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How to win any OG FNAF game:

1. Be literally anywhere but the office.

2. Don't wear the uniform they give you. Bonus points if you wear cosplay, such as metal armor or a whole-ass animatronic suit. It would confuse the animatronics, regardless of sentience. (Voice synthesizers are good for immersion as well.)

3. Air horn.

#FNAF Humor

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(via Mystery | What Genre Would You be in if YOU Were a Main Character?)

[I picture you as a cool, calm and collected character. You'd make a particularly good detective seeing as you're intuitive, intelligent and incredibly observant. That being said, you'd probably also be a good criminal as well. Why not both at once?]

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Proper Use of Thu'um

D'ainn: Hey.....uh.....Paarthunax? I was wondering.....do dragons have a word for 'whore'?

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Delphine, Last of the Blades: All women.....ARE QUEENS!

D'ainn, an overworked Dovahkiin: If she breaths.....she's a THOOOOOT!!!

*proceeds to Thu'um in frustration*

😂

#skyrim memes #skyrim #elder scrolls

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Daedric Princes may be demonic, but this Dragonborn ass is more iconic. ^u^

Got into Skyrim a few weeks ago and decided to make a meme after meeting both Sheogorath and Malacath in one day. The Nightingale armor set is by far my favorite. <3

#Skyrim #Skyrim Meme #Skyrim Memes #OG Meme

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I can't even imagine what it would be like for me, a 5'3 autistic catastrophy, to be thrown into the Hunger Games at age 15 or wtv.

Like, what would I even do?

By some miraculous stroke of cruel luck, I'd find some sort of deadly poison or a fully loaded firearm from the start and book my ass into the woods at full speed, because I know damn well that I'm small enough to ZOOM like Sonic should I be focused enough. (Not to mention my non-existent hitbox.) With that at LEAST, I could pick off a good 3 players before giving away my position, because my stamina is also non-existent and once I'm spotted on the ground NOT IN A TREE, I'm most certainly dead. At that point, I'd just have to off myself and hope for the best. TuT

On the other hand, should I be useless with a weapon, or simply get targeted first as the weakest of the pack, I'm competent enough to find myself a tree fort first, rocky cave hole second. (Remember that river bit Peeta buried himself in? Yeah, that.) I'm low enough maintenance that I can go days without food and sustain myself with a nearby water source. Only sponsor gift I'd need is clothes for warmth. By then, I can make the conscious decision to just sleep out the competition. (Smoke? I'm in a humid rock hole. Trackerjackers? How would they even know where to find me? Players? Oh please, I fit in tiny spaces. Ain't nobody got time for that.)

Now, I'm not saying I COULDN'T starve to death or die from infection/hypothermia. That is most certainly an option. Wouldn't stop me from trying, though.

Survival? Oh nah, fuck that. I had no intention of balls-to-the-walling my way out of this one. No sir, not my teenage self, they were an idiot. I just wanted to be the most annoying.

Imagine Katniss and Peeta weren't the survivors, right? I'd be hibernating in a fucking rock hole while an idiot or two trample the entire arena searching for a child the size of an overgrown wolverine. It'd be the world's shittiest game of hide and seek! Wouldn't matter if I lived or not, it'd just be hilarious.

Just think, the entire audience of the capital groaning in pain as I drift into sweet unconsciousness.

"IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS, HOW THE FUCK HAVE THEY NOT BEEN FOUND? DEAD, OR ALIVE???"

The best part? Regardless of the trackers, they'd never recover the body.

#Hunger Games #If I Was In #What If #This is cringe but my group chat was funny enough that I had to write out the whole thing....with PLOT.

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The shape on the moon is the Energizer bunny, change my mind.

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(via What role would you play in the scp foundation? | MTF)

M.....MTF?!

*wheeze*

Bro, these guys actually think I have the responsibility and attention span to be a trusted field operative-

#SCP #SCP Foundation #SCP Foundation Staff #Foundation Staff #SCP MTF #What role would you play in the SCP Foundation?

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The general progression of my Quotev BNHA fanfiction, ‘A Hero and a Villain’.

#OC Memes #Original Memes #BNHA OC Memes #BNHA Memes #I Made These Memes

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Just some hand-made memes for my beloved immortal dumbass, Andeddo Heishi/The Grim Reaper.

#OC Memes #Original Memes #BNHA OC Memes #BNHA Memes #I Made These Memes

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(via Do You Have the Pestilence? | You Don't and Tolerates You)

TuT Yay, I don’t suck. I thought my moral-grayness would damn me for sure-

#SCP Foundation #SCP #SCP-049 #049 #Pestilence

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These goddamn fuckbots won’t stop Following me-

Not that I have anything against hot women. I’d just appreciate it if they weren’t bots trying to send me nudes and viruses.

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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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Google wouldn’t give me the meme template I wanted, so I made my own.....in 2 hours.

So, I know the original was supposed to be “Your next mission will be a suicide mission.” but the grammar of the responses pissed me off and I was basically going off of memory alone just to spite it. Also, Google Slides was frustrating enough.

https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/427330724/Suicide-Mission

#My Meme Template #Meme Template #You've been given a suicide mission. Meme #Suicide Mission Meme #Your next mission is a suicide mission. meme #OG Meme Template

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This deserved a reblog even though MDZS isn’t one of my main fandoms. But just to mark the occassion, one of my favorite self-quotes while watching the series/reading the novel:

“Everybody gangsta till the flames turn green, cause they know who’s coming.”

dug out my old doodles of a headless Nies au and decided to throw em here cuz I still kinda like them

idea was inspired by a fic that I read back then but that was maybe almost a year ago so I have no idea what it was sorry

#MDZS #Mo Dao Zu Shi #MDZS Comic

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Jesus HOWART Christ.....what happened to the second volume of TCF? 😰 A realm of necromancers and a shape-shifting hawk? What's next, the Hunters yeet them onto a mushroom planet?

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Am I the only one that picked up the absolute goldmine that is The Greatest Estate Developer after the end of TCF volume one?

Let's be honest.....Lloyd is just Cale with emotions, less dead friends, a healthy sense of self worth, a sass factor even the System can't avoid, and about 15% of the original morals. (There's still misunderstandings regardless.)

Plus, he and his 'Choi-Han-but-with-personality' Javier are fruity af. (Ngl, Lloyd is probably Bi.....and a brat bottom.) The ship name was even canonized by a goddamn bridge.

#TCF #Trash of the Count's Family #TGED #The Greatest Estate Developer