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HORNY-ON-MAIN STREAM; A ONE TIME EVENT

SO IM GONNA BE DOING AN 18+ “NAME-YOUR-PRICE” REQUEST STREAM ON THE DAY BEFORE DEC 17 >:D

SO as yall very much know, Tumblr has decided to purge all nsfw content in a little over a week from now. While everyone is going to be counting down the days until all of our precious spicy content is lost, ive decided that we should have something to look forward to, to celebrate and create nsfw content rather than anxiously await the demise of it. 

So, i will be your creator curator, your shining kinky light in the dark of this born-again christian website, all for a price of your choosing ;D

now what exactly do i mean by “name-your-price”? well, thats exactly what i mean! you will have the opportunity to pay whatever price you like for your drawing request. This also includes no money at all! Payment is completely optional but it is still quite appreciated!

[DISCLAIMER: We, as the artist, with-hold the right to decline any request]

But it wont just be me you’re watching! This stream will also be featuring @merroki, @faranae, and @spudinacup​ who will be streaming alongside me! wether they decided to take any requests is entirely up to them. 

and Just so we’re clear on this: THIS IS AN 18+ STREAM!! minors will be prohibited from participating and the stream itself will be marked as nsfw. 

SO, COME YALL!! LETS MAKE A PARTY OUT OF IT!!!!

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Guess what time it is… 

It’s Horny on Main day folks.

Keyframes by my lovely talented and constantly thirsty for some Deltarune No Suit brother @thelostmoongazer . He did a fabulous job crafting the initial concept for this animation and really should consider animating more.

Inbetweens by me.

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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

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I love one (1) zombie show with all of my heart.

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If I can get an adult version of something kinda like Tumblr up and running, would you guys be interested?

Mostly same features but with extra features like…

No bullying.

No kids.

No one under 18.

Stronger blocking tools.

All the female associated nipples you can handle.

Please let me know and PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!!

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Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

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Heading to Pillowfort, and I’m Offering Keys

Hi, you may or may not know me. I go by Tyramir, and I’m an author. Mostly I write fanfic, but I have also published a book at some point. (Yes, that was a subtle plug – don’t feel obligated to click the links, they’re there to justify to myself why I’m doing this so I can say this wasn’t 100% altruistic because I’m a crusty old troll)

So, recently, Tumblr has made something of an announcement regarding what kind of content they will and will not host in the future. And you know what, that’s okay. It’s their site. They can do what they want. Just like I’m free to say, “Hey, @staff, go fuck yourselves with some sandpaper, you masochistic fucks.”

Ah, that felt good. You know what else feels good? Moving to Pillowfort. I’m in no way associated with them, beyond that I am now a user. I just bought a key. More than one, actually. I bought a whackload of them. I am not rich. See: author. Very poor profession if you’re not ultra-successful. However, what I am is angry, and disappointed with the direction this site is taking. 

This site is home for the marginalised, for the outcasts, for the misfits. It’s also the home for a lot of fellow artists, like myself. Ones that might not have a little extra cash in their wallets. So, as a Christmas gift (and as a way of sharing that link up above advertising my book, see self, you’re not totally altruistic), I’m making this offer.

Reblog and like this post. You don’t have to follow me. You don’t have to buy my book. You don’t have to tell anyone it exists. You don’t even have to click that link. Just like and reblog. Anyone who likes it will get one entry for drawing for a key. Anyone who reblogs it will get one. Anyone who does both will get two. And on December 17th, the Day of Ignominy, I will draw ten names, and I will gift ten keys. I’ll even wear a Willy Wonka hat while I do. You won’t be able to see it, but the spirit will be there.

If you want to get the word out, but don’t want to get an entry (say you already have a Pillowfort account), just reblog and tag the post with “no entry,” or some variation thereof. I’ll exclude you from the draw, but thank you (in my mind, I’m not gonna actually thank people, but that requires effort, yo) for helping others learn about this opportunity.

TL;DR: Bald author wants to use very little cash he has to give people Pillowfort accounts. Just like and reblog for entries. Also, I hope you are feasted upon by a swarm of angry weasels, @staff.

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World Wall Maps and Paper Plane Push Pins, by Enjoy The Wood on Etsy

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Someone please teach me this kind of magic! 😍

Paper Cranes

Cristian Marianciuc on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Origami tags

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Garfield Conspiracy

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do u ever zone out but ur aware that ur zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

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Kill Black Friday!

Bring back Yule!

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

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There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight

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