Veronica: so the worlds unfair, keep it locked out there
JD: I can't you broke my window lock
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Rosa: It's official, we've lost Amy to stress. She won't come out of that room
Jake: Not to worry, I have a plan. Scully, go and tell Amy that I said something factually inaccurate
Scully: ...
Jake: ...
Scully: ...
Jake: Anything Hitchcock would say
(30 seconds later)
Amy: (coming out of the room) Did you seriously call the sun a planet?!
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Amy: You shouldn’t be using a straw.
Jake: I know, it’s bad for the environment.
Amy: No, it’s just an odd way to eat spaghetti.
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Captain Holt: Detective Peralta, i need to have a word with you.
Jake: Oh no, you’re gonna fire me.
Captain Holt : What? No, it’s actually the opposite.
Jake: …I’m gonna fire you?
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“Except nobody loves him more than April Ludgate, NO ONE!”
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