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yandere-toons · 13 days
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Have you seen the movies X and Pearl?
Ooh, swell timing! I just caught X the other night, so I can finish it off with Pearl soon enough.
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yandere-toons · 22 days
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Yandere: "is that your family?" S/O: "nope, nah-uh, nada. I've never seen those people in my life"
Years of hard data say you're lying, but they're not about to incriminate themselves by revealing so: Huey Duck, Hunter | Golden Guard, Aziraphale, Sheldon J Plankton, Doctor Nefarious, Tenth Doctor, Shang Tsung, Dr Flug, Perry the Platypus, Midoriya Izuku
Suspects the lie but rolls with it: Ian Malcolm, Louie Duck, Anthony J. Crowley, Nick Wilde, Nagito Komaeda, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lightning McQueen, Ratchet, Kaa, Bugs Bunny, Mike Wazowski, Johnny Loughran, Klaus Hargreeves, Sans Undertale, Arataka Reigen, Tyrion Lannister, Legoshi, Rouge the Bat, Wallace Wells, Kendall Roy, Connor Roy, Finnick Odair
Races over to introduce themselves: Toga Himiko, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dewey Duck, Judy Hopps, Kokichi Ouma, Beetlejuice, Celia Mae, Gaston, Mavis Dracula, Undyne, Beast Boy, Deadpool, Alvin Seville, Phil Dunphy
Believes you: Pinkie Pie, Bluey & Bingo, Jataro Kemuri, Chick Hicks, Caligosto Loboto, GIR, Daffy Duck, Bill & Ted, Olaf, Shigeo Kageyama, Starfire, Scott Pilgrim, Ken, Castiel
Laughs at your thin deceptions: Emperor Belos, Bill Cipher, Black Hat, Scar, Shere Khan, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Pagan Min, Invader ZiM, Shao Kahn, Eleventh Doctor, Rainbow Dash, Shenzi, Randall Boggs, Duncan Pepperidge Anderson, Agent Smith, Doctor Eggman, Han Solo, Alastor, Izaya Orihara, Gideon Graves, Roman Roy, Shiv Roy, Gristol Malik
Alternative interpretation is equally funny—the yandere is pointing out random groups of people and slowly narrowing down their choices.
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yandere-toons · 25 days
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My hc is that sorcerer reader has some of that eldritch monstrosity rizz
AU where the sorcerer takes their robe off, and it plays out like a scene from Under the Skin (2014).
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yandere-toons · 1 month
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its been a long time... any fandoms of the day, week or month? :)
Meet the Feebles, Bad Taste, The Happytime Murders, LEGO Star Wars.
What I said the first time versus what I said the second time versus what I said the third time versus what I said the fourth time versus what I said the fifth time versus what I said the sixth time versus what I said the seventh time versus what I said the eighth time versus what I said the ninth time versus what I said the tenth time versus what I said the eleventh time versus what I said the twelfth time versus what I said the thirteenth time versus what I said the fourteenth time versus what I said the fifteenth time versus what I said the sixteenth time versus what I said the seventeenth time versus what I said the eighteenth time versus what I said the nineteenth time versus what I said the twentieth time versus what I said the twenty-first time versus what I said the twenty-second time versus what I said the twenty-third time versus what I said the twenty-fourth time versus what I said the twenty-fifth time versus what I said the twenty-sixth time versus what I said the twenty-seventh time versus what I said the twenty-eighth time versus what I said the twenty-ninth time versus what I said the thirtieth time versus what I said the thirty-first time versus what I said the thirty-second time versus what I said the thirty-third time versus what I said the thirty-fourth time versus what I said the thirty-fifth time versus what I said the thirty-sixth time versus what I said the thirty-seventh time versus what I said the thirty-eighth time versus what I said the thirty-ninth time versus what I said the fortieth time versus what I said the forty-first time versus what I said the forty-second time versus what I said the forty-third time versus what I said the forty-fourth time versus what I said the forty-fifth time versus what I said the forty-sixth time versus what I said the forty-seventh time versus what I said the forty-eighth time versus what I said the forty-ninth time versus what I said here.
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yandere-toons · 1 month
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Hi! I'm wondering do still take request? And if so, can you do an yandere headcanon for the Nerdlucks/Monstars from Space Jam? And if you want to to you can ad Mr.Swackhammer if you want to.
Enjoy the Nerdlucks here!
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yandere-toons · 2 months
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Kinda of a sequel to the last drawing I did with the raptors.
the gang came to help the human from the raptors but finds it isn’t gonna be easy and also the fact they might be more violent. So the extreme dinosaurs gang have their plates full!
