World Women's Champion here tonight a monumental moment in XPWEW Women's history! What a moment!

- Audrey Carbine enters - Joe Gacy enters

RING OF FIRE Match (Battle of Death Machines) M7: Joe Gacy def. Audrey Carbine

[Finish occurs when Gacy irish-whips Carbine and she slides through the bottom rope completely swooshing past the flames and rolls around until the fire ceases and Gacy sadistiacally smiles and then attacks her post match leaving her in a heap, Carbine still stands up and Gacy turns back down the ramp and attacks her again but EMTs hold Gacy back and he just steps past like he's going to mess Carbine up, then like a little cheat just slaps her hard across the face which is even more insulting]

- Leonard McGraw enters - Ruckus enters [The Set banned from ringside]

1 on 1 XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship on the line! M8: Leonard McGraw def. Ruckus (clean win)

Leonard McGraw celebrates as the show goes off the air with Leonard boosting into the wet camera lens.

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 8-14-20

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: August 14th, 2020 Episode: 439 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

We are joined by our commentary team Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds who inform us that tonight XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver of THE SET will celebrate being champion for 1 full year tonight in the middle of the ring; ahead of his title defense this Sunday against Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli. Also, All Man has invited Jake Awesome to a dinner tonight "on the house" we have footage of that very event that we will air later in the show. Yes, they brawled at Scott Steiner's Shoney's restaurant in Georgia

- Golden Bryce enters with Alveno La Flare - XPWEW Tag Team Champion Kotto Brazil enters with his partner Myron Reed, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni

M1: Golden Bryce (w/ Alveno La Flare) def. Kotto Brazil (w/ Myron Reed, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)

(Lola Starr already in the ring) - Lotus enters M2: Lotus def. Lola Starr in under a minute (Rosemary vows to "go away" if Lotus can banish the curse of her Sunday at Heatwave)

In ring segment: XPWEW Women's Champion: Priscilla Kelly speaks at lengths on potential rumors about her loyalty to XPWEW; Tessa Blanchard enters and calls Priscilla a weakling, Priscilla responds questioning Tessa's morals in a tongue and cheek way as to underhandedly mention how she left IMPACT. Enters Doxy Deity (without Thunder Rosa, who lost her ABA Women's Title last Saturday at The Summerfest). Doxy implies she's the only homegrown XPWEW women's talent, Tessa wants a payday and attention and Priscilla is only famous because her husband is Darby Allin. Then enters The Set's Siaka Lexoni who in tow with Chrissy Rivera calls her the underdog for the match at Heatwave. All 4 women stare off but Tessa comes out of this segment looking like a star.

1 on 1 M3: Champagne Clausen def. Dragon Kid

El Demonio pops a bottle of Champagne and pours it out off the stage to imply he's not afraid of Champagne Clausen when they meet one on one at Heatwave. Champagne screams "Death to Lucha Libre! I AM LUCHA LIBRE!"

Pre-recorded Segment: Jake Awesome pulls up to an empty Shoneys irl owned by Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner in Acworth, Georgia and him and All Man have a very cinematic brawl with food and restaurant furniture ahead of their match at Heatwave, ultimately ending with All Man running away before Awesome can truly get his hands on him. The filming of this brawl was very similar to the pre-taped matches like Stadium Stampede or Firefly Fun House Match from Wrestlemania 36

- Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam - The Marauder Simon Gotch enters with Drama King and Mandy Leon

Tag Team Match M4: Simon Gotch & Drama King (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam

*Huge win for The Vaudevillians and Garrett is f u r i o u s with Bedlam blemishing his record (Leonard McGraw beat GT last week 1 on 1 which snapped GT's 8 win streak is the significance)

(Audrey Carbine watching on a monitor) - Joe Gacy enters - GG enters

1 on 1 M5: Death Machine Joe Gacy def. GG (The match ends when Joe Gacy ignites a flaming table and powerbombs GG through it to send a message to Audrey ahead of their 'Ring of Fire' match going down This Sunday at Heatwave 2020

* Jordan Oliver's 1 year Juniorweight Title celebration party * Jordan boosts about his record and 1 year title reign, Siaka praises him, Myron and Kotto gift him some random junk, Romeo Roselli crashes the party and says savor the time because it ends Sunday then Romeo looks over and tells Ruckus "same goes for you" Ruckus bucks up to Romeo to which Leonard McGraw runs down and attacks Ruckus but the numbers of The Set outweigh McGraw yet again however Romeo helps and then The Set beat them down but ultimately Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare come down and now the numbers aren't so much in The Set's favor but a stare down between Leonard, Romeo, Alveno & Bryce in the ring as they respectively stare down (at the stage) Ruckus, Jordan, Myron & Kotto (w/ Siaka Lexoni) as the show ends! We'll see you this sunday @ HEAWAVE

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (8-7-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: August 7th, 2020 Episode: 438 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

- XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome enters the ring accompanied by Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera, XPWEW Tag Team Champs Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil & XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver of The Set (GG is already in the ring. this show gets the match going right out the gate.) 1 on 1 M1: Jake Awesome (w/ Lexoni, Rivera, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver) def. GG

- After the match: Jake Awesome addresses "Ruckus is not here tonight because he's relocating a home for himself and his family after that breathing, walking, sweating secriment bag of trash Leonard McGraw thought it right to burn his home down on national television. My goal has ALWAYS been to rid McGraw from XPWEW and now he's crossed the line with me! he's crossed the line with The Set and now we will eradicate Leoanrd McGraw from this mortal plane, I would take blissful pleasure in squeezing the life out of that... *a red and white truck enters the stage-way and in the front seat is The All Woman: Tenille Dashwood who pulls up and even bumps the ring as she drives into it, The Set (except Ruckus who isn't here tonight) just stare blankly, Tenille honks the horn and then, All Man jumps out of the back of the truck with a water hose that is spritzing milk. YES! All Man is spraying The Set with a MILK TRUCK right now on Friday Night Pyro! WHAT A MOMENT!!! Jake is soaked, Chrissy Rivera behind him avoiding the milk splash, Kotto and Myron are using their tag team titles as shields from the milk and Jordan Oliver and Siaka are sliding and slipping around, All Woman starts to grab cartons of milk from the crate inside the truck and fling them with speed at Jake and Rivera. After a full minute of non stop spraying; All Man stops to point at the Heatwave logo on the screen to signal a match between him and Jake at the upcoming pay-per-view in just 9 days. Unbelievable! What a perfect segment that obviously took heavy inspiration from the Kurt Angle 2001 segment with The Alliance.

In ring segment: Mandy Leon along with her client Simon Gotch introduce their friend "The Maestro" Drama King (Formerly known as Aiden English in WWE) Drama King enters and just like that they will be known as Drama King & Simon Gotch "The Maestro Marauders"

Tag Team Match M2: Simon Gotch & Drama King (w/ Mandy Leon) def. 3M3 (3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo)

Backstage segment: Ms. Case Your Luck Lotus is talking to herself looking into a mirror and in a glance she sees a vision of 'Rosemary' haunting her "The devil went down to Heatwave, and she was looking for a briefcase to steal ahahahahahahaha" (very eerie)

- Jake "The Man Scout" Manning enters - Champagne Clausen blindsides him during his entrance and bloodies his nose 1 on 1 M3: Champagne Clausen def. Jake "The Man Scout" Manning After the match - Champagne presses the microphone up to Jake Manning's mouth "Say I'm the best" ...."your" 'SAY IT!" "you're the best" Champagne: Exactly! I am a former world heavyweight champion. Now last week I was rudely interrupted by a promo of a .... [El Demonio promo airs] *lights go black* *El Demonio appears in the ring and kicks the mic out of Champagne's hand* *Champagne goes to clothesline Demonio and misses to which Demonio kicks him and then attempts to grab him but Champagne ducks out of the ring and mocks Demonio* and over commentary Kaitlyn Khaos says it is official these two will go 1 on 1 at Heatwave next Sunday!

Backstage Interview: James Westerbeck is with Garrett Thompson, GT: I know Leonard McGraw very very well, and tonight I'm going to permanently crease his face. Bedlam bucks up at James Westerbeck and laughs when he flinches.

Pre-recorded segment: Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine of the death machines are told by the psychologist to say something nice about the other (Death machine) Joe Gacy: Something nice? Audrey, you are an overbearing bitch... Audrey: Hmm, Joe..your breath stinks and you're fat and you are the living breathing human incarnation of shit Psychologist: Ok ok ok let's try a different exercise. Joe I would like you to gift Audrey and Audrey I would like you to return the favor? If you could present a gift, what would that be?...Audrey for example you could buy Joe a toothbrush and Joe you could give Audrey um a Snickers bar, perhaps Audrey: I got a gift, how about in 9 days at XPWEW Heatwave. I gift you the ass-kicking that I've been holding back for the past few months... Joe: How about I give you the idea..of making that match, A Ring of Fire match......(camera pans to a 3rd chair in the corner) Troy Clausen: I'll allow it!

- XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly joins commentary with Khaos & Nick Simmonds

Tag Team Match M4: Doxy Deity & Thunder Rosa def. Kiera Hogan & Genevalisse

After the match, Doxy calls Priscilla a "lazy champion" so I'll make a challenge to any woman in the world to face me, because I'm the REAL measuring stick in women's professional wrestling today - Tessa Blanchard enters Tessa Blanchard: Doxy, I don't even know who you are and Priscilla you are nothing more than a woman who is overhype and overrated. I'm the best women's wrestler in the world and I'll show Thunder Rosa a thing or two next week when I make my debut. But news flash, ladies the women's division just got better. Because I am Tessa Blanchard and I am undeniable...FOREVER and at Heatwave. I'm the new XPWEW Women's Champion, so stand in my way. I dare you

1 on 1 M5: Myron Reed (w/ Kotto Brazil) def. Alveno La Flare (w/ Golden Bryce)

- Brian Lee enters - Romeo Roselli enters

1 on 1 M6: Romeo Roselli (CYL) def. 911 Brian Lee

- Garrett Thompson enters - Leonard McGraw enters

1 on 1 M7: Leonard McGraw def. Garrett Thompson

After the match a man in a black hoodie that appears to be Ruckus comes out to blindside, McGraw but McGraw snatches him and un-hoods him to be some no-name guy who looks somewhat like Ruckus, but that distraction has McGraw looking at the screen to Ruckus who is in Texas outside McGraw's house with his fiance Ryu inside the home, Ruckus threatens to go inside but says I could be a coward like you a burn this mother****** down right now while you are miles away but I'm a man, I'm gonna wait until you come home. So next week, stay home. and don't call 911 like a coward. Because I'm gonna walk into your home next week on this show and MAKE IT MY HOME. See you next week pimpin...... Show ends with McGraw staring at the tron as Ruckus lurks around McGraw's home miles away in Texas with his fiance Ryu presumably inside

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-31-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: July 31st, 2020 Episode: 437 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

*All or Nothing highlights capture - Lotus wins Case Your Luck - Myron & Kotto winning the titles - Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine slugfest - Priscilla retains over Doxy - Romeo wins Case Your Luck - El Demonio wins PPV debut over Ethan Bedlam - Ruckus defeats McGraw by 1 point in Ironman Classic Bout

Opening Segment: We see The Set’s limo pull up to the parking lot area and the door opens and usually we see blunt smoke escape from the car but not this time which is odd. And slowly we see the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus with a hoodie tightly draped over his head with the title on his shoulder. GM Troy Clausen walks up Troy: Ruckus congratulations last Sunday on retaining the world title. (Ruckus undoes his hoodie) Troy: I just wanted to let you know you should have your driver park this limo somewhere safe because Leonard isn’t here, he hasn’t arrived yet and.. Ruckus: Are you trying to set me up? Troy: Set? Get it? Ruckus: Huh? Troy: Nothing, never mind I’m saying last time he was nowhere to be found he flung a chair through the windshield Ruckus: Maybe that punk learned his lesson, that he couldn’t hang with the champ for an hour and he’s afraid to show his face Troy: Tonight your gonna go 1 on 1 with GG Ruckus: I’ll do that. Boss. Thank you for letting me know Leonard ain’t here. You should fire him for missing work like the office told you when I no-showed Juneteenth. Do the right thing (Ruckus walks away: Troy ponders) (Jake Awesome exits the limo with a mean look, Jordan Oliver exits the limo with a grimace, Myron and Kotto exit the limo with a cocky grin, Siaka Lexoni exits with a serious face and head nods Clausen then lastly Chrissy Rivera exits the limo and doesn’t even look at Troy)

- The NEW XPWEW Tag Team Champions: THE SET: Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil enter with Siaka Lexoni - 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo enter

Tag Team Match M1: The SET Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. 3M3

After the match: Myron and Kotto flaunt into the camera and boost that they are the best in tag team wrestling today

Backstage: Audrey Carbine is in Troy Clausen’s office and walks in Joe Gacy Audrey: Look here comes the town idiot Gacy: Shut the f*** up Carbine Troy Clausen: Will you two jagaloons please stop just for one itty bitty second. I saw the match at All or Nothing and damn it you two could be a good team if you tried to like each other a bit now I’ve hired you both an Anger Management Psycholigist Audrey & Gacy: *Groan* (indistinct chatter of disdain) Troy: So welcome your new anger management psycholigist: (Troy Clausen turns around and quickly puts on a white lab coat) Me! Troy: Audrey, say something nice about Joe, and Joe please…please say something nice about Audrey hmm Joe: What the f*** is this Troy: Just one thing, for god sake Joe: (hocks loogie) and stares at Carbine Carbine: Do it…do it pussy Gacy: (stalling)…. (Turns over) spits in potted plant in the corner of the room and walks away (Troy Clausen and Audrey Carbine stare as Gacy leaves) Troy: Believe it or not..I think we’ve already made significant progress Carbine: (ignores Troy)

- Doxy Deity and her protege Thunder Rosa join commentary with Kailtyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds - Priscilla Kelly enters - Kiera Hogan enters with 911 Brian Lee

1 on 1 M2: Priscilla Kelly (c) def. Kiera Hogan (w/ Brian Lee) ((During the match we see Chrissy Rivera watching the match on a screen backstage with Siaka Lexoni)

(After the match: Lotus comes out with the briefcase and fakes a cash in on Priscilla who’s still a bit fresh and ready instead Lotus clocks Kiera Hogan with the briefcase and avoids 911 Brian Lee, Priscilla wipes away the blood off her lip and bows to Lotus who walking uo the ramp gets clotheslined by The Set’s Chrissy Rivera, Chrissy hits that cheap shot and then jets it up the stairs like a coward. Siaka is such a loudmouth here and it’s great classic Jimmy Hart style heat.)

In ring segment: Golden Bryce enters the ring and cuts a promo about he’s upset he didn’t win CYL the other night at ALL OR NOTHING to where he is interrupted by his old rival earlier this year in Champagne Clausen - Champagne calls Bryce a LOSER Garrett Thompson enters with a purpose, he was very close to winning the CYL in fact it came down to him and Romeo at the very end so his promo against Bryce is one of conviction that he’s the one who really lost. Garrett calls Champagne a one hit wonder to which Champagne calls Garrett a “never was”. - The Marauder Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon To which Simon Gotch calls all three of them delusional and invalids - Alveno La Flare enters annoyed with Champagne, GT and Gotch all bagging on his cousin Bryce so Alveno defends Golden Bryce his cousin as an actual proven champion and Lockdown main venter, GT quickly chimes in “well me too” (Lockdown 5) and then Alveno challenge them to a 2 on 3 match right now and here we go:

2 on 3 Tag Team Match M3: Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare def. Champagne Clausen, Garrett Thompson & “The Marauder” Simon Gotch

- After the match Golden Bryce gives Alveno a nod of approval, they work really good together however the trio of heels have no love lost as GT, Champagne & Gotch all equally despise each other and all separately disdain in their own bubbles

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- El Demonio enters

ALL OR NOTHING rematch 1 on 1 M4: El Demonio def. Ethan Bedlam

In ring segment: Romeo Roselli cuts a truly star-making promo about how his legacy was always to become XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion and now that he has possession of the Case Your Luck briefcase that’s a reality - Jordan Oliver comes out with the XPWEW Juniorweight Title and also holding Ruckus’ world title, Ruckus lags behind with Myron and Kotto and Siaka at the ramp Jordan: Lil Romeo, pimp you gonna be the only dude to cash in and lose, How bout you take the junorweight challenge before you even cross the mane Ruckus Romeo: (signals Jordan)

1 on 1 M5: Jordan Oliver def. Romeo Roselli (Interference when Garrett Thompson comes out and hits his patented elbow on Romeo to which Jordan quickly wraps up Romeo for the 1-2-3)

- Garrett then grabs the briefcase while Bedlam holds Romeo Roselli up and nails Romeo over the skull with the Case Your Luck briefcase

- On commentary Kailtyn Khoas announces Death Machines will try to work together as a team as they take on the newly formed team of Golden Bryce and his little cousin Alveno La Flare next week on Friday Night Pyro

In ring segment - Jake Awesome with a bandage on his head enters with The Set: (Jordan Oliver, Ruckus, Myron, Kotto, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni) [I gotta mention how THE SET is drippin' in gold here: Ruckus = World | Jordan = JrWeight | Myron & Kotto = Tag | Jake = International Jake: All or Nothing, was more of Something and Somewhat for The Set: Ruckus retained he squashed that maggot Leonard McGraw, Myron and Kotto got the job done against the Malfunction Machines; Good job boys. Chrissy was robbed of the women's Case Your Luck BUT I WAS GOING TO LEAD JORDAN OLIVER TO THAT BRIEFCASE. It wasn't for me, I was there to insure Jordan Oliver: The fastest rising star in XPWEW no in pro wrestling could secure the bag and if THE SET ever lost possession of the world title we would have hope. The great white hope himself Jordan Olvier to snag it right back for The SET Jordan: I have been the Juniorweight Champion for EXACTLY 355 days, that means in 10 days I will have held this title one calendar year because I'm young, dumb and fuckin OVERRRRR Jake: That's right. All Man....Let me tell you something. I thought I crippeled you and your little girlfriend but I guess I didn't get the job done. Because I'm making a challenge. Jake Awesome THE MAMMOTH. will knock Tenille Dashwood's TEETH down her FUCKIN THROAT...... - All Man and Tenille Dashwood appear on the titan tron Jordan: LOOK AT THE COWARDS! LOOK AT THE COWARDS! Jake: Via Satellite real smooth p**** All Man: Jake, you tried to kill me and that was one thing. Now you've threatened my wife. And as a MAN....I'm going to knock your teeth down your throat Jake: laughs it off All Man: I'm gonna be a Friday Night Pyro next week and I'm going to make you a challenge, that you can't refuse. Next week I'm gonna make the annoucement I want the world to hear because I WILL get my redemption and I WILL embarrass you All Woman: ............F**K YOU (Jake Awesome with his arms crossed on the rope in silence exits the ring and The Set follows)

Nick Simmonds: Wow, I'm at a loss for words. What will All Man's announcement be next week?

