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today I saw someone call Diavolo's aesthetic dark academia ????

Can someone please tell me where does Diavolo act academic??? I'm not even sure Diavolo can read

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New years resolutions.

This was suggested by @panic-at-the-keyboard sorry this was so short, also if you don't wanna be mentioned please let me know!

Lucifer:

Get his brothers into shape it's not gonna happen but he can hope.

Maybe take a vacation without his brothers.

Listen to music more often.

Mammon:

Become a billionaire.

Pass all his classes.

Have his brothers respect him poor baby

Leviathan:

Collect all the new Ruri-chan merch coming out this year.

Finally get around to watching all the animes he has on his watch later list.

Make some new cosplays.

Talk to someone on the phone without crying afterwards.

Satan:

Finally convince Lucifer to let him get a cat. this becomes murder Lucifer if he can't get a cat.

Organize his books.

Try new things.

Visit the library more often.

Asmodeus:

Redecorate his room.

Reorganize his wardrobe.

Convince everyone to have a spa day.

Try to have Levi take better care of himself.

Beelzebub:

Do harder work outs.

Keep everyone safe and happy. he's baby, okay?

Belphegor

Murder Lucifer.

Piss off Diavolo.

Plan the mysterious disappearances of everyone who's wronged him.

Spend more time with Beel.

#obey me! #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #oh yeah levi cries after a phone call fight me on that #sorry this is short I'm just really tired

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Considering I'm bored out of my mind, can y'all maybe send me some holiday prompts for our beloved boys so I can have something to do?

#obey me #Honestly I should be spending time with my family #But why would I do that when I can write about fictional men?

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Random obey me hc #2

Leviathan probably mists himself like you do for reptiles, because of this he has a few spray bottles laying around his room.

#obey me! #obey me headcanons #random obey me hc #obey me leviathan #please I just love lizard boy Levi #really any Levi

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Consider the following: Write your own 👀👀

h e l p

I feel like I’ve read every obey me hc to ever exist, so if you have any please throw them in my general direction.

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Your art is absolutely beautiful but I read the caption and thought of this

big bird

#Honestly this is just top tier shit posting on my part #I hate the fact that I made this

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Oh my god this is such a big brain idea?? Someone needs to write this please-

Originally i wanted this "the Christmas ghost" To be a pop quiz idea, mc has a fight or smt happens that they wished they where never picked for the exchange student program for RAD, and you all know the rest they get visited by ghosts of the side characters aka one the spirit of the past,Another one will spirit of the present and so on

im curious? But listen, hear me out......it would be a good fanfic??👉👈 it would be so fun to read :o

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Random obey me hc #1.

Satan and Lucifer both like their hands kissed, I will die on this hill.

#obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #random obey me hc #you cannot convince me otherwise #you just cant

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ily. that's all.

You. You are precious. Ily2 ❤️❤️

If you're reading this you should go follow @stanthemanlmao

#asks #still can't believe I dragged you into obey me hell with me #please DM me so I can talk about overhaul <3

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Bonk

Bonk ʕ·̀ω·́ʔ✧

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Affectionate bonk

In that case, your bonk is greatly appreciated.

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Bonk?

Is this an affectionate bonk or a go to horny jail bonk?

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Break up headcannons.

I woke up today and actively chose violence.

Anyways, sorry for any mistakes please just pretend they do not exist, I changed up my format for this one, and requests are open lol.

Lucifer:

Lucifer doesn't handle it well. His first reactions are anger and denial because why would a human break up with him. Sure, maybe you guys fight about him working too much, but everythings fine! He pretty much ignores the fact the break up ever happened, until he sees you moving on. After that he barely eats or leaves his office, preferring to drown himself in work or alcohol. Once his brothers start to get worried he acts like nothing ever happened, and that's the last of it. Of course it still hurts, but his pride won't allow anyone to know.