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yandere-toons · 2 months
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So I was wondering if you do requests for the Overlord anime, because I've really wanted to put in a request!
This has swiftly become a "do whatever you want" blog, so ask away. Vampire? Guardian? Dragon? Join their world at your own peril!
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yandere-toons · 2 months
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its a 2010s australian cartoon so i dont expect you to have heard about this at all but by any chance are you at all familiar with exchange student zero
Always wanted a Principal Rogerson card.
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yandere-toons · 2 months
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Reader: Time to check if the house is safe before I go to bed!
*yelling down basement stairs* Hey, are there any stalkers down there?
Yandere, poking head out: No, it's okay!
Reader: Okay, thank you!
Steelbeak and Lesbian Reader vibes
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yandere-toons · 2 months
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'🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇'
This is me when i saw how BEAUTIFULLY you write for the Got characters, they're all so in character if that makes sense?
And the reader! God, (literally)
I am hooked on it, i can't wait to read more about the reader's endeavours and to see just how powerful they are.
"God, (literally)" took me out.
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yandere-toons · 3 months
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I'm so glad you've been liking this random idea I had at like- too late to remember o'clock. I still don't understand why you like Dad dice so much. But I'm glad you do!
All I have are too late to remember o'clock ideas. They're the best!
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yandere-toons · 3 months
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Yup. Dad dice is not someone make fun of. But anyway, I've slightly based this on a really really old story of mine.
Being locked inside all day definitely doesn't create the sweetest person, and there's definitely some lockpocking and pickpocket skills.
DAD DICE: Why not add card-sharking to that deck?
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yandere-toons · 3 months
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Dad Dice back again! Sadly depression and burnout exist- but I'm glad you (and seemingly others) like the concept!
I hear you. Most days, I could blink and go six years without finishing one story.
But yours has such a charm to it! The title is a perfect fit and makes me laugh every time I read it, and for that, thank you! Can you imagine Dice's kid calling him that to his face?
He laughs it off and secretly takes pride in having earned such a nickname from you, only to let loose a maelstrom of fury on the next smarmy demon who turns it into the butt of a joke.
DEMON HENCHMAN #1, snickering: Ya hear that? I think the old boss is goin' soft!
DEMON HENCHMAN #2, barely restraining himself: Maybe I should ask him to sing me a lullaby!
KING DICE: *shadow falls over demons*
—FIVE MINUTES LATER—
King Dice walks out of the room and enters where you sit waiting, a poker table before you.
KING DICE, steaming from the hands and fluffing his bowtie: Best two out of three?
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yandere-toons · 3 months
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Ramsay: Thank you for saving my life
Sorcerer reader: I'm literally and eldritch being
RAMSAY:
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HOUSE LANNISTER:
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OBERYN MARTELL:
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SAMWELL TARLY (+ JON):
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yandere-toons · 3 months
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Now that hazbin episodes 5 and 6 are out, could you answer some more questions?
1. Fave character introduced?
2. Fave song?
3. Fave moment?
I'll expect one of these in the mail every time new episodes are released.
Lucifer. I have just the story for him!
More Than Anything.
"More than anything, more than anything. I'll shelter and adore you more than anything." – It's telling as to his parenting style and begs the question of why Lilith seemed to be taking Charlie away from him.
Lucifer "Bulldozer Parent" Morningstar is so named because the great oppression exerted over him by Heaven instilled in him a determination to make sure his kin never suffered the same crushing of spirit.
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yandere-toons · 3 months
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I've never cared for or watched even a second of GoT but I gladly read your trilogy when you posted. I also have some silly thoughts about characters, so if you don't mind I'll share them one by one.
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Sorcerer reader: Well, my cousin's marriage was fun, but it's time to visit my good ol' pal Ramsay. I wonder what he's up to this time...
*"WELCOME HOME CHEATER" sigh is greeting reader when they come to Ramsay's place*
Love how everyone agrees that this is their relationship.
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yandere-toons · 3 months
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Wow…
I started reading your blog back in 2021 when I was in the first grade of highschool and now I’m entering the college… I remember reading especially the Ducktales stories in class.
Well, I just want to say thank you for your amazing writing and work and that you have some part on why I want to study psychiatry and help people with their mental health. :,) It’ll be a long way but I’ll keep strong.
Thank you for everything and keep up being this amazing writer you are!
Sneaking those stories in class must've been a riot!
The teacher is describing how to calculate the circumference of a circle; you're trying to hold your head at the perfect angle. You seem toward the board, says a sweeping glance, while, in reality, your eyes askance at an argument between Gyro and Fenton on whether they should mind-wipe a coworker.
In short, much respect for your tenacity!
Inspiring someone to join the same field is one of the greatest things I can imagine.
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