- GG enters

- Ruckus enters with Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Siaka Lexoni

1 on 1 M6: Ruckus def. GG

After the match on the TITANTRON: We see Leoanrd McGraw dragging a XPWEW camera man around in his truck Leonard: Well I'm here in the city of brotherly love Philadelphia, Pennsylvania aka the home of XPWEW World Champion Ruckus (Ruckus looks perplexed staring at the titan tron while standing in the ring) Leonard: Well hell would you look at that? Ruckus's house. I remember seeing this brick shit house in that VICE tv special. Well Ima just stand here on the porch and I got this jerry can here...ooops I spilt some on ya front porch (Leonard drips the jerry can all over the front porch to the mail box) (Ruckus is screaming at the titan tron like a maniac as The Set tries to calm him down) Leonard: Well hell I ain't much for smoking weed like you do, but hell I'll try anything once (Leonard pulls out a match and lights up a cigarette and inhales) (Zoom in on bug eyed ENRAGED Ruckus in the ring) (Leonard takes a big drag off the cigarette then spits it out "Bad for the lungs I can't go sixty minutes after smoking one of these sum bitches" (Leonard lights a match and stares at the camera "See you in hell Motherfu****" *throws match into gasoline*) (Ruckus' safehouse porch goes up in flames as Leoanrd stares at the camera) (Ruckus screaming and he is extremely pissed) (Ruckus' house in Philly 2700 miles away is engulfed in flames) as the show ends Show ends

#XPWEW #Friday Night Pyro #Ruckus #Leonard McGraw #Golden Bryce #Alveno La Flare #Jake Awesome #The Set

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XPWEW All Or Nothing 2020 (7-26-2020)

Date: Sunday July 26th, 2020 Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California Channel: FITE TV pay-per-view stream

(Theatrical trailer intro recapping Ruckus' title reign into the introduction of Jake Awesome into THE SET and their beatdowns on All Man, All Woman, Alveno La Flare, Golden Bryce then lastly Leonard McGraw and shows where Leonard threw a steel chair tht Ruckus' hit him with earlier in the night and throwing it through The Set's limousine windshield to Leonard defeating Bryce on the July 17th, 2020 episode of Friday Night Pyro where he challenged Ruckus to a 60 minute Ironman match for the XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship. It truly is All or Nothing for McGraw and Ruckus)

Our commentary team for the night is Kaitlyn Khaos as always joined by Nick Simmonds. Kailtyn says: "Tonight at XPWEW All or Nothing we will determining who is the 2020 Mr. Case Your Luck, Priscilla Kelly defends her title against her long rival Doxy Deity but this time will Doxy's new friendship with ABA Women's Champion Thunder Rosa prove the difference maker? Nick Simmonds then adds: "We also will see a guaranteed new tag team champions after the All Man and All Woman had to unfortunately relinquish thos titles 2 weeks ago however As well as the 1st ever women's Case Your Luck ladder match will take place right now!"

- Lotus enters - Genevalisse enters - Kiera Hogan enters with 911 Brian Lee - The Set's Chrissy Rivera enters with Siaka Lexoni

The 1st ever Women's CASE YOUR LUCK Ladder Match M1: Lotus def. Chrissy Rivera, Genevalisse & Kiera Hogan (The Set's Chrissy Rivera was inches away from capturing the briefcase but after a muay thai kick to the skull multiple times 10 foot high upon the ladder from Lotus, Chrissy hits the ropes and Lexoni is enraged at ringside trying to wake her up but it's too late as Lotus unhinges the Case Your Luck briefcase and she is the first ever woman to hold the CYL!) After the match: James Westerbeck: "Congratulations Lotus you are the very first woman to be Mrs. Case Your Luck: Lotus: Thank you for correctly addressing my preferred pronoun James, I've never been the type to mince words I think you all know that (laughs) So I'm also not the type to waste my time. I am going to cash in my Case Your Luck opportunity at Heatwave." James: Wow! What a breaking news headline! You heard it here first Lotus will cash in her Case Your Luck privilege at the XPWEW 2020 Heatwave pay-per-view (Lotus walks up the ramp but has a bit of a "moment" "staredown" with Chrissy Rivera and Siaka Lexoni as she makes her way up the ramp)

Parking Lot Area: (With a fixed windshield Leonard chaired 2 nights ago The Set's Limousine pulls up outside and the door opens and we see blunt smoke cloud the air, Out the smoke enters XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome followed by Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus all dripping swagger and confidence. "The Set has arrived". General Manager Troy Clausen crosses paths with them. Troy: "Good luck tonight gentlemen" The Set: (collectively do the bow to Clausen, except Ruckus who doesn't even acknowledge Troy)

- Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil enter with Jake Awesome & Siaka Lexoni - Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters - Death Machine Joe Gacy enters

VACANT XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line (Reminder: All Man & All Woman forfeited these titles on the July 10th episode of Friday Night Pyro due to injury when Jake Awesome promised The Set those belts he took matters into his own hands by awesome bomb-ing All Man off the stage, Production airs a replay of the attack and when the camera shows Jake Awesome he smiles at his dirty deed) M2: Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil def. The Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine)

- During the match referee Mike Chioda ejects Siaka Lexoni and Jake Awesome for causing too much distraction The match ends when a double team effort from The Set pins Audrey Carbine for the 1-2-3 and The Set have captured their 1st tag team titles (After the match: The Set celebrates the title win at the stage ramp (except Ruckus) ) - Left in the ring after The Set's music goes off Joe Gacy helps pick up a downed Audrey Carbine in the middle of the ring and it looks like their finally gonna be friends after having such a topsy-turvy relationship as a team since they were paired together in April by then GM Romeo Roselli, Gacy helps her up, dusts her off with a smile. Carbine holding her neck in pain, Gacy smiles then hocks a loogie and spits right in Carbine's face to which she explodes in anger and they both start throwing forearms at each other which makes the crowd break out into a "Fight Forever" chant. This segmen fades to black after Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine club each other with stiff forearms.

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- Doxy Deity enters with Thunder Rosa - XPWEW Women's Champion: Priscilla Kelly enters (Kaitlyn Khoas points out as of today Priscilla Kelly has held that Women's Title for exactly 3 months when she defeated Kiera Hogan at the 2020 Xtreme Rumble)

XPWEW Women's Championship M3: Priscilla Kelly def. Doxy Deity (w/ ABA Women's Champion: Thunder Rosa)

After the match: Mrs. Case Your Luck Lotus comes out and acts like she is about to cash in her briefcase and then sees Priscilla hype herself up and then Lotus slides out of the ring and it was just a faux cash in attempt: As Lotus walks backward up the ramp down comes The Set's Chrissy Rivera who blindsides Lotus and kicks her while she's down. Chrissy then goes to hit Lotus' with the briefcase but Lotus backdrops Rivera over the guardrail and smoothly snags the case handle out of Rivera's hand mid-air and Lotus walks away. We then see Priscilla Kelly clutching her title then a camera shot of Doxy Deity screaming in frustration with Thunder Rosa trying to calm her down

- Golden Bryce enters - "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon - Alveno La Flare enters - Garrett Thompson enters - Champagne Clausen enters - Jake Awesome and Jordan Oliver enter together - Romeo Roselli enters

8 Man CASE YOUR LUCK Ladder Match M4: Romeo Roselli def. Jake Awesome, Golden Bryce, Jordan Oliver. Alveno La Flare, Champagne Clausen, Simon Gotch & Garrett Thompson

(During the match it looked like Jake Awesome was atop the ladder and was going to let Jordan Oliver capture it but All Woman came out from under the ring and low blowed Jordan Oliver knocking him down, Jake then discombobulated looks around to see down below All Man run in with his halo neck brace but All Man shoves the ladder over and Jake falls and crashes through a ladder propped between the guardrail and the apron and breaks the ladder in half on his fall. All Man then rips off the halo neck brace, he's no longer injured WHAT A MOMENT)

(The match ends with Romeo and Garrett the final two on the ladder and Romeo hanging from the case with his legs dangling, GT goes for his patented elbow smash and it connects but Romeo eats the blow and still hangs on, Garrett tries to adjust his stance atop the ladder but Romeo dangling has the wherewithal to unhook the briefcase and fall to the canvas at the 2020 Mr. Case Your Luck!!!!!)

(Jake Awesome is furious with veins popping out of his forehead as the camera fades to black)

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- Ethan Bedlam enters - Awesome Bomb Academy Champion El Demonio enters

1 on 1 Exhibition Match M5: El Demonio def. Ethan Bedlam in under 2 minutes

- Leonard McGraw enters - Ruckus enters with Siaka Lexoni

XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 1 on 1 60 minute IRONMAN MATCH Ruckus (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. Leonard McGraw [Final Score: 2-1]

(Ruckus dominated the first 12 minutes of the match and picked up the first fall with 48 minutes remaining with The Bankroll making it ONE to NOTHING) (The match was a back and forth and Ruckus captured his 2nd fall with 25 minutes remaining making it TWO to NOTHING)

(Interference from Jordan Oliver hits Leonard with the title Ruckus goes for the cover but McGraw kicks out and stays alive; Referee Kevin Madrox ejects Jordan Oliver but bends a bit and lets Siaka Lexoni stay after a moment of pleading and begging)

(Leonard started gaining momentum but time was not on his side he was able to connect a tiresome Clothesline Lariat and pin Ruckus for the 1-2-3 with 11 minutes remaining making the score Leonard: 1 Ruckus: 2)

(Leonard keeps going for pin attempt after pin attempt but Ruckus somehow kicks out and with less than a minute McGraw hits a super fallaway slam off the top rope and goes for a pinfall and Ruckus kicks out with 19 seconds left on the clock, Leonard just lays there tired and fatigues and lets the clock expire as they both lay their tired. The clock expires with both men worn out in the middle of the ring.)

"And STILL the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion RUCKUS!"