Mammon:

Mammon tries his best to convince you to change your mind, he'll promise everything under the sun if it means you'll stay with him. However, once it becomes clear you're not going to stay with him he'll act like he doesn't care, even though he looks like he's about to cry. For a few months after the breakup he'll spend all his time at casinos, gambling away all his money so he feels better. Of course he never does, but he can pretend.

Leviathan:

Leviathan wasn't surprised when you broke up with him. He begs you to stay while insulting himself at the same time, promising to do better while agreeing with your decision. After your break up is official he doesn't leave his room or let anyone in, there's no reason to anymore, his brothers have to leave him food outside his door. It's months before he leaves his room again.

Satan:

Satan reacts the worse, unlike Mammon or Levi he won't beg you to stay. He will however wreck anything in the immediate vicinity. If you don't use your pact or get one of his brothers it will take days for him to calm down. After that he'll have an especially short fuse for months to come, snapping at anyone and everyone he has to deal with.

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus acts like it's fine, and he'll go along with what you say, but after you leave he'll break down. Afterwards, he'll spend all his time out in clubs or at home drunk.

Beelzebub:

Beelzebub probably takes it the best out of everyone, of course he's upset about it but in the end he just wants you to be happy. Of course, he might eat more then usual, but no one will say anything about it.

Belphegor:

No. If you think he's gonna let you break up with him you're funny. He'll try to convince you that you two will be able to fix any issues you might have. Once he realizes you're not backing down from the issue he'll act like he doesn't care, but everyone notices how he seems to be sleeping even more then usual.

Simeon:

Simeon doesn't know how to handle it, of course he'll respect your decision but he'll be visibly upset for awhile. To distract himself he'll dot on Luke a lot more, dotting on his 'son' makes him feel a lot better.

Solomon:

Solomon, as a human is probably the most familiar with break ups, doesn't mean he's ready for it. He seems to be a lot less mischievous for awhile, instead opting to spend more time with Asmo to help distract himself.

Diavolo:

Diavolo also doesn't know how to react. He's the future king of the devildom, he's used to getting pretty much whatever he wants. Like Mammon or Belphie, he'll try to convince you to stay, but won't force you to. He'll probably drown himself in work or alcohol similarly to Lucifer until he's ready to talk to people again.

Barbatos:

Another no. It's simply not happening.

#obey me! shall we date? #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #angst #I guess? I'm still bad at tagging lmao #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #sorry they vary in length lmao #some of these were hard to write for #this has been sitting in my drafts for like three days #Anyways #As always #I simply do not see my own writing

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This idea will now live in my head rent free for the next week.

Imagine:

Luke grows up to be a young man.

Tall

Handsome

Angelic

The brothers didn’t think he was a threat at all, not until he said that,

“I love MC.”

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cant wait to pet the chihuahua 

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Drafts/Ideas I never posted/wrote anything for.

Really glad this aged poorly.

This account has a Levi biased simply because he's baby.

I was reading a lot of Greek mythology when I wrote this.

Imagine being lonely and then poof, hot demon man.

#really I just want to clean out my drafts #levi is baby #Levi isn't even my top pick but he's my favorite simply because he's a mood #obey me! #drafts #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me diavolo #obey me asmodeus #will I ever write any of these? #probably not tbh

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Diavolo: Welcome to the Devildom, MC, you will-

MC: the what? Where am I?

Diavolo: In Hell, where you will-

MC: Hell? Hmm… disappointing but not surprising

Lucifer: I’m sorry? 🤨

MC: so how did I die? Was it interesting? Was it a murder? Is it unsolved? Oh Gods, will I end up on Buzzfeed Unsolved… that’s like my lifelong dre-

Lucifer: No. you are here as an exchange student and no, you are not dead. You are, very much, still alive.

MC: oh… that’s disappointing. So, like, will you guys kill me after the exchange ends or…

Lucifer: No.

MC: that’s… even more disappointing

Diavolo: 👁👄👁