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some people think im funny. not me, but some people. (any pronouns) i literally only post about dream smp right now, sooo be warned i guess. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Coming!Hang on a second.Hello?Barry?Adam?Can you believe this is happening?I can't.I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.A perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.You got lint on your fuzz.Ow! That's me!Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.Bye!Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!Hey, Adam.Hey, Barry.Is that fuzz gel?A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.Three days grade school, three days high school.Those were awkward.Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.You did come back different.Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.Hear about Frankie?Yeah.You going to the funeral?No, I'm not going.Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.That's why we don't need vacations.Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.Well, Adam, today we are men.We are!Bee-men.Amen!Hallelujah!Students, faculty, distinguished bees,please welcome Dean Buzzwell.Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!Will we pick our job today?I heard it's just orientation.Heads up! Here we go.Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all ti...
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TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
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never change tumblr, never change
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i just opened tumblr for the first time in a hot minute and guys goncharov is a great movie but they nuked the dream smp
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LUZS OUTFIT IS LITERALLY THE GENDERQUEER FLAG IM GONNA CRY
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VOTE SNIFFER OR UR STRAIGHT
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quinta brunson winning an emmy, shane and ryan premiering ghost files and ned being kicked out of try guys all in a span of two weeks... what a time to be alive for people who were really into buzzfeed in like 2016
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ok kinda just screaming into the void here but i think i figured out why i dislike wilburs ending so much. at first it kinda made sense, so much of the smp’s lore is completely absurd after all. of course it would end in fucking utah. but i think it’s frustrating because of the implications of it. sure it was technically real, and c!wilbur was away from his home for two years but to the viewer it feels no different then an “oh it was all a dream” ending. this series of events that we all were so passionate about was just a blip in c!wilbur’s life. its a complete tone shift from the rest of his story and i just. idk. it feels like the ending completely demeans everything thats happened in the past two years, and its a bit frustrating to say the least.
(to be clear, this is not me insulting cc wilbur or anything. just because i don’t personally like the ending doesnt mean it wasnt good or didnt have thought put into it)
#not to mention the fact that the big ending battle eret is planning hasnt happened yet#meaning that one of the most popular characters isnt going to participate and probably wont even know about it#plus i could go on a whole other tangeant about how cwilbur and ctommys relationship is affected by this reveal#like cwilbur was such a huge factor in ctommys life and for cwilbur he was hardly even real#dream smp#dsmp#wilbur soot#c!wilbur#tommyinnit#c!tommy
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c!wilbur’s character resolution was touching grass
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That. was certainly something
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as much as i love “midwestern emo” as a music genre every time i hear it i just picture some guy in a black flannel crying in a cracker barrel gift shop
#midwestern emo#midwest#ignore the fact that this is my first post in over a month#shhhhhhh im depressed dont worry ab it
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Say it with me folks:
“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires
middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire
“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)
Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money
Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip
Constantly feeling guilty helps no one
Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.
Upper middle class is NOT rich
Black Lives Matter
Trans rights are human rights
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just when i thought i was done crying, i looked at the merch store.
He was 23. he made a massive impact on the gaming community, helped and inspired millions, and he was only 23.
i dont think im gonna be done crying for a while.
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the hypixel memorial is in the main hub near the farm by the way, coordinates are 70 60 -170 approximately if you want to leave a message for his family
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ok theres only 6 episodes im watching it
i just realized. its 2022. and i have no idea what the plot of good omens is. all the content i see of it is just ”omg gay”. now im tempted to watch it just to figure out what all the hype is ab
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