(The Set comes out (Jake Awesome, Jordan Oliver, Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) and they help Ruckus get back to his feet and McGraw just sits in the corner turnbuckle looking like he just went through hell. The Set assist Ruckus out of the ring as they celebrate yet another PPV win for their leader.) Show Ends

#XPWEW #ALL OR NOTHING #XPWEW All Or Nothing #Jake Awesome #Leonard McGraw #Romeo Roselli #Ruckus #The Set #Jordan Oliver #Joe Gacy #Audrey Carbine

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-24-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-24-2020) results "Leonard gets even with The Set" [All or Nothing 2020 Go-Home Show] XPWEW Friday Night Pyro

Episode: 436

Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

- Cold Open: THE SET pulls up in a white limousine to the parking lot. The door opens releasing a cloud of blunt smoke from XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus, followed by Myron Reed, XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera then XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome steps out last with two strippers on each arm with one holding his title. They walk like G;s through the parking lot area into the backstage curtain and make the entrance into the ring: This is The Set in full force tonight on Friday Nights

(Friday Night Pyro Intro)

Opening Segment: THE SET: Jake Awesome: "Dear condolences to All Man Mike Mondo and The All Woman Tenille Dashwood :) "

Jordan: "On The Gang, On The Team, On The Squad, On God, On THE SET..(Leonard McGraw music blares to interrupt)

Leonard: "I see Ruckus standing there in the background. World Champion is standing behind the Mid Card Sasquatch and The Tag Team Jabron's. Now as much as I'd love to come down there and slap the piss out of each and every member of The Set. I got some business to take care of tonight with 911 Brian Lee. Ruckus, I'm coming for you, Look at me when I'm talkin' boy....You got two days. You got forty-eight hours until you walk into the squared circle with me for one whole hour. Bring your working boots son. Let me tell you something, This sunday it's All or Nothing and in sixty minutes I'm going to single handedly stomp a mudhole in your manlet ass and that's a promise. - McGraw exits (Ruckus stares him down from the ring)

- ALL OR NOTHING 2020 ad

- Golden Bryce enters

- Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam

1 on 1

M1: Garrett Thompson (w/ Ethan Bedlam) def. Golden Bryce

- Nick Simmonds: "Impressive as Garrett Thompson picks up his 5th straight victory in a row, Great momentum for the Englishmen going into Case Your Luck This Sunday @ All or Nothing 2020 and wow is that match stacked! It's gonna be Golden Bryce vs Garrett Thompson vs Simon Gotch vs Romeo Roselli vs Jake Awesome & Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare vs Champagne Clausen and the winner will earn a briefcase item that grants them a World Heavyweight Title match at any time of their choosing for a calendar year"

- "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon

- Champagne Clausen enters

1 on 1

M2: Champagne Clausen def. Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)

- Champagne: "2020 began as MY year, I'm gonna win that briefcase and I will be your world champion. Again."

- Vignette: El Demonio is coming soon | All or Nothing 2020 (Camera then returns back as Champagne looks pissed that the "El Demonio is coming commercial" interrupted him speaking.

- Joe Gacy enters and lagging behind him is a disinterested Audrey Carbine

Audrey: "I'm coming out to the ring for this match but not because you told me to just because it's what I want to do"

Gacy: "okay?"

- The Set enters Kotto Brazil and behind him is Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed and XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome

1 on 1

M3: Joe Gacy (w/ Audrey Carbine) def. Kotto Brazil (w/ Myron Reed, Siaka Lexoni, Jake Awesome & Chrissy Rivera)

(After the match Myron Reed goes to blindside Gacy but Audrey Carbine tramples Myron and grabs his arm threatening to lock in the Art of Ballistics arm bar but during her stalling The Set's Chrissy Rivera taps on Audrey's shoulder and after a lengthy stare down Audrey lets go of Myron's arm and The Set exits the ring walking backward up the ramp staring at The Death Machines. Who will capture the vacant XPWEW Tag Team Titles this Sunday @ All or Nothing?

Interview Segment: James Westerbeck: "Sunday, Golden Bryce you have the opportunity to become Mr. Case Your Luck and add yet another accolade to your long list of accomplishments in a short time here in XPWEW. Your thoughts?

Golden Bryce: "Thoughts? My thoughts are yeah I've accomplished a lot in my two years here but at what cost, I lost the two biggest matches of my career but every cloud has a silver lining and mine is Case Your Luck. I'm going to be the champion again. Whether it be Ruckus or Leonard McGraw. I'll be back"

*clap clap clap* - Garrett Thompson enters sarcastically "Bryce tonight you lost to me Haha, I'd focus on winning matches before speaking on the world title chalice. As far as I'm concerned it's a pipe dream. I've been a long time and it's high time that the world figured out just what I am capable of"

- 911 Brian Lee enters with Kiera Hogan

- Leonard McGraw enters

1 on 1

M4: Leonard McGraw def. 911 Brian Lee (w/ Kiera Hogan)

(After the match Ruckus hits the ring and ashes his blunt in the eye of Leonard McGraw temporarily blinded him, The Set then appears deep (Jake, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chrissy)

(Myron, Jake & Kotto Brazil hold Leonard McGraw in the middle of the ring as Ruckus grabs a steel chair after repeatedly smacking it on the canvas, Ruckus whams McGraw over the skull with the steel chair causing Leonard to gush with blood. The Set leaves the heap of mess that is McGraw in the ring but as The Set reaches the top of the ramp, A flat laid out McGraw lifts his head up covered in a crimson mask responds with a devilish smile as if to say "Is that all you got?")

- XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly and Lotus enter together

- Doxy Deity and Thunder Rosa enter together

Tag Team Match

M5: Doxy Deity & Thunder Rosa def. Lotus & Priscilla Kelly

The match results in Rosa and Doxy hitting a double Mexican Powerbomb on Priscilla for the 1-2-3 victory. Will Doxy defeat Priscilla by herself this Sunday to become a 2 time XPWEW Women's Champion?

(Thunder Rosa picks up her first win on XPWEW tv)

- Romeo Roselli enters

- Jordan Oliver enters with THE SET (Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)

- Ruckus & Jake Awesome, Myron & Kotto Brazil join commentary however Siaka Lexoni isn't at the booth with a headset his Jimmy Hart style of yelling he might as well be.

1 on 1

Romeo Roselli def. Jordan Oliver (w/ The Set)

The match results when Romeo and Jordan put on an absolute classic face/heel catch-as-catch-can match ultimately when Romeo counters Jordan's patented "Clout Cutter" into a roll up pinfall for the swift 1-2-3 victory but as soon as the bell rings Ruckus, Jake, Myron & Kotto storm the ring and start clubbing Romeo with blows until on the titan tron we see Leonard McGraw outside in the parking lot near The Set's limousine

Leonard: "You wanna gang up on me? You wanna gang up on Romeo well hell guys if you wanna pick on someone have the decency to pick on them like men and now cowards. Now SET DOWN and watch how I define "Eye for and Eye". I'm out here in the parking lot near you guys's limo, pretty fancy

(You see The Set in the ring cringing)

(Leonard McGraw holds up the very chair that Ruckus struck him with earlier in the night, you even see the crimson blood splatter on it)

Leonard: I'll even use the same tool for the job

(Leonard sizes up and chucks the steel chair accurately lawn darts it through the windshield and runs off)

Leonard: All or Nothing see you there Ruckus, you sorry son of a bitch

(The Set winces in agony and a furious Ruckus angrily stares at the titan tron as the show ends)

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-17-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night PYRO

Episode: 435

Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California

(Friday Night PYRO Intro)

- THE SET enters accompanying Jake Awesome (in ring gear) who's ready to answer the challenge he accepted that All Woman wanted a 1 on 1 match against him tonight under the stipulation he had both hands tied behind his back during the match which he reluctantly accepted to his chagrin. Some may think All Woman is crazy for challenging the near 7 footer to a match even Halo adorned injured All Man was apprehensive to her challenge but here we go. Ruckus, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chirssy Rivera all join him outside the ring donning the chain pendants Jake gifted to them last week, shining gleaming 24 karat gold chains .

- All Woman enters confidently and defiantly with a Singapore Cane in her hand and she walks to the ring like a samurai ready for battle with her husband The All Man behind her telling her "You don't have to do this, Please re-think this decision. All Woman doesn't break her staredown with "The Mammoth" and steps in the ring. Referee Kevin Madrox will be officiating this unique contest. Referee Kevin Madrox then presents the rope and ties both wrists of Jake Awesome behind his back and Jake obliges with no issue and even asks Madrox to pull on the rope to test the tightness. Jake even hollers "Fair" across the ring towards All Woman and she remains silent. Jake then turns over to The Set all standing at ringside behind Jake snickering a laugh. All Man is at ringside wearing his Halo back brace.

(On the July 3rd edition of Friday Night Pyro in response to Jake getting The Set's Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil a tag team title shot, He effectively threw All Man off the stage which resulted in a spinal cord injury. That explains why he is in the brace. All Man & All Woman had to relinquish the XPWEW Tag Team Titles last week)

The match begins with Jake playing mind games with All Woman for a brief moment but as soon as the bell rings All Woman whacks Jake Awesome with the cane off his chest and off the top of his back. Jake eats the shots and shakes them off with ease all with a sick smile on his face. She hesitates in shock for a second then starts whacking him at the top of his head. Slowly. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack and after the fourth stiff shot on the head Jake then big boots All Woman over and knocks her backward. All Woman falls outside the ring, Jake with both hands tied gets a running go and hits a signature Suicide Dive over the top rope with both his hands tied which is an amazing site in it's own right as he floats like a Gisele over the ropes to the floor and connects on All Woman. He then rolls back into which she follows and lays in the corner of the ring, Jake presses his boot into her chin downed in the corner bottom turnbuckle and starts violently stomping her stomach over and over until she starts coughing in agony. At a certain point All Man can't watch his wife get trampled any longer and he gingerly walks up the steps all the while wearing his Halo Neck Brace, He is able to stand up right in the ring. Jake salivates looking at All Man who slowly steps forward up to Jake and Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil of The Set roll in the ring at this point surrounding The All Man. Jordan Oliver runs in and with a pocket knife cuts the rope holding Jake's wrists together. Jake then stares up the All Man's brace. And in one of the most shocking moments in Friday Night Pyro history Jake then grabs the Halo and violently shakes it and shoves All Man over, All Woman from behind goes to attack and Jake hits a devastating clothesline then picks her up for the Awesome Bomb and the 1-2-3. All Woman then starts coughing up blood from her mouth. Such a gripping segment. Jake Awesome is a sick bastard for his actions tonight on the former XPWEW Tag Team Champions.

(Jake Awesome has both hands tied behind his back)

XPWEW International Championship

M1: Jake Awesome (c) (w/ The Set) def. All Woman (w/ All Man)

As The Set walks up the ramp Romeo Roselli walks past them and acts like he's about to deck Awesome but The Set stares him and Romeo sees the numbers game is not in his odds, Romeo then runs down to the ring with the EMTs as they assist All Man and All Woman and give them urgent medical attention after that malicious assault at the hands of the XPWEW International Champion: Jake Awesome (what a insane moment)

Backstage: Doxy Deity is complimenting a woman that we can not see because of the camera angle. "You proved yourself as a solo talent the other night but now it's time to give you that Network TV debut. This is gonna be good y'know for the culture haha Viva La Raza"

- GG enters

1 on 1

M2: Romeo Roselli def. GG

In ring segment: Doxy Deity introduces her new best friend! The 1st ever ABA Women's Champion: Thunder Rosa. Lotus enters the ring and says Thunder Rosa can do all that she wants in the minor leagues but here we shoot for the fence, and I'm the best in this ring and on this mic. Doxy, show me what you got

1 on 1

# 1 Contendership Match for the XPWEW Women's Title at ALL OR NOTHING 2020

M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Thunder Rosa) def. Lotus

The match reaches its climax when Thunder Rosa distracts Mike Chioda giving Doxy a roll up victory in which she uses her feet off the bottom rope for momentum in a classic heel tactic and just like that Doxy is the # 1 contender for the XPWEW Women's Championship

- Vignette: ABA Champion: The Mexican Luchador: El Demonio is coming

Kaitlyn Khoas and Nick Simmonds at the commentary desk inform us tonight! Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce and the winner will face Ruckus for the XPWEW World Heavyweight Title in a match stipulation of their choosing at All or Nothing. But tonight The Set's Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil will be in 6 man tag action against the team Garrett Thompson, The Marauder Simon Gotch & Champagne Clausen! Plus; General Manager Troy Clausen has announced official that at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 there will be a 10 man Case Your Luck Ladder Match

- Audrey Carbine enters

- Priscilla Kelly enters

20 Minute Submission Match Challenge

XPWEW Women's Championship on the line

M4: Priscilla Kelly def. Death Machine Audrey Carbine

Nearly the same result as last week's 10 minute challenge, Audrey dominates the majority of the match but this time Priscilla simply outlasts Audrey and after the match Priscilla goes for a handshake but quickly pivots and grabs Audrey's crotch (reminiscent of Mickie James and Trish Stratus at WM22) then slaps Carbine.

- Joe Gacy then comes down and slaps Carbine in the face, Carbine slaps Gacy, Gacy slaps Carbine, Carbine slaps Gacy and they go back and forth forever until the music of THE SET's Jordan Oliver hits

- Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

Siaka Lexoni: Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine y'all weird, y'all very very very unusual infact but listen everybody move different all I'm saying is you best move out the way because at ALL OR NOTHING. Those vacant XPWEW Tag Team Titles are coming to Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil so you best stay out the way.

- Gacy and Audrey Carbine leave through an exit over the guardrail. They both flip off Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver

- Jordan "I've been Juniorweight Champion for 341 days, Can't nobody beat the kid and I'm gonna beat Alveno La Flare for the 341st time right now"

- Alveno La Flare enters

1 on 1

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship

M5: Jordan Oliver (w/ Siaka Lexoni) vs Alveno La Flare ends in a tie when they both can' answer a 10 count from Referee Mike Chioda and thus it's a draw however Jordan Oliver is still the XPWEW Juniorweight Champion

Backstage: James Westerbeck interviews Leonard McGraw

James: "Leonard, You've never fought Golden Bryce one on one. What are your thoughts tonight?"

Leonard: *spits in tobacco cup* "What kind of a STUPID question is that, What do you think my thoughts are James? I wanna win, Golden Bryce loses alot, Well I win a little bit more than I lose, I don't care what happens to Golden Bryce. If anything he needs to go away. All he's done for the last 9 months is piss and moan damn son maybe you was the one that was pregnant that whole time. God damn" *spits in tobacco cup

Backstage: Troy Clausen speaking with Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam in his office

Garrett: Mr. Clausen, Me and Ethan have won 4 straight matches why aren't we involved in the tag team hunt?

Troy: I got a plan, You see on the 26th at ALL OR NOTHING it's gonna be an opportunity. Garrett you got 12% chance of winning the Case Your Luck briefcase. It's going to be Garrett Thompson vs Romeo Roselli vs Champagne Clausen vs Simon Gotch vs Jake Awesome vs Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare & The loser of Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce tonight, Those 8 people are going to compete for the Case Your Luck briefcase

Ethan Bedlam: Wait..what about me?

Troy: No no no Ethan...

Ethan Bedlam: Bedlam?..

Troy: Bed lump! Yeah Ethan Bed Lump I have a plan for you as well just uh keep watching the vignettes that air on Pyro and that'll be your hint.

- THE SET enters XPWEW World Champ Ruckus with Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil and following them is Jake Awesome, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni

- Ethan Bedlam enters with Garrett Thompson

- Champagne Clausen enters

- "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon

Six Man Tag Team Match

M6: The Set (Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) def. Ethan Bedlam (w/ Garrett Thompson), Champagne Clausen & Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)

[The fall occurs when Myron Reed hits the Hot Fire on Ethan Bedlam for the 1-2-3

Ruckus post match and sweaty cuts a promo "I AM THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! Been the best since C-Z Dub and put that on THE SET!"

- Ruckus joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds. The Set sits around in desk chairs too so it's crowded around the booth (Jake, Jordan, Siaka, Myron, Kotto & Chrissy)

- Golden Bryce enters

- Leonard McGraw enters

1 on 1

# 1 Contendership Match for Ruckus' XPWEW World Title and will choose the stipulation at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 on July 26th, 2020

M7: Leonard McGraw def. Golden Bryce

(After the match: Leonard McGraw grabs the mic "I've been thinking about what match I was gonna pick all damn week. So I heard you were the best in ring performer right? Your fast? Your quick? Your spry? Your sneaky? Your built to last? Your Duralast? Well you slick sum bitch, All y'all might wanna SET DOWN for this one. Because at ALL R NOTHING, that's a damn catchy name because you can't run and hide in this one. You versus Me. July 26th. Do you got what it takes to go Sixty Minutes? Well do ya? Do ya you yellow bellied sum bitch? Leonard McGraw versus Ruckus at All or Nothing in an Ironman match. I'll see you there you short prick.) Show ends

#XPWEW #The Set #Ruckus #Golden Bryce #Leonard McGraw #Jake Awesome #Jordan Oliver

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-10-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night PYRO

Episode: 434

Channel: VICE TV at 10PM EST

Location: The Barracks | Los Angeles, California

- Cold open shows a limousine pulling up and a door opens and pops out Ruckus with a big blunt followed by Jake Awesome and the rest of THE SET

(Friday Night Pyro Intro)

- Opening Segment: THE SET enters the ring from the parking lot area through the backstage (Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Jordan Oliver, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni) with a very long boosting entrance that's very reminiscent of a WCW Nitro New World Order heelish entrance. Jake Awesome noticeably has a gold box with a ribbon on it that he teases at the camera. THE SET enters the ring at this point and Siaka Lexoni kicks off the nightly speech saying; "On the gang! On the family! On God! This is The Set!". World Champion Ruckus then takes the microphone and adoringly looks at International Champion Jake Awesome with a big grin and says; ":Last week this man (Jake) proved once again why he has my respect because he put the runt of the XPWEW locker room, The All Man and power-bombed that man off the damn planet. Can we re-roll that footage" (The SET watches replay after replay laughing at Jake Awesome throwing All Man off the stage last week on loop)

Jake Awesome grabs the mic from Ruckus; "I promised these two young men (Myron & Kotto) an opportunity. Even if I have to take it into my own hands, so what did I do? I threw the Tag Team Champion off the stage, Fair enough right?..I know that even after a fall like that The All Man will not let injury stop him, he's tougher than he looks. I know that the All Man is here tonight so I'd like to invite him to the ring but first I have a box right here, These are 6 gold chains, 6 gold chains with our very own THE SET logo on them and I wanna present them to all of you, because I got mine (Jake pulls chain out from under his shirt)

The Set all put on their respective chains and give dabs to Jake Awesome for purchasing them

- XPWEW Tag Team Champion All Man enters in a halo neck brace with wife and fellow champion All Woman (Tennille Dashwood). All Man: "I hate to spoil the party but Jake Awesome, you son of a bitch. I don't care if I spoil the party. You went from 1st ballot Hall of Famer to piece of shit Judas in the matter of a week...I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't even use the bathroom without my wife help navigate me and it's all because of you and I got a call early this morning and I was told by General Manager Troy Clausen that because of my injury I have to forfeit the Tag Team Titles...Baby I'm sorry I let you down"

Ruckus: "Milk Man cut the bullshit, Nobody wants you here, Nobody wants neither of you here so I'm glad you have to forfeit the titles"

All Woman: "He has to go away for a while but I don't" *Chrissy Rivera steps forward

All Woman: "Because next week I want a match with Jake Awesome 1 on 1 with both hands tied behind his back, that's my only offer" (All Man looks at her as if "No no no baby no don't do this"

Jake Awesome: *chuckles* I accept

- Troy Clausen enters (takes both vacant XPWEW Tag Team Titles) I'll allow the match next week but at All or Nothing, Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil you will challenge The Death Machines Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine and the winner will be the NEW XPWEW Tag Team Champions.

- The Set joins commentary

- Rosemary enters

1 on 1

M1: Chrissy Rivera def. Rosemary via submission and referee Mike Chioda has to pull Chrissy off to break the hold

- On commentary Kaitlyn Khaos announces I just got word from GM Troy Clausen and that next week will we determine who will challenge Ruckus for the XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship: Next Week Golden Bryce will go one on one with Leonard McGraw and the winner will challenge Ruckus to a match of their choosing on July 26th at the XPWEW All or Nothing 2020 pay-per-view streaming LIVE on FITE TV

- James Westerbeck: "I'm here right now with the 2-0 Romeo Roselli. Romeo, I know you are good friends with The All Man and tonight you'll be in a 4 on 4 elimination match against The Set so what's on your mind?"

Romeo: "Revenge. Revenge for a bully. I've been bullied my whole life but when actions were made I backed it up and I always got the upper hand, so to The Set tonight the bullies get bullied. Don't blink and nice chain by the way and you know I love shiny things."

- Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam enters

- The Marauder Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon enters

- Champagne Clausen enters

Tag Team Match

M2: Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam def. Simon Gotch & Champagne (w/ Mandy Leon)

After the match: Champagne hits The Chardonnay on Gotch and on commentary Nick Simmonds points out Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam have 4 straight wins as a team to which Garrett overhears that walking by and snatches Nick's headset: Garrett: "Yeah what kinda shit is that like? Four straight wins and Mister Troy Clausen grants those losers Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy a title shot, I was at Lockdown and they bloody lost to a man that's wearing a halo right now and Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil *chuckles* Who have they beat? I'm not gonna beg I'm just gonna keep winning until you can't ignore me any more."

- The Death Machine: Joe Gacy enters and runs his mouth towards Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam as they pass on the ramp walk

- Jacques Dudley enters

1 on 1

M3: Joe Gacy def. Jacques Dudley

AD: ALL OR NOTHING 2020 | July 26th, 2020 will have an 8 Man Case Your Luck Ladder Match

- Lotus enters

- Doxy Deity enters

- Kiera Hogan with 911 Brian Lee enter

3 Way Dance

M4: Lotus def. Doxy Deity & Kiera Hogan (w/ Brian Lee)

[Recap video of last week's challenge from Death Machine Audrey Carbine and XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly and her "I can make you tap out in under 10 minutes"

- The Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters

- XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly enters

XPWEW Women's Championship on the line

10 minute Submission Match (If Audrey can make Priscilla submit in under the ten minute time limit she will become the Women's Champion)

M5: Priscilla Kelly def. Audrey Carbine

Match ends in controversial fashion where Carbine makes Priscilla tap out right as the clock expires and it makes her spaz out and kick the ropes in frustration. Kelly attacks Carbine and takes her down and she goes under the ring and grabs a bag of (what we unsure, thumb tacks historically would be in a bag like that. Priscilla: "Maybe Audrey next week I'll give you twenty minutes. Try again hahahaha"

- The Set enters

- Alveno La Flare enters (camera glances at Ruckus mocking La Flare "I thought I deaded this ***** already)

- Romeo Roselli enters

- Golden Bryce enters

- Leonard McGraw enters (gets in Bryce's face then Jake's then Ruckus')

4 on 4 Elimination Tag Team Match

M6: THE SET (Jake Awesome, Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil)

def.

Leonard McGraw, Golden Bryce, Romeo Roselli & Alveno La Flare

*Match of the Night*

Match ends: Leonard McGraw lasts a while alone with a well oiled machine of teamwork offense from Ruckus and Jake Awesome but ultimately Jake hoists McGraw up for the Awesome Bomb and off the rope Ruckus springs for a bankroll off the stalling Awesome Bomb for the 1-2-3 and THE SET celebrates but McGraw regains his composure to attack Ruckus and Jake but then Jordan Oliver tries to sneak behind him and strike McGraw with his Juniorweight Championship belt but McGraw ducks and goes to clothesline Oliver but Oliver scurries under the rope up the stage and joins The Set at the top of the ramp. Leonard McGraw stands in the ring with his hands on his hips and turns around to a 6 Rings spear from Golden Bryce. Bryce then gets hype and signals he wants Ruckus' title as the show ends

[Order of eliminations]

- Ruckus eliminates Alveno La Flare

- Leonard McGraw eliminates Kotto Brazil

- Golden Bryce eliminates Myron Reed

- Jake Awesome eliminates Golden Bryce

- Ruckus eliminates Romeo Roselli

- Ruckus eliminates Leonard McGraw after a double team mugging with Jake Awesome

Sole Survivors: THE SET (Ruckus & Jake Awesome)

#XPWEW #Ruckus #Leonard McGraw #Jake Awesome #The Set

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Awesome Bomb Academy “Faded Glory” (7-4-2020)

1 on 1

M1: Coby Caprice def. Jake "The Boy Scout" Manning

* Character bio of Based Fabian

Tag Team Match

M2: "Teflon" Eden Martin & Olivia Whitewater def. Holidead & Lola Starr

* Character Bio of El Demonio

Hardcore Match

M3: Solomon Nasty def. Lucky 7

* Character Bio of Jimmy Kettering Jr.

Tag Team Match

M4: Liam Sullivan & Nathan Sullivan known as "Evil Eyes" defeat the team of Robbie Williams & Dragon Kid

Post Match: XPWEW Interviewer James Westerbeck holds post match interview with Evil Eyes Liam & Nathan Sullivan as they speak on their Irish bare-knuckle background

Inaugural Women's Awesome Bomb Academy Championship

1 on 1

M5: Thunder Rosa def. Jade

1 on 1

M6: Freight Train def. The Question Mark w/ Aron Stevens by countout

3 Way Dance

Inaugural (ABA) Awesome Bomb Academy World Title

M7: El Demonio defeats Jimmy Kettering Jr & Based Fabian

The Set and Jake Awesome cordially present El Demonio with the 1st ever ABA Awesome Bomb Academy Title

#Awesome Bomb Academy #XPWEW #XPWEW Wrestling #Jake Awesome #Thunder Rosa #El Demonio #Jimmy Kettering Jr #Based Fabian #Coby Caprice #Jake The Boy Scout Manning #Jade #XPWEW Jade #The Question Mark #Freight Train #James Westerbeck #Larry Legend

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-3-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro #433 July 3rd, 2020 The Barracks Los Angeles, California

“Recap video from the closing moments from Last Sunday’s The Devil’s Playhouse event where the main event match was featuring Ruckus battling with Leonard McGraw in a heated exchange. Jake Awesome would interfere in the match ripping the door off the henges and assaulting Leonard for Ruckus’ to pick up the win retaining his title and then Jake would do the unthinkable as he lifted his arm in solace and has official joined The Set.”

The Set enters in the following order (Jordan, Myron, Kotto, Chrissy, Siaka Lexon, Ruckus & Jake Awesome)

[This is Ruckus’ first appearance on Friday Night Pyro since the June 12th episode because he vowed at that time to not return to VICE Network until he received a thank you and he got that last week from Vice Exec. “Shane Sloth”.]

Jake Awesome then enters wearing The Set’s gold satin jacket to the chagrin of the Ruckus and the rest of the gang happy that the biggest name in XPWEW is now apart of The Set The Set enters the ring together as an absolute unit with Jordan as Juniorweight Champion, Jake as International and Ruckus as world champion

Ruckus: last sunday The Set added a new member: Ladies and Gentleman let me introduce you to Jake Awesome Jake Awesome: I joined The Set because I heard Ruckus tell Golden Bryce a little over a month ago that Golden Bryce was nothing but a Jake Awesome wannabe, and he’s right but more importantly you told me you have respect for me and in this business that’s few and far in between it really is. So I look at this team and I see three young guns looking to make names for themselves and I see the real greatest tag team in this promotion’s history Ruckus and Lexoni. Speaking of tag teams, I think it’s about high time Myron and Kotto got a shot at that tag gold so because “I am Jake Awesome” I’m gonna make that happen,

Golden Bryce enters and cuts a promo towards Jake saying him joking the set doesn’t add up and he’s sold himself out for Ruckus who doesn’t care about this business the way Bryce perceived Awesome did. Jake: Now onto Leonard McGraw. Because I’m done with you Bryce, Listen if I wanted to hear the opinion of a loser I’d ask a mark, so shut up Bryce: I have something to say and..

Leonard McGraw enters Leonard: Sunday I got my ass kicked......Today my ears are sore because I gotta listen to both of your talk! Golden Bryce Wah Wah Wah thats all you do! I’m sick of it Jake Awesome you big dumb sum bitch you joined The Set did you? Well your too damn big to need backup son but go ahead I don’t wanna ruin the lemonade stand y’all must be trying to set up cause you sure as hell can’t kick any ass cause Last Sunday you couldn’t keep me down cause even after our match I was able to march into The Devil’s Playhouse and beat not 1 not 2 but 3 of those jobbers in the ring. So what I’m Golden Bryce- Tonight! Leonard- Don’t interrupt me boy Bryce: Tonight I’ve got word from Troy Clausen that it’s gonna be Ruckus and Jake Awesome vs Me and You (shoves mic in McGraw’s chest) (McGraw quickly throws the mic at Bryce right back) McGraw: Oh no your wrestling Jake Awesome tonight, Oh boy can’t believe your win against him will finally happen with an asterisk and that asterisk will read Leonard McGraw

We’ve established that -Jake Awesome is now in The Set- and tonight is a HUGE main event as Jake Awesome teams with Ruckus versus the team of Golden Bryce and Leonard McGraw

Jordan Oliver enters w/ Siaka Lexoni

Alveno La Flare enters

Non Title Match M1: Alveno La Flare defeats Jordan Oliver in a shocking upset and this puts him as the number 1 contender for the Juniorweight title

After the match Jacques Dudley comes out to congratulate Alveno but The Set comes down too to help up Jordan Oliver and Jake and Jacques have a little stare off recalling their long history

The Marauder Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon

Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam

M2: Garrett Thompson w/ Ethan Bedlam defeats Simon Gotch w/ Mandy Leon After the match Garrett cuts a promo saying some time some where he will get what he rightfully deserves

Backstage: Golden Bryce is tying his Jordan’s up when you see a pair of cowboy boots walk up, the camera floats up and we see it’s Leonard McGraw with a tobacco spit cup in hand, Leonard: Were teaming tonight and Jake Awesome is on the other team so I’m coming to your now to say I don’t trust you to win a match when Jake is on the other side. Bryce: I’m god damn tired of hearing about Jake Awesome. I’m a 2 time World Champion Leonard, You’ve never been a world champion not even once and for the record I beat Taka-Naka by myself Sunday and I watched you lose both your matches. Leonard: Notice the guys I fought (referring to Jake and Ruckus) spits in cup were the guys who beat you at Lockdown....... (crowd oohs)

Champagne Clausen enters

Romeo Roselli enters with XPWEW Tag Team Champions All Man & All Woman

M3: Romeo Roselli defeats Champagne Clausen MATCH OF THE NIGHT

After the match All Man and All Woman are already at ringside.

The Set enters Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil want the tag belts, All Man says well you don’t even have a woman to go up against The ALL Woman here? Chrissy Rivera steps forward.

All Man: Ah...well bring it on! All Set! Haha titles on the line!!!!!

XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line! Tag Team Match M4: All Man & All Woman defeat Kotto Brazil & Chrissy Rivera (All Man & All Woman regain the tag team titles!) After the match; Jake Awesome and Ruckus come down and kick an already down All Man and drag him to the stage where Jake hits the Awesome Bomb on All Man off the stage and commentary treats this moment very seriously because it appears All Man may have just broken his neck and it’s a very somber feeling as Jake Awesome may have just ended All Man’s career. Unbelievable. Romeo Roselli comes out and assists in the retrieval of All Man, such a gripping segment.

All or Nothing 2020 commercial

Prisiclla Kelly enters

Audrey Carbine enters with Joe Gacy (The sock bastard Joe Gacy is laughing at All Man being out on a stretcher, what a scumbag) Joe Gacy joins commentary

Non Title Match M5: Audrey Carbine defeats XPWEW Women’s Champion Prisiclla Kelly via submission

After the match: A sweaty intense Audrey Carbine says I just made the champion tap so next week, I’m answering the bounty you placed on your own head! I want a submission match! And I want it for the xpwew women’s title Prisiclla gets up from the beatdown and grabs the mic breathing heavily You got 10 minutes Carbine just locks on the Art of Ballistics armbar and doesn’t let go into she feels satisfied damn near breaking the champions arm

Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds on commentary replay the awesome bomb off the stag that Jake delivered the The All Man and they play the tape over and over and over and wish All Man a speedy recovery and report that they will provide updates as they become available

Jake Awesome and Ruckus enter together

Golden Bryce enters

Leonard McGraw enters

Main Event! Tag Team Match M6: (The Set) Jake Awesome & Ruckus defeat Golden Bryce & Leonard McGraw

The match ends when Leonard works most of the match out of stubborn-Ness because he feels Bryce can’t be trusted because he can’t beat Jake Awesome so Leonard really does most of the work and Bryce never gets a tag the entire match until Awesome ducks a clothesline from McGraw and does a backspring off the 2nd rope and hits a DanganBomb onto McGraw for the pin, Ruckus runs around the apron and takes out Bryce from the equation and Awesome pins Leonard for the 1-2-3 and the win. After the match it’s a dusty finish as Bryce starts swinging on Awesome wildy but Ruckus connects the Bankroll on Bryce off the back of Awesome. General manager Troy Clausen enters : “God damn I love it! I love this! I love competition! I want the 4 of you to keep this energy, yeah keep this energy for next week. Because I’m making a Four on Four elimination match! Next week it’s gonna be The Set! That’s Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil going up against the team of Leonard McGraw, Golden Bryce, Alveno La Flare & Romeo Roselli !!!!

Show ends

#XPWEW #Friday Night Pyro #Ruckus #Leonard McGraw #Golden Bryce #Jake Awesome #Heel Jake Awesome #The Set #The Set Jake Awesome

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XPWEW The Devil’s Playhouse 2020 (6-28-2020)

XPWEW The Devil’s Playhouse 2020

Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California | XPWEW training facility

XPWEW Women’s Championship

M1: The Women’s Devil’s Playhouse Match is first

XPWEW Women’s Champion Priscilla Kelly enters 1st

Audrey Carbine of The Death Machines enters 2nd

(Carbine dominates Kelly early on)

Doxy Deity enters 3rd

(Doxy and Carbine double team Kelly)

Chrissy Rivera enters 4th

(Rivera slams around Doxy early and gets the first fall)

*Rivera eliminates Doxy

(Rivera and Carbine double team Kelly)

Lotus enters 5th

(Lotus immediately goes for Priscilla for she instead gets rolled up immediately and in only 12 seconds Lotus is eliminated by a school boy from the champion)

Kiera Hogan enters 6th

(Kiera tries to team with Carbine and Rivera but they quickly turn on her and both eliminate Hogan)

(Kelly is about to use the environment to her advantage to finally eliminate Carbine after putting her through a table)

(Rivera has a sleeper hold on Kelly but Kelly makes an unbelievable like babyface comeback where she gets one last fired up comeback and after a quick melee Kelly hits the osteoporosis on Rivera for the 1-2-3)

Priscilla Kelly defeats Chrissy Rivera by pinfall to retain the XPWEW Women’s Championship

Priscilla Kelly (c) defeats The Set’s Chrissy Rivera, Kiera Hogan, Audrey Carbine, Doxy Deity & Lotus

James Westerbeck is here with XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome “Ahead of tonight’s Last Man Standing match against Leonard McGraw, what’s your pLaN?”

Jake: I got one plan in mind, Battering, Thrashing, Pounding, Thumping, Pummeling, Hammering, Hitting, Striking and turning Leonard McGraw into pizza sauce out there, Blood. sweat. Tears. I’ve been in the industry doing it at the highest level for over a decade now and Leonard is gonna learn first hand that if he doesn’t understand the pecking order in XPWEW and why I’ve won the world title more than anyone has and ever will, no disrespect to anyone but this is my yard and you don’t trespass on the Mammoth’s yard (walks away)

All Man & All Woman enter

Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon enter

XPWEW Tag Team Championships

Tag Team Match

M2: All Man & All Woman defeat ‘The Marauder’ Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon (c)

Great team work when All Man hits The Allman Joy on Gotch, Tags in Woman as she comes off the rope with the Crooked Crossbody for the 1-2-3 and NEWWW XPWEW Tag Team Champions: All Woman and All Man!

(Gotch is kicking the bottom ropes arguing with referee Kevin Madrox trying to get the result changed to no avail, Gotch is yelling and screaming in disbelief)

*The Marauder Simon Gotch and Mandy Leon tag team title reign ends in just 9 days!*

James Westerbeck is about to snag a post match interview with All Woman and All Man and is promptly interrupted by Garrett Thompson’s entrance music.

GT and Ethan Bedlam waltz down to ringside and just stand there.

Garrett: No James, please please don’t mind us conduct your interview. I’ll wait for you to finish cause all I have to say to All Man and Tennille Dashwood is I’m in a tag team as well and I have no issue knocking either if they’re heads off of there bloody shoulders... (crowd stunned). Garrett and Ethan walk up the ramp but All Man hands All Woman both tag belts and he goes up and knocks on GT’s shoulders and headbutts him and it becomes a brawl when Bedlam elbow strikes All Man down and a bloody nosed GT flings his hair up and wipes the blood on his nose and looks at All Woman with a smirk as he walks away.

XPWEW All or Nothing 2020 ad featuring The Set

Taka Naka enters

Golden Bryce enters

1 on 2

M3: Golden Bryce defeats Taka-Naka (Masato Tanaka & Taka Michinoku)

After the match Taka and Masato Shake Bryce’s Hans and bow to him as a sign of respect.

Joe Gacy enters

Romeo Roselli enters

1 on 1

M4: Romeo Roselli defeats Joe Gacy

**MATCH OF THE NIGHT*

(Romeo is back in the best shape of his life and quicker than ever. I think the twitter forgot just how talented Romeo was)

Leonard McGraw enters

Jake Awesome enters

1 on 1

Last Man Standing Match

M5: Jake Awesome (c) defeats Leonard McGraw

(Reminiscent of Abdullah vs Brody, Hardcore brawling around the stage and in the stands, Ultimately Awesome would connect the Awesome Bomb 6 times in succession which Leonard kept getting up and getting up but on the 6th Bomb he could no longer stand and he lays him out, McGraw is a bloody mess and even after the count of 10 is reached it doesn’t stop Awesome from dragging a bloody McGraw around and EMTs and Security stop him and they are putting McGraw on a stretcher and wheel him up the ramp.

(The Devil’s Set’s Playhouse lowers)

Ruckus enters with Myron, Kotto and Jordan Oliver all at one time and they get into the ring and cut a promo on Leonard McGraw who is currently getting put on a stretcher after the heap Jake Awesome left him in critical condition

Champagne Clausen enters and he tries to “Buddy Buddy” with The Set mocking Leonard but after a fake laugh The Set all team on Champagne and all of the set hit their finisher on Champagne in order and ultimately Ruckus connects The Bankroll

Leonard McGraw is unbuckling himself from the stretcher in the gorilla position. And a bloody wretched mess Leonard staggers down the ramp and The Set salivates and Leonard hits the Playhouse and it’s 1-4 from the start

Leonard McGraw eliminates Jordan Oliver

Leonard McGraw eliminates Myron Reed

Leonard McGraw eliminates Kotto Brazil

(Leonard and Ruckus brawl back and forth and it’s actually really a fun watch giving the story circumstances, It’s not a brawl we get some good wrestling here.)

(The match reaches a climax)

**JAKE AWESOME COMES OUT AND KICKS IN THE DEVILS PLAYHOUSE and grabs Leonard and flings him into a glass panel. Ruckus then covers McGraw quickly for the 1-2-3**

XPWEW World Heavyweight Title

The Men’s Devil’s Playhouse Match

M6: Ruckus (c) defeats Leonard McGraw, Champagne Clausen, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver

After the match Myron, Kotto and Jordan return to the cage and help up a limping Ruckus, standing across the ring is the XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome who holds up his arm in the air then flicks his wrist to signal “The Set’s” taunt and The Set hugs Awesome and Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds are in disbelief on commentary

Nick Simmonds: "I knew Jake Awesome’s actions as of late have been questionable but Jake Awesome has just joined The Set!"

*show ends*

#XPWEW #The Devils Playhouse #Ruckus #Leonard McGraw #Golden Bryce #The Set #Myron Reed #Jordan Oliver #Jake Awesome #Priscilla Kelly #Lotus #XPWEW Devils Playhouse #Champagne Clausen #The Marauder Simon Gotch

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (6-26-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro

Episode: 432

June 26th, 2020

Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California | XPWEW training facility

Opening Segment: The Set (without Ruckus) (Siaka Lexoni, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Jordan Oliver & Chrissy Rivera) enter Siaka: I know some of y’all have to be asking just how long does our world heavyweight champion Ruckus have to be on hiatus from appearing on this show? Kotto: And I know some of y’all have to be wondering well is he going to be at the pay-per-view The Devil’s Playhouse this Sunday Myron: That’s 19.99 on FITE TV right now use the promo code “RUCKUS” for the next five minutes to save a few bones. That’s R-U-C-K-U-S. Ruckus Jordan: That’s right! Until The Set receives a formal ‘thank you’ from the VICE network you won’t see the world champion on this show.

Un-named gentleman in a suit enters Unknown Sir: My name is Shane Sloth and on behalf of Viceland and Vice Media I wanna say thank you..... (Silence) Siaka: Mahn that shit ain’t good enough! You ain’t thanking me you thanking Ruckus! Shane Sloth: Well how can I... Myron: Get him on the phone, Get him on the phone

Leonard McGraw enters to a huge pop (Leonard comes in and hits a devastating clothesline on Shane Sloth that knocks him out of his dress shoes) ((Leonard grabs the mic)) Jordan: Hold it, Hold it, Hold it, Hold it, Hold it. You come out here and think you can do whatever you want Leonard: That’s right Siaka: BOY DO NOT LET ME SPEAK ON THAT. YOU BETTER STAY YOUR PLACE Leonard: Shut the hell up! Wah Wah Wah. Siaka Lexoni? You don’t even wrestle anymore so shut the hell up Leonard: Jordan, Myron, Kotto Brazil y’all three stooges sum bitches got a world title match in 2 days but do you really, because I know I got a big red target on my back and I wanna warm ya. Don’t think that match with Jake Awesome is gonna have me on a half tank of gas cause im coming for all three of ya and I’m coming for the xpwew world title. Which meaaaans I’m coming for Ruckus’ ass and I want a piece of Ruckus’ ass cell phone rings (Comedic moment of a mouth gape-opened McGraw staring at a fretful Jordan Oliver who slowly holds up the cell phone to the microphone) Jordan: Hello? ..... Jordan: No no no I’m in the ring right now it’s the opening segment...... Jordan: ......No no no I’m looking right at him.......Yeah. Ugly as hell. Oh Leonard, Ruckus said he has two words for you and he wanted me to hold it up to the microphone Leonard attacks Jordan but Myron and Kotto join in and even the score a bit and now it’s a 1 on 3 onslaught on McGraw who then gets help from Jacques Dudley and then assistance from Alveno La Flare who makes the request for a 6 man tonight! Myron: Y’all got it!!!!

Tag Team Match M1: Chrissy Rivera & Lotus defeat Doxy Deity & Prisiclla Kelly

James Westerbeck interviews Golden Bryce “Ever since Lockdown I’ve been doing some soul searching and all I can say is if TakaNaka really is the greatest tag team then surely they can beat me this sunday? I doubt it!”

Taka Michinoku enters with Masato Tanaka

Golden Bryce enters

1 on 1 M2: Golden Bryce defeats Taka Michinoku (with Masato Tanaka)

In ring segment: Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam point out they are on a 3 win in a row winning streak; and they deserve shots at the tag belts regardless of what gender is holding them. And that’s a promise

Tag Team Match M3: Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam defeats 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo

(After the match Simon Gotch and Mandy Leon come down flaunting their new tag team gold and Gotch bites off a little more than he can chew getting up in Bedlam’s face to which Garrett steps in between them and says “Wanna try getting physical with me?” Gotch responds Garrett Thompson “Go back to your bathhouse” Garrett responds “I’m always watching and your fresh meat, Tell your little girlfriend I won’t hesitate to knock both your heads off” Gotch uncomfortable walks forward and Mandy Leon slumps her shoulders and that was actual bit of an uncomfortable segment and why Gotch and Mandy aren’t all that ‘heelish’ it puts over Garrett and Bedlam as proper scumbags

Based Fabian and Genevalisse enters

Tag Team Match M4: Simon Gotch and Mandy Leon defeat Based Fabian & Genevalisse

Romeo Roselli cuts a promo directly into the camera from what appears to be a dark alley “Joe Gacy, you think I’m rusty cause I haven’t been in the ring in two years. Well rust never sleeps big boy and I’m gonna remind you why I am the most important person in sports entertainment today. As for Audrey Carbine. You wanna take a shot you can’t reach, try it because if you think you got voices in your head well I’m gonna be singing the chorus and I’m gonna be loud. So stay in your place and understand my vengeance is all inclusive.....”

• AWESOME BOMB ACADEMY COMMERCIAL

Priscilla Kelly and Lotus join commentary with Nick Simmonds and Kaitlyn Khaos to push the women’s playhouse match but first Kaitlyn Khaos throws it over to XPWEW backstage correspondent James Westerbeck as he gets a word with XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome going into tonight’s contract signing and Sunday’s Last Man Standing match with Leonard McGraw

James: Jake, you don’t think it’s a bit compromising you made the challenge so supreme for Leonard knowing he’s gonna compete in The Devil’s Playhouse later in the night Jake: Ask Leonard McGraw why he cashed not one check but Why he cashed two big checks his ass CAN NOT cash. He’s gonna be in hospice after Last Man Standinf. Key!!! Last Man Standing, he won’t be in two matches Sunday. But...James have you ever heard the saying “If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough?” Well Leonard is dumb. Very dumb. But tough? Meh the verdict is out and I’ll be the judge and the executioner ....

Death Machines: Joe Gacy enters followed by Audrey Carbine

All Woman enters with All Man

1 on 1 M5: All Woman defeats Audrey Carbine when Romeo Roselli interferes with a swift kick to Carbine’s head giving All Woman the go ahead roll up victory, Gacy comes in and bodies Roselli they brawl to the ringside area ultimately with Gacy picking up Romeo and All Man in one slam and running towards the barricade and breaking the barricade and leaving them in a heap. Gacy walks off and Carbine walks off but not before stepping to Priscilla Kelly at commentary but Kelly did not flinch Lotus “Camera needs to focus on me, neither of those girls are leaving that playhouse on their own two feet and that’s not a threat”

Some suit walks up with the contract and tells Jake “Leonard’s already signed Jake, he said he doesn’t wanna talk, he only wants to fight”

Jake angrily yells in the gentlemen’s face: Alright huh huh that’s cool, that’s different that’s unique, How cute McGraw... (Jake signs the contract on James Westerbeck’s back) “I like closed casket funerals. Quick and easy. No pain. Sunday’s gonna be fun”

Pre-Recorded Segment: Champagne Clausen driving in his Bugatti vehicle in the streets of Philadelphia. Presumably looking for Ruckus as he wants to create a bridge so he can be friends with The Set to helps his chances of winning at The Devil’s Playhouse: Champagne pulls up to this very “Elm Street” looking house and approaches a man at the door who thinks Champagne is trying to buy weed and Champagne responds “I’m looking for Ruckus” Man 1: Follow me......camera follows them inside this smoke filled house Man 2: Knocks on door, Ruckus, Champagne Clausen is here Ruckus: (opens door) Champagne: I came all this way to say look I’m on your side, I’m on the side of The Set Ruckus: exhales blunt smoke...”The Set got a plan A and that’s me retaining the title Sunday, The Set got a plan B that’s you, that’s Champagne Clausen helping get rid of McGraw and we can work out a deal on getting you opportunities. Right but if you fail to deliver and if my dudes somehow fail and then yeah I got a plan C. Plan C gonna change the whole game, and shit Plan C really already in effect people just don’t know. Plan C gonna take care of McGraw, 1 way or another. I’m leaving Devil’s Playhouse still the heavyweight champion of the world and McGraw gonna leave me alone for good, I’m finna dead this nigga’s career. He a problem and If The Set can’t dead this shit in THE SET’s PLAYHOUSE. Plan C will. Ruckus slams door in Champagne’s face

Jacques enters

Alveno La Flare enters

Leonard McGraw enters

The Set enters (without Ruckus)

6 Man Tag Match Main Event M6: THE SET (Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil and Jordan Oliver) with Siaka Lexoni defeats Alveno La Flare, Leonard McGraw and Jacques Dudley

Myron Reed hits his finishing move “Sky Walker” on Alveno La Flare for the 1-2-3 as The Set wins the match

After the match Leonard McGraw clotheslines Kotto, then Jordan then Myron sells it like a champion flipping after the clothesline and a fired up McGraw does the “belt wrapping around the waist” motion twice as to signal he’s gonna have 2 belts come Sunday. Show ends

#xpwew #ruckus #the set #jake awesome #Leonard McGraw #Golden Bryce #XPWEW Leonard McGraw

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